Legend of Zelda: Lessons in Hyrule (for Terra)
 

In the never ending battle against light and darkness, our heroes and villains stay the same for the most part. The same is true for this land of Hyrule. While Ganondorf and his minions terrorize the land, Link and Zelda find themselves fighting with someone else. Each other.

While some Hyrules have Link and Zelda get along almost right away, it seems like these two are far from getting on the same page. It got so bad, the king of Hyrule sent them both off on a mission to transport supplies to a village far away from Hyrule. What was supposed to be a bonding exercise made everything a whole lot worse.

It was in the middle of the day and they were still annoyed at each other. While Link, dressed in a familiar green tunic and tan pants, didn’t hold much animosity towards her, her constant arguing does get on his nerves. “I do know where I’m going. I’m your personal knight appointed by your father, I believe I deserve a little respect!” He argued as he sat on the ground by a nearby river where they set up camp to rest for a big

Zelda was dressed in shorts and a cloak, in order to look less like a royal princess and more like a traveler. The cloak’s long sleeves hid a long sigil on her left arm that she had since birth. Some at first thought it was a curse, but the local Sheikah revealed it was a prophecy in the making: A Princess born with more magic than the previous generations. She was in control of it, but it often activated things without her knowledge.

“Oh, there’s something you deserve, alright.” Zelda said with a scolding voice as she took him by the ear and over to a nearby log.

Link had his back turned to her so he had no idea that she was approaching him in such an aggressive manner until it was too late, he was grabbed by his ear and pulled away as he winced and lightly struggled to no get his ear damaged. “H-Hey! Let go! This isn’t funny!”

“Of course it isn’t, I’m very serious.” Zelda said, sitting and yanking the knight over her lap. Blushing, she tugged the shorts down before beginning to smack his backside from the tunic.

Link gasped as the shorts were tugged down before he was placed over her knee but the tunic hopefully would provide some protection as the hand came down and caused him to grunt and wince out as he wiggled

Zelda said nothing, but couldn’t hide her amusement at smacking Link’s backside. As she did, she held him firmly, her hand slapping against each cheek alternatively.

Link tried his best to take the spanking like a champ as this was not his first time he has been spanked by a member of the royal family as he has been spanked by her father, mother and their staff multiple times. He then realized who was spanking her and his tone changed as he flipped out and tried to block the spanks

Zelda sighed and caught his hand, pinning his hand to his back and adjusting herself to hold him more firmly in place. She then lifted his tunic and lowered his last line of protection before starting to spank his bare bottom.

“N-No!” Link squeaked as he soon felt the cool air on his lower half of his body as his pink bare butt was revealed to the quiet and empty campsite as being bare made him immediately panic and wiggle a bit more. This wasn’t the first time he’s had his lower half exposed like this to the princess as he’s been publicly paddled by the king and his superiors back home but this was the first time a woman and especially Zelda was responsible for his lack of clothes before yelping and squawking as the heavy hand fell on his butt

“Don’t seem very well trained in being stoic, are you?” Zelda asked, teasing him as she spanked him, starting to pick up speed and sharper smacks.