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Mythos Night at the Chat
Old March 24th, 2014, 09:44 PM   #1
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Default Mythos Night at the Chat

[22:27] Sue I have failed to give Emily cookies
[22:27] Emily It's cool; I'm pretty much cookied up.
[22:27] Sue My soul is in fear of judgement from the mightly one, who rules through out the ages of man.
[22:27] Emily Also eating healthy today. Low-fat, high-fiber souls, you know how it is.
[22:28] Sue The one who hath commanded the whole flow of time and space and can bend them to her will.
[22:28] Sue And insert herself into any point in the vast timeline, bending the events so the projected future will meet her standers, slowly she crafting her own word we have yet to live in.
[22:28] Sue ALL PRAISE THE MIGHT LORD AND GODDESS EMILY OF AOTK CHATROOM!
[22:28] Ciara Sue you make no sense
[22:29] Emily No, that makes perfect sense to me.
[22:29] Sue Only because you have not peered into her eyes and seen the word she is crafting and slowly building, a word we have yet to live into.
[22:30] Ciara How. EM?
[22:30] Sue I have, and it was by the grace of the dice I was allowed to keep my sanity and returin to preach her glories forth coming of the new Emily Verse.
[22:30] Ciara He never makes any sense
[22:31] Emily There are... certain passages of Die Spankiis Mysteriis that contain references, hints almost.
[22:31] Ciara
[22:32] Emily Particularly in the partial translation of poor Reginald Harcourt, the one he almost finished before he... you know.
[22:32] Emily Tore his own eyes out of their sockets.
[22:32] Sue The old Latin Text that was translated from Greek and Hebrew sources.
[22:32] Ciara Um. Ok
[22:32] Emily But those who noted his ravings in the asylum before his death do report that he implies one copy of the finished translation was completed, in his own hand.
[22:33] Emily Its whereabouts, if it ever existed, are unknown.
[22:33] Emily Very good translation, though. Seems he dug into the pre-Germanic roots of some of the verbs to get at the REAL meanings.
[22:33] Emily He just... dug a little too deep, I guess.
[22:34] Sue cackles in the background!
[22:34] Ciara I... See
[22:34] Sue And yet the old bastered never gave me a word of thanks or one pence for my troubles, oh the poor fool.
[22:34] Emily Tell me about it. Cheap prick.
[22:35] Sue Oh the poor fool, but now he is gone, leaving me the madding works to carry on his projects, learing the truth of the fable... Emily.
[22:35] Ciara
[22:35] Emily Anyway, there's some stuff about how the world we seem to live in is but a dream in the minds of the mad idiot gods before time, you know, all that business.
[22:36] Ciara Learning, she... You forget letters an awful lot
[22:36] Ciara Sue, *
[22:36] Sue Its only by a flaw in serecty stystem that I'm allowed to come on the chatroom. For the men in white coats will come for me soon.
[22:36] Ciara
[22:37] Emily But then there's these passages about a new dream that is even now being dreamt by a younger, madder goddess, and one day we will all awake in her dream and forget utterly that we ever knew another world, as one forgets any dream upon waking.
[22:37] Emily And, y'know, short version: it's me.
[22:37] =-= Robert is now known as Robert|Ponies
[22:37] Ciara Um ok
[22:37] Sue Thankfully I've hidden my notes in the note book under my bed. Soon though the sky will open up and sea shall boil like water in a kettle set upon a open flame. And from this boiling sea shall come are goddess.
[22:38] Ellen see robert is doing it right
[22:38] Ciara .... Whatever
[22:38] Ellen he coveyed the same madness in a way shorter form
[22:38] Emily THAT part I'm pretty sure was just dramatic embroidery, Sue.
[22:38] Sue Who shall bring forth a new golden age for all subby boy, and cute little subby girls.
[22:39] Emily That part's true.
[22:40] Emily Well... for certain definitions of "golden age".
[22:40] Emily Are we defining "golden age" as "spending a lot of time standing up"?
[22:40] Sue AND I SHALL BE GIVEN THE HONOR OF GOING FORTH AND COVERTING ALL THE HEATHENS OF THE VAILLA WORD.
[22:41] Ciara Ohgo
[22:41] Ciara Ohgod
[22:44] Veep just spanks Ciara again.
[22:44] Sue also read something about the forth coming of a veep, who will consume all of the word and from this void shall be born the word of Emily.
[22:45] Ciara hides
[22:45] Sue But that for my third notebook that hidden in the bathroom walls, nobody will be allowed to lay eyes upon those mading words till the apointed hour.
[22:46] Emily I think poor Ciara just took 1d8 SAN damage.
[22:46] =-= Ciara is now known as Dauri
[22:47] Dauri just rolls for con
[22:47] Ellen Iä Sub Niggurath, the girl with a thousand butts!
[22:47] Sue Some even say the slumpering goddess will allow the veep to be released into the word, in order to remove, and like a artist she will reclaim the void, building her own word.
[22:47] Dauri is an elf healer after all
[22:47] Sue Also am I sane?
[22:48] Dauri No. You lost that years ago
[22:48] Sue Or has darkest already tainted my soul past the the point of return
[22:48] Dauri Yes
[22:49] -->| Pastel ([email protected]) has joined #AnimeOTK
[22:49] =-= Mode #AnimeOTK +ao Pastel Pastel by Operator
[22:49] Dauri Pastel save me Dx
[22:50] Emily spanks Pastel hello.
[22:50] Emily To be fair, most of the hideous and mind-tearing prophecies involving Pastel are pretty adorable.
[22:50] Emily Several of them imply cupcakes.
[22:50] Dauri hides behind plants
[22:50] Emily Dark and terrible cupcakes.
[22:50] Emily Devil's Food Cupcakes.
[22:51] Dauri Cupcakes
[22:51] Sue ribs off his gown, overcome by the cuteness
[22:51] Ellen i think Pastel is an avatar of sub niggurath
[22:51] Ellen or she might just be a pretender goddess and deserve spankings for that
[22:51] Sue She a lesser goddess, the goddess of all things cute.
[22:52] Sue While Lady Ellen is the goddess of the more refined and aged factors of the new word.
[22:52] Emily Ah yes, when incarnate as Pastel, Sub-Niggurath is known as the Pink Bunny of the Woods.
[22:52] Sue I'm just the mad man who writes this all day, safe in my little padded room and locked safty behind the iron bars of St. Bethlam.
[22:53] =-= Emily is now known as Emily|Chores
[22:53] Pastel I'm so confused. D:
[22:53] Dauri Em. Look up pinkamena and cupcakes
[22:54] Emily|Chores Also, someone needs to stick all of this in the "Memorable Chatroom Quotes" forum.
[22:54] Sue Where just being silly.
[22:54] Ellen in the terror under warrendown ramsey campbell wrote a mythos parody where there are bunnyfolk
[22:54] -->| Lys ([email protected]) has joined #AnimeOTK
[22:54] =-= Mode #AnimeOTK +v Lys by Ai
[22:54] Sue Shhh we don't talk about the bunnies
[22:54] Dauri Sadly guys.
[22:54] Ellen parodying his own moonlens and lovecrafts innsmouth
[22:55] Dauri Srsly *
[22:55] Ellen it is mythos night in the chat
[22:55] Sue Not after what happen to Rev. John Blight the poor man fell into there hidden layer on Darkmorth Moor of late autumn last year.
[22:55] Sue looks around.
[22:55] Sue I was there.
[22:55] Dauri Apparently but look it up
[22:56] Dauri Cupcakes and pinkamena
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