"And it shall remain untarnished." Spock countered quickly, not giving the man the satisfaction of a struggle. He did not know what was about to happen, perhaps the man was going to sit him down, force him to read over a Star Fleet manual on obeying the Captain or something. It was unclear to the Vulcan. However what James T Kirk was about to do, was the furthest thing from Spock's mind at that point. "And I have perfect manners, I am Vulcan."
"No James, this is the fault of your first officer, and perhaps if you had instilled discipline onto him, from your own hand. We would not be in this situation. Unfortunately you have failed to properly keep control of all crew members, something that is expected of a Captain. Furthermore, your mannerisms and unnecessary insults, have also put you in this position, and very soon, a position I assume you will find yourself in quite often." That explained, Spock sat down on one of the straight backed chairs before calmly, yet effectively yanking young Jim Kirk over his broad lap. "James Tiberius Kirk, I am going to spank your bottom, as punishment for not only such disrespect, but also because you failed to properly execute your role as Captain." Spock then landed a firm smack down across Jim's trouser-clad backside. His Vulcan strength certain to cause an impression upon the young man.
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If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
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