Ninja's dare too (For Croup)
 

(My NaruKnowledge is a bit rusty.)

In the Village Hidden in the Leaves, better known as Konoha, there was a ninja boy with unreal aspirations. His name was Naruto. He had many friends, some of which, he was better friends with than others.

Right now, Naruto was in the forest a few miles from the village with two of his friends. They were all playing a game, which involved two teams. Each would ses one to a certain spot, and when they met up, they would try to spank each other.

"So who should we send first?" Naruto asked his group members.

(I think we shoulda sorted out the teams XD)

"Mahhh, who cares? This whole game is troublesome," Shikamaru muttered, viewing the whole thing with distaste.

"If you're so eager to start, why don't you go first?" Kiba challenged Naruto with a wolfish grin. "Or are you worried you'll come back with a sore red ass like last time?" He chuckled and gave the blond a slap on the butt.

Naruto frowned. "Hey, last time was -ow!- What's your problem? We're on the same team!" He cried angrily. "And last battle was cheating! I'm gonna go win this time!" He yelled, storming off to the area.

Also approaching the area was Rock Lee, the chosen envoy from the other team. "Ah! So you are my opponent this time, Naruto-kun?"

Naruto groaned for a minute or so. "Why Lee..? Yes, I'm your opponent. Why else would I be here?" He said rudely, getting ready to use his shadow-clone technique to easily win.

The spandex-wearing ninja frowned. "There's no need for rudeness, Naruto-kun," he said. Then he brightened. "Oh! Perhaps I can spank you for that." He happily shifted into a fighting stance, ready to go.

Naruto laughed. "I wouldn't count on that!" He said, quickly forming his hand signs. In a large puff of smoke, a large number of Naruto-clones smiled at Lee. Thinking he was clever, the ninja had snuck into nearby bushes to ambush Lee from behind, as he thought Lee was not the smartest.

Lee glanced at the many bunshins now surrounding him. "Summon as many clones of your behind as you like, I will still whup them all!" he declared, and launched himself at the orange-clad group. His hard palm was soon smacking down on their asses, making the clones disappear in poof of smoke and pained yelps.

Naruto giggled. "You're in for a surprise.." He whispered, creeping out of the bushes behind Lee and slowly coming up behind Lee, raising his hand up.

Lee was getting frustrated, spanking clone after clone without finding the real Naruto. Sadly, his lack of genjutsu or ninjutsu put him at a disadvantage here. "I'll find you yet, Naruto-kun!" he said as he dispatched another three with fast slaps to their rears, not realizing there was a hand now raised behind his own bottom.