"Yes. I see that you guys spank eachother all the time. So...how about it?"

"Well . . . at least it won't bore me," said Cody.

Sagat gave a long look at Ryu's backside. "I'm in," he said menacingly, crossing his arms over his scarred chest.

Ryu looked back at Sagat with a humph.

"Rules are simple, disperse. Whoever finds eachother, has five minutes to see who spanks the hardest.."

Guile narrowed his eyes, but decided to play along to see what M. Bison was really up to. The rest of the guys split up. After a certain length of time, it was time for the game to begin . . .

Nash decided to head off first.

And up ahead was his first challenger . . .

"Eh? So it's you," E. Honda said, standing in his mawashi.

Nash saw him and smirked. "E motherfucking Honda! '

E. Honda slapped his belly and grinned. "Ready to pit your ass against mine? I warn you, I won't hold back!"

Nash smirked. "I won't either! "

(so how is this contest supposed to work? Do they take turns going over each other's knee?)