Spank the Slayer
 

i've just gotten back into the Buffy comic, so my fave female super hero has been on my mind a lot lately. so! any thoughts on who should receive/give spankings? anyone in the Buffyverse (Angel, Season 8, After the Fall, etc). any reasons, any situations, whatev.

hate to belabor teh obvious, but...
Dawn. From just about anybody, really; Buffy, Joyce, Giles, Spike, Anya, Faith, Robin (can't see Xander or Willow, though). for rampant kleptomania and all-around brattiness.

(i'd do this as a poll but there's WAY too many variables.) get creative.

Ah, another Buffy fan! Well, while most of the guys could probably benefit from one, I will concentrate on the girls, as that is my primary interest.

Buffy should be spanked by just about everyone on the show. I know being the slayer is a lot of responsibility, but let's face it, the girl can just be BRAT! Between sasssing authority figures, and cutting off her friends, often to the point of endangering them, and just being a generally bratty girlfriend sometimes, that girl should just about have a perpetual red bottom!
Willow; Darth Rosenberg. Need I say more?
Tara: Only really deserves one for casting that spell to make her demon nature invisible to the gang which nearly got them killed when the real demons attacked! And to make it worse, she didn't even HAVE a demon nature! Bad Tara!
Anya: Believe it or not, having trouble thinking of a specific reason, but Xander should warm that bottom on a regular basis.
Cordelia: Two words :She's Cordelia!
Faith: She's Faith.
Dawn: You covered it.
Kennedy: Basic brattiness and not respefting Buffy's leadership.
Jenny Calender; Lying to Giles.
Fred: nah. She's a good girl.
Harmony: She's Harmony! (A lot of "She's blank" going around!)

But also because they're all so darn spankable!

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Well, Spike and Dru likely raised a lot of Cain in the nineteenth century... and it's not too far-fetched too imagine either Darla or Angelus (or both) 'took them in hand', is it? *sheepish*

If I have to pic I would let Willow or Tara spank Dawn. Like Dabillman said she is a real brat!

actually I'm sure that Anya and Xander do 'play'; it sorta came out in Season 4 when they were playing poker with Willow that one time.

Willow: You know how it is with a spankiin' new boyfriend.
Anya: Yes, we've enjoyed spanking.

later...
Buffy: Will, I think you better get used to-A Twinkie? That's his lunch? Oh he is so gonna be punished.
Willow: Everyone's getting spanked but me.

(since my college friend who got me into Buffy has a HUGE thing for Alyson Hannigan, i can practically see him jumping up and shouting "I VOLUNTEER!")

*facepalms*

Ah, yes, I loved those scenes. Actually, there are a number of spanking references in the course of the show.

Cordy: (When She Was Bad)..."Spank your inner moppet..."

Xander: (Birthday episode) "Buffy, I feel a pre-birthday spanking coming on."

Oh, and in the season two episode Go Fish. When Xander joins the swim team, he talks about being able to be with them all the time. Watch Buffy when Willow says "You mean when you're nude....I meant tosay changing!" It looks for all the world like Buffy swats her on the bottom.

Oh, and RobM: "facepalms"? i don't get the reference.

This whole thread should be destroyed with fire.

I can't find a single quote from peoples posts that sum it up better than this.

I always thought Spike was in dire need of a spanking. Thankfully, there is quite a bit of fanfiction out there written by people who agree with me.

Ok, I'll bite. Why?