Firm Hand of the Law (For Croup)

[NeroKun]

Officer Talon is a black and red striped tiger. The buff tiger is an officer in Metropolitan New York, but not just any old officer, he's a Punishment Cop!

Talon does give tickets, but not for money, but for spanks! That's right! He spanks criminals and juvenile delinquents. And big offenses, calls for his paddle! "The Attitude Adjuster!"

The cop was now walking down the streets at night, patrolling the area.

[Croup]

There were a couple things going on that night. Across the street was a busy bar full of ruffians where it looked like a bar fight was breaking out. Along the road a motorcycle gang was zipping by, several of them hooting and waving paddles looking for asses to spank. And going past them all was--was that a car with two naked college boys in it, one of them steering the wheel with his butt?

[NeroKun]

"Yeesh. Double Whammy!" Talon said with a stroke of his beard/fur. "Well, better go after the naked holligans!" He said as he hopped on his patrol car and followed them, turning on the siren.

[Croup]

In the car, the two frat guys laughed and chugged some beer as the siren started. "Aw man, the cops are after us!" the 'driver' laughed, a big muscled gorilla named Tank.

His passenger however paled as he looked out the back window. "Dude! That's not any cop, it's a Punishment Cop!"

"A wha?"

"They're the ones who paddle your ass, man! And we're both bare-ass naked!"

Tank laughed. "You gotta be fuckin' with me. No cop is gonna spank my butt!" And he swerved into oncoming traffic in an effort to get away!

[NeroKun]

Talon narrowed his eyes with a smirk. "Ooh we got a runner. Me Likey!' He said as he drove behind him. He pulls out his radio and calls out to the drivers."

"Attention naked brats. Pull over!"

[Croup]

"Fuck that, man! If you want us to pull over you're gonna have to jump over here and make us!" Tank challenged him.

"Dude! Just do what he says!!" his friend said, an equally muscled rhino who was freaking out over almost getting into an accident. But Tank just laughed and kept driving.

[NeroKun]

"Ooooh a rebel." Talon said with a smirk as he began to speed up and maneuver through the traffic. Oooooh these boys were gonna get it and get it good!

[Croup]

"Man, just pull over!" the rhino kept trying to reason with his pal. But Tank kept ignoring him. "The guys at the frat are gonna go bananas when we tell 'em about this!" He kept wiggling the wheel backa and forth sharply with his butt, then tried to escape down a blind alley.

[NeroKun]

Talon kept tail on the hooligans. Frat boys man, they don't listen! Talon chuckles. "You won't get away!" He said. "Attention Officers, I have a Jeep on a high speed chase, block all exits!"

[Croup]

"Dude, we're gonna be in sooooo much trouble!"

"You worry too much! There's no way they're gonna catch--huh?" Tank looked over his shoulder to see a whole squad of cops suddenly block the alley's exit. They were trapped. He frowned. Then he saw something they could use as a ramp, and grinned even wider. "Hold on to your ass!"

His rhino buddy reached underneath himself and gripped his butt cheeks. "I'm holdin', I'm holdin'!"

And the jeep sped up the ramp--and was airborne! It sailed over the police cars!

"Woohoooooo!!!"

...right before it flew into the river.

"Aw, fuck!"

The two college boys jumped out right in time, and were holding onto the guard rail in their birthday suits. "Uhhh, help!?"