Compile list of Self-Spanking
 

I apologize in advance for my English. This is list of self spanking. Ideas, information, things that work, things that do not work. Please reply with anything you think I should change in the thread and I change it. I do not have much information, please contribute.

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Implements:

• Hand - People say too awkward and hard to get the right angle. Does not work very fast, and not able to put enough force. Your hand hurts before anything else.
• Hairbrush - Some people are able to get a good angle and swinging arc with a hairbrush. I don't personally think it is enough force, but it works for some.
• Ruler - While I have no experience myself, people say ruler is good self-spanking implement. Easy to get a good swing, and not much force required.
• Extension Cord, Belt - It sounds painful, but it is not too bad. Take an extension cord and hold both ends of the cable in your hand, folding again, and once more if you want. Hands on knees works best for this, looking over your own shoulder.
• Spoon (wooden) - Easy to get a good wrist turn with long handle, enough force and not awkward. Is good for initial hit, but no lasting sting?
• Switch, Paddle, Cane, etc - Some people say too big to get a proper arc.
• Hawke: Boat Oar - A miniaturized one was described by Hawke, so I thought I would list it here. Minature canoe paddle, 18 inches long, built as stoutly as a full size canoe paddle. The shank was 9 inches long with the paddle at the end. What is important is the handle is easy to firmly grasp and the weight is mostly at the spanking end. It was light enought to really flick fast.
• Hawke: Wrong side of a hairbrush. The bristle side is quiet and at first only tingles, the aftermath is like you sat on a stove. A repeat of this will give you long lasting spanked bottom.

Positions:

• Hands on Knees - Have one hand resting on your knee, and look over your shoulder to present a good view for control and aim. You can get a good swinging arc for extension cords straps and belts.
• Childofpluto: Lying flat on your stomach position kind of works, but requires practice. You need a flexible implement, like a belt or an extension cord, to get enough force from the swing. Also the thinner and lighter the implement is the easier it is to control, and you'll be able to get more effect.
• Hawke: Placing some pillows underneath you as you lie on a bed is a good way to simulate "OTK".
• DarkOne: Laying over the edge of a bed, couch, or chair is a good way to present a target.

Tips:

• People suggest that a warm wet bottom is best for this, that gives a good sting. I guess this also depends on the amount of force you can give.
• One person suggested a pad with Cayenne pepper, I do not know what that meant, or if you did it before or after, but in theory it would work.
• Fig is always an option, sometimes easier than other times. zae: Be careful and do your research when considering substitutes. Ginger stimulates soft tissue/mucous membrane, and causes a hot sensation without actually damaging the skin. Many other hot things (see: spices/chilli/peppers) contain capsicain which irritates the skin and causes an intense burning sensation... because it basically is actually burning you. It can leave lasting damage. Check with individual things, first. Also check for allergies (by wiping a small part of, say, your arm with alcohol to rub off the natural protection of the skin's oils, then apply some of the substance you're testing).
• Dante-hand: A small sheet of sandpaper can be lightly rubbed against your rear end to create a sensation that resembles a sting of a good spanking.
• zae: When swinging or positioning yourself, think in terms of "How would I normally swing an implement? How can I build up a swing, or some force? And now, how can I modify that to hit myself instead?" You have to think of it backwards. If you find something flexible, you can use a side or down-diagonal swing only by twisting your upper torso, and aiming to extend right around yourself.
• zae: Or another way, with various implements, is to swing upwards - use something long-ish so that you can swish and flick your wrist without hitting yourself in the groin.
• Hawke: Holding an instrument backwards, such as through the back of your hand such as that of a backhand serve in tennis, is good for long instruments. Thus allowing a quick flick of the wrist.

The sandpaper idea was to take a small sheet of it and lightly rub it a few times on your rear end. The idea is that it scrapes the skin and causes a sting near to that of a good spanking.

I added that information, but, it does not work for me. I am trying to find things for a long sting, because I cannot make too much noise where I am now.

You said you figged?

I have not, but I have heard about it. I also found an implement that works good I need to add to the list now.

Lying flat on your stomach position kind of works, but requires practice. You need a flexible implement, like a belt or an extension cord, to get enough force from the swing. Also the thinner and lighter the implement is the easier it is to control, and you'll be able to get more effect.

You can also come up with a makeshift spanking machine; take a fan: http://65abc.com/images/16%20Pedestal%20Fan.jpg
take off the front mesh lid (usually held by a couple of clips); tie a relatively short (~1.5 feet, 45cm) piece of wire to each blade; if you have the enthusiasm, you can remove the rear lid too, which might raise the mechanism's efficiency, since the wires won't scrape it. Anchor the apparatus to the floor or nearby objects, duct tape usually does the job.
While each hit it delivers might not be that powerful (although on high speed it is rather strong) it compensates by the amount. Be careful with the rotation function (when the fan turns side to side).
* Disclaimer: not responsible for destroyed fans. Use at your own risk :p

Figging doesn't really feel the same as spanking, but is a nice compliment=) Ginger has a nice, not overly intense sting; more extreme is Tabasco sauce and the like, but you have to be careful with quantities. Also the sting stays much longer than for the ginger.

Just a note on figging (given people are mentioning it) : be careful and do your research when considering substitutes. Ginger stimulates soft tissue/mucous membrane, and causes a hot sensation without actually damaging the skin. Many other hot things (see: spices/chilli/peppers) contain capsicain which irritates the skin and causes an intense burning sensation... because it basically is actually burning you. It can leave lasting damage. Check with individual things, first. Also check for allergies (by wiping a small part of, say, your arm with alcohol to rub off the natural protection of the skin's oils, then apply some of the substance you're testing). You don't want to discover allergies by a habanero inserted in your rear.

I have added that information to the list, thanks for the additions.

While I'm at it, and I'm going to admit this: I don't know much about self-spanking because I tried it once when I was younger and it didn't do anything for me other than make me feel ridiculous, but anyway:

Position/Swinging: essentially, just think in terms of "How would I normally swing an implement? How can I build up a swing/some force? Okay, now how can I extend that so that the point of impact is my own bottom?"

Thinking "I need impact at my bottom, how do I get there?" is the wrong way. So if you have something flexible, you could try a down-diagonal swing, only twisting your upper torso, and aim for it to extend right around. Or another way, with various implements, is to swing upwards - use something long-ish so that you can swish and flick your wrist without hitting yourself in the groin. Guys may need to use their free hand to hold their stuff out of the way, or if they feel boastful, may need to ask to borrow a crane for that purpose.

The downside to this (aside from above - if you're not careful you can hit yourself in the groin) is that you're really only going to get a narrow band - basically the inner curve of the buttocks and the crack itself (so basically, everything that gets missed with a normal spanking).

There, I put all of that in there =D. Sandpaper works, after some time. It is delayed.