(That’s disgusting)

“H-how Mommy...?” He sniffled.

(But is true vampire fact.)
"Well first I need to punish you for this behavior." She said sternly.

(Technically, as Vampires aren’t real, there’s no such thing as a true Vampire fact.)

Joey looked down at his feet.

(I mean it's part of the legend.)
She than sat down and patted her lap for him to go over.

(Not any I’ve ever read.)

Joseph sniffled and went to her.

She than laid him over her lap and unbutton his flap.
(Its in the books of darren shan.)

Joseph blushed. “Mommy!”

(Never read ‘em)

He than felt a hard smack from her plam on his chubby bare bottom.

“OW! Mommy that hurt!” Joey wiggled.