“Actually no, I would love to gnaw your ear off with how wrong you. I’ve only met you for a few moments an-Hey! Where are you going, get back here! I’m not done talking to you!” Joana barked, but she followed behind regardless. This castle is like a maze, but she’d need to learn it when she becomes a proper knight after her big promotion! Being this dungeoneer’s assistant is one small step on her path!
Blushing deeply at this question, a low growl came from the woman “First of all, I wasn’t late. How many times do I need to remind you? Secondly, I didn’t make this uniform. If it was up to me, there’d be ample protection of my flank” She justified. In reality, anyone seeing her red undergarments with any knowledge of the town’s guardsman would know this was a punishment from her commanders. Without her bottoms, anyone would have easier access to her bottom. “Oh hush, I would never get sent to such a vulgar and dank dungeon. I am a proper woman and a loyal knight.”
“M-Me? Bah, I am never afraid! Sure…this is rather far underground…and the cold winds are ominous. Not only that, but I am also technically at your mercy by the queen’s orders. Bu-But someone like me never gets scared of such trifles! I’ve faced adversaries thrice as scary!” Joana tried to build herself up with her words, but her body was clearly shaking, and her armor clanged as they descended. Joana looked at the guard. She felt almost felt bad for them. It must be depressing working down here for so many hours in a day. Still, on her path, she might have this job at some point.
Joana’s fear was replaced with a beaming smile. “Did you hear that? He called me a ‘good knight’. Clearly, he knows one when he sees one” She chuckled, not realizing her mistake. Her tail wagged from side to side as she walked with a more confident stride. “What did he mean by that? What will he be?” She asked.
Joana blushed “Excuse me? What do you mean by that? I have already explained why I am wearing these thank you very much!” She barked once again. “As for why my bottom is a shade darkened…I may have gotten a few smacks the night prior for my captain…but that is none of your concern got it?”
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