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Mettaton moon-walked in circles into his favorite orange reptile's lab, letting the titanium metal door slide open for him for a moment.

"Aaaaally!!" He said quite too loudly, as he had headphones jammed into his ears. "I broke my arm again in ballet lessons-fix it won't you? Thanks!"

The boy plopped his leather clad ass on her desk, knocking over her ancient noodle cup. He tossed the arm over her keyboard and began singing with his ipod:

"I like throwing tantrums when I don't get what I want~ Acting very childish, that's my favorite stunt! Get, get, get, get happy!"

Alphys had been working in her lab. HAD. When Mettaton came barging in yelling louder than usual (of course cause headphones) she had jumped in her seat and glared at the robot. When he plopped on her desk and knocked over her cup, plus putting his arm over her keyboard obnoxiously while singing, she decided she had had enough of his behavior. This was the fourth time what, this month!? How extreme were these ballet lessons!? With a strangled sigh she stood up, deciding to try something with the star. "Metta, I found a way to stop your arm from breaking. Can you follow me to your room?" She took the arm and beckoned for him to follow her.

"Oooh! Okee dokee!~" He bounced behind her like an excited puppy and took a moment to admire his room. Everything, literally everything, was some sort of shade of pink or purple. Along with the thousands of posters of human glam rock bands, the wall was speckled with Lisa Frank stickers. Mettaton picked up his favorite unicorn stuffy, plopped in his rolly chair, and started spinning and singing all over again.

"Hooow are we gooonna do iiit?~♫"

Oh if the star only knew what he was in for...Alphys had to calm herself so she could deal rationally with the overly-excited bot. She sat on the bed, and started to give instructions.

"Okay, well first turn off the ipod and put it away. Then come over here and lie down on my lap. On your stomach." She patted her lap.

Being told to ditch his ipod was one of Mettaton's pet peeves. He scoffed but did it anyway, throwing it onto his vanity, still letting the music blare out in an act of defiance. When he realized what his creator was up to, his heart vividly did a flip.

"Heh, Alphys I'm immortaaal...Don't you think I'm too old for that now?" He plopped himself up onto his vanity, swinging his legs over the edge and smiling nervously. "I-I get lost and spin too hard sometimes darling, you know that...I'll be more careful next time!"

Hm. He was smarter than she gave him credit for this time...well that wasn't about to change anything. "Well, Metta, this isn't just about the arm...you have been very rude lately and I have had enough. I'm sorry, but you need to be punished. Now come here. I don't want to have to tell you again."

The metal brat winced at her words and stared at his shiny magenta boots.

"Well, I apologize-so there." Despite acting annoyed, his heart was flipping around more than he did in ballet class. Alphys may seem like a wimpy nerd to any passerby, but she could be scarier than Undyne if you pissed her off enough. Mettaton attempted a slick move to get away. He sauntered out of the room and grabbed his arm, trying to reattach it on his own-which was going miserably. "I'll just do it myself...stupid Alphys..."

Alphys' eye visibly twitched at his defiance and disobedience. Getting up from the bed she stormed to the other room and without warning grabbed Mettaton's ear in a tight pinch before dragging him to his room and pulling him over her lap herself. "I warned you, Mettaton."

"Oww-fffuck!!" Her horridly unattended to reptile claws dug into his ear like a screw. Keeping one's balance with only one arm and pumps was rather difficult, so Mettaton easily dropped over his creator's legs. "You're the worst Alphys!!" He shrieked, already attempting to escape by groping at his bed frame.

Alphys raised an eyebrow at Mettaton's insult, and grabbed his hairbrush before pulling down his leather pants and beginning to spank him harshly. "So I'm the worst now, huh? Says the robot who has been RUDE, DISRESPECTFUL, DISOBEDIENT, and an overall BRAT." She brought the brush down extra hard on the the emphasized words.