Spank Fest! Starring Street Fighter (Croup)
 

Deep in a forest, Bison had called all the Street Fighter males for a special contest. Once everyone arrived, he will give the low down.

Guile looked around suspiciously at everyone who had made it. It looked like most every guy who'd ever participated in a Street Fighter tournament had gathered there, from Abel to Zangief.

Nash stepped up. "Guile. You're here too?"

Guile nodded. "Looks like we all got an invite. But do you know what this 'contest' is all about?"

"If Bison called us. It can't be good.." Ryu said as hew walked up. "Cody was bailed out of jail to be here.."

Guile scowled but nodded. "Just be careful. If this is one of Bison's tricks, we'll have to beat him together."

Nash nodded.

"Attention all!" Bison said.

Everyone looked at the Shadaloo leader. For some he was their most feared enemy, while others served as his henchmen, but no matter their relation every man present feared and respected his great power.

"Alright gentlemen. I called you here to prove one question. Out of all of you, who can spank the hardest?"

Guile looked confused. "Spank . . . "

" . . . the hardest?" finished E. Honda.