Fire Emblem: Punishment Across Dimenions (for Juitimagnet)

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Chapter 1) Lucina Takes Charge

War is like a nightmare like few could ever even imagine. Lucina knows this more then anyone out there. They young princess from another time has barely any memories of a peaceful time. That is her burden to bear. It doesn’t help that the people that she loves the most and thought that she could count on are acting like spoiled children.

Her father from this time; Chrom, a lord from this time period with his trusty Falicion, a sword that helped him beat hundreds of thousand of foes. And of course her husband Robin, the ultimate tactician. With his tomes and her sword skills, they are the ultimate fighting couple.

It only drives her crazy that these two constantly find ways to get into arguments as of late. If she doesn’t do something soon, this will spread into the battlefield and people will die! But what can she even do...?

"I'm telling you, attacking tomorrow morning will be foolish. Waiting until we have the advantage of darkness is vital in a sneak attack against a far more powerful enemy. It'll save many lives."

"Our army's lives maybe, Robin, but what about the innocent victims that are being slaughtered every day? We may be outnumbered, but our skill far outmatches their own! The longer we wait, the more lives that are being lost."

Shouts filled the tent as Prince Chrom and the Shepard's tactician Robin were beginning a rather...heated argument. While the war meeting wasn't until two hours from now, that two men normally met well beforehand for this very reason: they didn't want to squabble in front of the entire army; it would be bad morale for the two most respected leaders to disagree this aggressively over something.

Normally they would find a solution to make them both happy, but this particular argument wasn't very easy to fix.

"I'm tactician for a reason, Chrom, I know what I'm talking about!" Robin argued, only for Chrom to slam his hand against the wooden table in between them angrily in return.

The duo had already forgotten about Lucina, who Chrom had invited to receive experience when it comes to battle planning. It took some getting used for your daughter to be only a few years younger than you, but eventually he did come to get used to treating her like a child...for better or worse.

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Lucina sat at the table that the three of them were sitting at in their private tent. She stared intently as she watched her husband and father waste precious time squabbling instead of working together to get a plan in place. She wasn’t sure what changed. Maybe it was jealously of each other’s achievements or maybe guys just want to act macho and try to one up eachother. But this wasn’t going anyway. She knew she would have to be a ‘bigger man’ here and act.

The princess arose from her chair and marched forward to the front of the room so she could speak to the two ‘men’ in the tent. “I really don’t know what’s going on... but can we please TRY to work together? This is not a playground where we could squabble with each other. This is a battlefield and men and women’s lives are on the line!”

Both men paused, turning to the forgotten third party as she attempted to cease the bantering. Both guys stared at Lucina in shock for a few seconds before returning to their angered expressions.

"You don't understand Lucina, this decision has countless lives at stake. I can't just agree to a solution if there are better options out there!" Chrom scolded his daughter like a child.

"Love, just...stay out of this for now. Chrom and I will handle it." The mage also shrugged off his wife's plea and returned his attention to his best friend. "Better options? That's an asinine way of saying different plans that will cause more casualties!"

And with that...the argument continued as if Lucina hadn't even spoken up in the first place.

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A bulge of gains appeared on Lucina’s head as she grew more and more frustrated at the two brightest and strongest men he knows acting like spoiled children. Marching over, she walked up and grabbed them both by the ears. If they we’re going to act like children, they will be treated like children. She held a firm grasp on their ears, the sword training coming in useful as she held them tight. “You two need to learn to act your age and learn to work together...”

"Ack?! Lucina, what do you think you're doing?!" Chrom demanded with a wince of pain at the sudden grip on his ear...he suddenly had a strong regret that he taught his future daughter all of his techniques.

Robin also struggled against his wife's grip, leaning forward as close to her hand as possible in hopes of alleviating the pain. "L-let go this instant, Lucina!"

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Lucian remained quiet as she dragged her father and husband quite easily away from the meeting table. An impressive feat and really shows how much she has been working out. “If you two want to act like children, I shall treat you like I do my children!” Lucina said as she sat down on a chair and pulled the two men over her knee. To keep them from struggling, she used a piece of cloth to tie their hands behind their back as she placed her hand on the seat her father’s pants. “With a spanking!”

"Ch-child? Spanking?!" Chrom sputtered the words as if they were foreign to him...Lucina was his child, he should be spanking her for her misdeeds, not the other way around! The guy did his best to squirm and push himself off at the feeling of Lucina's palm against his rear. "L-let me up this instant, young lady, or you will be...grounded!" Not the best threat considering his position.

Robin fought with equal fierceness. "Lucina, we're not children!"

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Lucina had very little trouble holding the two of them across her knee, especially after restraining the two of their arms. “You two will learn how to be respected authority, even if it has to come to this!” She said as she raised her hand and brought it down on Chrom’s left cheek, then Robin’s right, then back to Chrom as she alternated between men and cheeks.

"Ah! Gah!" Despite still wearing pants that protect him a bit, Chrom was surprised to find out that Lucina could spank pretty hard! He wouldn't consider himself an expert parent or anything, but he was positive HE was supposed to be the one doing this to HER! "Damn it, I'm the king of this country, I'm already respected authority!"

While his best friend talked, Robin acted. He squirmed and kicked desperately to try and break free from the embarrassing position over his wife's lap!