"Common sense might save your life! Do you really want to die over 300 septims?" This was similar to how they'd met. A thief had robbed her and her brother's store in Riverwood village, and Eir had walked in on an argument between the two about going after him (Camilla had been raring to go, obviously.) "Dear, you know I admire your spirit, but you can't keep doing this. It's going to end badly."

She refused to look at the other woman at first as she was still a bit mad about the situation as she listened to the concern and slight fear and frustration in her voice as she gave her wife a side ways glance "and what would you suggest to do about it, you know me im fiery and not fond of cheats" she said as she went back to cleaning off her counter were the dirtbag had left a clump of dirt from his coin bag.

Eir scoffed. "I suggest you get some of that fire in check. And if you can't do it now, then you're going to have to figure out how to soon. I'm not about to send you back to Cyrodiil in a body bag if I can help it."

She couldnt help the annoyed feeling inside of her she hated being scolded as she said "well i dont know what to do about it" she said as she didnt like the idea of being sent back in a body bag the idea was a little scary but she couldnt help the feeling of not wanting to back down when someone got a bitnscary.

"You get your temper under control, that's what. Gods, I swear, you should have joined the Legion instead of becoming a merchant. You would have been a solid soldier. Though if I had lashed out and nearly gotten myself killed when I was in training, my commanding officer, Rikke, probably would have punished me for it."

She looked up at her as she made these statements as she agreed she was right she was a bit of a hot head and she had wished she had the oppurtunity to be a member of the legion but due to taking care of family that was more important as she heard the last statement "how would you have been punished?" She asked as she fiddled with the ring on her finger.

"Depends on the severity of the infraction, most likely. Legate Rikke was tough, but she wasn't unfair. She didn't punish soldiers often, but when she did it was mostly by making them train extra hours. Although, she sometimes resorted to other methods... I did tell you about the time I got drunk and tried to flirt with her, didn't I?"

She knew that wouldnt work on her she didn't train for anything so if she asked her to run a lap she can be lazy as hell and not care as she maybe squawked at her "no you never told me that story" she said she had told a lot of her warrior stories but this one she had yet to hear

"Well, that's the crux of it. It was when I was a cadet. The Legion follows the customs of Cyrodiil and not Skyrim when it comes to alcohol, but the cadets all still drank under the age of 20, which was considered an offense. I was in the tavern with a few other cadets, when one of the Legates walked in and caught us. The rest ran, but I was too drunk and fell over. The officer took me to Legate Rikke, my superior. She looked me up and down and asked 'cadet, do you know why Legate Grobash brought to me instead of dealing with you himself?'"
"You've seen Legate Rikke. You know she's... appealing in the way mature women can be appealing. Or at least she was when I was drunk. I asked if I was brought to her because an Orc like Grobash could never possess her... ah... 'Nordic beauty,' I think I called it."
"She said: 'Wrong, cadet. You were brought to me because Grobash is male, and therefore not permitted to administer corporal punishment to a female soldier.'"

"Oh dear" she said feeling second hand embarrassment for her wife as she told the tale "wait she punished you with a spanking" she said in disbelief her strong fit wife had been spanked "wait are you suggesting i be spanked!" She said in surprise as her eyes widened on her wife