"Aww Hikari!" Keiji cooed putting his arm around his shivering boyfriend. "Hikari darlin', It's not real. It's just rubber latex and food colouring!" Keiji suddenly stopped as an evil thought entered his mind.
Keiji took a slice of pizza and slapped it onto his head, letting the pepperoni and tomato sauce slide down his face. He then quickly turned to Hikari and started bellowing like some wounded animal. "BLAAAARGH!"
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