“Well, noahbody is gonna be able tah spank me!” Joey said certainly. “Because-‘cause, it go against mah religion to be spanked without consent! And you still has to ‘spect mah religion, Mommy. So hah!” Joey nodded, highly pleased with himself.
Then he looked up at the new lady, who had come out just in time to hear his proclamations. “Hi, Mommy Wachel! I Joey! Oh! I mean, Joseph Owens. I got 12x3-6 for smuggling, beating up officers, an’ resistan’ arrest.”
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I will always be a kid at heart.
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