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D'aaaawwwww...... :3
*Circe covers Monkeytoster and his teddybear with a blanket made of spider webbing*
Just go with the flow, Abe, chill.....
*Abe reaches into his stovepipe hat and pulls out a time travel stopwatch and disappears in a stream of Chromaton particles.*
( Hehehe....you are so nervous and rattled that you posted both here AND on my profile, that's so cute ! XD )Riiiiight....let's get down to some serious bizniz then.
Actually the master shifters among the Fey are the Pooka and the Morae. But that's a divergent conversation for a later time. If you need no Glamour then you are being fed by your masters, or you are carrying Chimera treasures that sustain you. Without personal Glamour you will quickly fall victim to Banality and the mists of mundanity will gobble you alive. All Fey know this, from Caer Kedwood in the Dutchy of Goldengate, to Caer Palisades which is ruled by Queen Mab of House Fiona.
And if you believe that transformative swine is all there is to me, then you are about to be disabused of that silly notion.... *evil chuckle*
Ha, you only know about them? Those pathetic creatures? I was a servant of the light queen of the fey! The master shifters of the fey are sprigans, we need no glamour! You might want to check your facts on the fey, and if you are connected to that legendary sorcerer then turning me into a pig won't really do much to the master shifter.
Besides in Underhill who knows what might happen to a pretty little goth witch unless you have somebody important to protect you. Your to good looking not to attract attention. Who knows? Maybe even the Cat Anna would try for a pet witch.
You should have known better than to come to a fey's home, now your in every feys home. But maybe we could work something out?
* monkeytoster's image appears now with black cat ears and a fluffy black tail*
How bout it?
And before you try something again, it's just an image.
Oh please. Spriggan's are cursed giants who long ago were punished by being transformed into twisted dwarfish beings. The only way to reattain their former height is to enter a state of rage, where-upon their mass increases based on the level of rage attained.
*Circe points at her name* I hope you do remember the legends about a certain sorceress who knows a thing or two about 'transformations'.... > : 3
Besides, Dream creatures such as Fey have MANY vulnerabilities. *CHUCKLE !!*
Perhaps I should exploit a few of them upon you.......
*Meanwhile, Circe's shadow sneaks behind Monkeytoaster and pants him then hangs him upside-down like that. Circe then chuckles and puts down the harmless soft rubber tuning fork and walks over to him*
You forget, young paddlewan, that distraction is the food and drink of sorceresses and necromancers. While you were ranting and raving about my illogical actions, you left your defenses completely down.
*Circe now gets her hands on his cell phone and Ninja mission paperwork that he kept on himself*
Tsk tsk tsk...now what deviltry can I get up to with these ? :3
*Circe casts the Summoning Spell that is foolishly written in crayon on the back of the card*
POOOOF !!!
*Abraham Lincoln appears, sitting naked in a bathtub with a naked Edith Bunker*
o.0;;
*Circe tries to poke her eyes out with a dull tuning fork*
GAAAAAHHHHH !!!! >_<
*Circe picks up Monkeytoaster's wallet, since he dropped it while acting so ninja-like and dramatic*
Hmmmm......looky at all this !! Secret identity....notes on ninja handshakes.....a membership card to Charlie Sheen's fan club......
=3