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In case you haven't heard about it: there is a delightful tumblr dedicated to tagging IKEA furniture in porn (google it); here is the spanking edition.

BONUS CAPTION CONTEST!

Come up with a description and price tag (does not have to be real currency) for swedish birch in the sockerart vase:

SWEDISH BIRCH
_________
_________

The winner gets a free commission (conditions apply). Judging will be completely subjective and unfair, by me of course =P Contest closes in a week or so; basically when a sufficiently funny caption is submitted. Enter as many captions as you like =)


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childofpluto



Captain Wildchild

Registered: July 2008
Location: Magical clouds
Posts: 204
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Date: Tue August 5, 2014
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Keywords: birch switch ikea swedish naked after reflection



CottonFluff
Snuggle Sheep
Sockerart Vase: $12.99

Franklin Bar Stool: $26.99

Hand Cut Swedish Birch: $0.00

Having your bottom striped by your lover: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's SpankerCard.
#1 Tue August 5, 2014 13:11

rumataestorian
rumataestorian.tumblr.com
I must say - it's so sexy...
#2 Tue August 5, 2014 14:19

EmmaliaChan
Smol fren
The little birch in the vase reminds me of the Christmas tree in Charlie Brown's Christmas.

"This little [birch] one here seems to need a home!"

Won't get the quote if you haven't seen the movie, though.
#3 Tue August 5, 2014 16:17

dirtyferdi
VIP Donator
wonderful. Really wonderful
a nice idea
#4 Tue August 5, 2014 20:47

Nadja
Spanktastic
Swedish birch "Piskan"
Because love leaves a lasting mark
#5 Tue August 5, 2014 22:09

oscar
The Oscar
Ouch!!!!!!!!
#6 Tue August 5, 2014 23:55

Peeker
Because Words Matter
SWEDISH BIRCH
Behavioral Adjuster
Cost: Naughtier than the Hairbrush, Nicer than the Tawse
#7 Wed August 6, 2014 02:54

vrrattko
Artist
haha....great
#8 Wed August 6, 2014 03:35

Archer
Gold Member
SWEDISH BIRCH
Biodegradeable, so you can think green while seeing red!
$5 a bundle. Free with purchase of Sockerart Vase.
#9 Wed August 6, 2014 05:12

CrimsonKidCK
Gold Member
"SWEDISH BIRCH

Guaranteed to leave a striking impression upon its recipient, and to fulfill deep-seated desires.
Cost: Six sickles, eight knuts and a very sore bottom for someone..." --C.K.
#10 Thu August 7, 2014 03:46

Marquard
VIP Donator
SUPERDUPERGREAT!!!!!

I really love the twisted humour in this one! Fantastick!
#11 Mon August 11, 2014 09:16


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