Naruto: Talking smack gets you spanked!
 

Throughout the Hidden Leaf Village, everyone knew about the number one hyper active knuckle that would roam the village, pulling pranks on unsuspecting villagers and more often than not, talking trash behind peoples backs which more often than not started fights between the local children.

However this day was going to be unlike any other as finally the villagers had decided to take a stand against this sort of naughty behavior.

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"That lady is a real bitch to me, always thinking she's so high and mighty" Naruto scoffed as he walked down the dirt road towards his apartment.

"What lady?" Shikamaru wanted to know. "Whoever she is, she can't be worse than my mom."

"Ah! Shikamaru you scared me!" Naruto screamed at the sudden question from his friend.

Shikamaru rolled his eyes. " Will you quit being a hyperactive drama king? Who were walking down the street and grumbling about?"

Naruto snorted at the name he was given. "Do you really wanted to know.... not sure your gonna like it?" the young blond said as they rounded the corner towards the apartment blocks.

"Oh, really? What's that supposed to mean?"

"W-well..... I was talking about your..... mother" mumbled Naruto as he looked at Shikamaru with a little nervousness in his eyes.

Oh, was that all? Everyone knew Shikamaru's mom was a pain. It wasn't as if Naruto had said anything particularly horrible or had even talked about her to anyone else. "What'd she do this time?"

"W-well I was just walking down the road past your house.... and she called me a demon.... s-so I got real mad and I called her the b word" Naruto mouthed looking around as he said it as he covered the side of his mouth with his hands.

"You called MY MOM a bitch?" Shikamaru's eyes almost protruded. "What the hell is your problem?"