AnimeOTK - The Aristocats Mouse (for optimusomega)

Early one evening, Lord Pilchard sat in the study of his grand manor house, casually reading to himself as he relaxed into his armchair. The thirty-year old tabby cat noble had spent a good day walking, reading and socialising with other cat nobles at the local gentleman's club. However, today had been a little more interesting, as when he had met his friends, he was surprised to see that they all had small mouse girls sat on their laps, smiling sweetly as the cats spoke to each other. After further investigation, his friends informed him that they were 'smacking-mice', mice girls that had been born with a rare ability that kept them from feeling pain in their bottoms, meaning that they enjoyed hopping over their masters laps to receive a good hard smacked bum, giggling and squeaking with happiness as it occurred. This intrigued Lord Pilchard greatly, so when he returned to his manor, he began making the necessary arrangements to prepare his house for a smacking mouse, as well as reading a book on how to properly care for and treat a smacking mouse. He had just finished the last page of the book, when his concentration was suddenly broken by a loud crashing sound from the kitchen, causing him to look up in surprise. Curious, he put down his book and made his way towards the kitchen, wanting to see what on earth was causing the racket.