Multiversal Mishaps (For Crooked)

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It would be another moment before Lara would finally be able to get her shorts up and over her underwear, providing plenty of time for Elly to take in the sheer size of her massive bosom before a forearm would hastily cover both. Well, try to cover both, they were simply too big to cover with one arm and her other was preoccupied in pointing at this new girl, the English woman's eyes narrowed. "Take a picture why don't you, little pervert! Is there some sort of convention I didn't hear about today? Bring your kids to temple day? Who ARE you and how the bloody hell did you get to what's supposed to be a undiscovered temple?" While at any other time Lara would find her tone a little harsh, she was far too upset to stay light and easy, especially after what happened with the last girl.

Speaking of her...

Lara's mind began to connect the dots, sure this girl didn't look anything like the other one, sort of cute really in a wallflowerish way, but she had that same expression the other had when meeting her, as if she was from a different planet. Well. She also seemed to be very interested in her chest which caused her to now fold both arms, foot tapping. "My eyes are up here. You got three seconds to start talking or you're gonna see a VERY different side to me, one not as pleasant as this current one you're ooglin'."

Despite her words, Lara subtly began to shift, her stance widening a bit as she stared the girl down hard. The other girl may have gotten the drop of her last time, but this time she was ready for any sudden movements.

After practically rubbing the pupils out of her eyes trying to decipher if there was just some important context she was missing - the emblem of a tribe, a sign that said 'dressing room', anything! - Elly sufficed to say it would take four showers and a memory wipe to feel herself again and decided to deal with the cards she had been dealt. "Wh-! I said sorry!" Elly sheepishly defended herself, covering her eyes with one hand and looking away.

Who was she? Why was she here? Where the hell is here? All good questions she was hoping to get the answers to! Instead, she was being chastised by a topless lady in the middle of freakin' nowhere. Either way, the woman seemed dead-set on confrontation, so Elly nervously lowered her guard and peeked up at the furious eyes reigning judgement on her. Then, glanced right back down to those tits of hers. Damn, they were like a magnet.

'Very different side?' She did not like the sound of that. "Wh-why-how-why are you getting mad at me?!" Elly asked, her voice upping several octaves into a shrill, bat-like squeak, "I'm sorry you decided to be half-naked in the middle of the jungle at the same time I was around, but I promise, miss, I'm just as surprised as you are!"

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Lara's mood only worsened as the girl babbled some apology and struggled to look away, only to sneak a peek right after facing her again. Were they really that distracting? Mentally Lara made a note to pack her bags with a jacket or some sort of extra top as she began to stride towards Elly, one hand stretching forward to pinch the other's girl ear and drag her back. "And I'm supposed to just believe you got here on your own, explorin' is it? Hah! Next you'll be telling me you're a scientist too! Though this outfit is rather loony." She frowned, now actually taking in the girl's attire and rolling her eyes .

It was as if she had stepped out of some old jungle sketch, even fit with the bowl hat. Well. The heels were a rather interesting change but certaintly not practical in a jungle like this and with a shake of her head, Lara was gripping the back of Elly's dress and hiking it upwards, leaving it up over her navel before abruptly bending her down over knee as she got to the ground. Keeping one arm locked around her waist as she pressed down some (which had the added affect of lightly pressing her bust against back), Lara began firmly spanking the other's behind, lecturing."Lies! I've been being treated like I was just born yesterday and frankly I am sick of all these brats running around trying to explore dangerous temples!"

The overwhelming need for answers was taking a backseat to more current problems right then. Namely, the topless woman currently threatening her for something… she didn’t know she did! Elly was taking small steps back from the woman every time she came closer, shifting her feet around anxiously, but it was just harder to not look at her massive bosom every time the stranger took away distance between them. Was she about to get killed? Was this psycho woman about to attack? Elly had to be ready for anything…

...and being ready for anything still couldn’t have prepared her to have her ear grabbed and twisted. “Ow! Ow, ow, ow! H-Hey! What the hell, lady!” She complained, her hands running up fast to try and pry off the stranger’s. Whoever this woman was, she had a hell of a grip and Elly had no chance. “Leggooo! What did I do wrong?!”

Then, they stopped. Elly was beyond confused. “Gah! Phew…” She muttered, holding her sore ear tenderly - and leaving her whole lower body exposed. “H-Hey-hey-HEY! S-Stop!” Elly’s face flushed a new shade of red that hadn’t been invented yet as a single swipe cast her already short dress out of the way, leaving her in a thin, skimpy thong she didn’t even know she was wearing. What was happening?! Was she being attacked?! This didn’t feel like an attack!

What she did know was that her freckled bottom was in clear view of a woman she didn’t know and said woman was currently slapping her ass. “OW! H-HEY! L-lady! What are you d-doing?! Eep!” Elly whined, her feet thrashing behind her. Her free hand threw back fast and grabbed the hem of her skirt, trying to pull it back down over her exposed rump. “Y-You can see my frickin’ soul in this thing! Jesus! Ow!” She continued, “L-Let me go!”

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Striking away at the bouncy set of cheeks, Lara couldn't help but smirk a little at the girl's last remark, her anger cooling enough to pause with her motions as she rested the still warm hand against the even warmer backside. "Alright lass, you caught me in a rather bad mood admittedly but I ain't all that barbaric. Just tell me this and swear on it.Were you with the girl that came in earlier?" Eyes narrowing she stared hard at the girl over her lap, waiting for an answer.

While she wasn't immune to being tricked, from all her times in this field, she had a pretty good knack for telling when someone was lying, and she figured this girl's reaction was leaning more towards the "clueless" side than the "trying to trick her" one. Absently her gaze flickered to the backside she had been so thoroughly spanking, noting that it probably would have been better taking her gloves off first as several darker red palm prints were dotted across Elly's backside. Whoops.

There was a first time for everything but Elly was certain she did not want her first experience over someone's lap to be with this complete, half-naked stranger. Maybe if they had gotten to know each other first, or at least had discussed it a bit before she was thrown into the spotlight maybe, but definitely not --

Nope. Elly put a stop to that thought before it could go any further, leaving some blood for her heart to pump rather than surfacing it all inside her blushing cheeks. Her butt was easy to bruise given how little it had been spanked in the last year and was already a faint shade of pink. "Wh-what?" She sputtered out, "What girl?! There's more of you?!" Elly initially asked, fighting to keep her feet balanced behind her. Her hands slipped down and grabbed Lara's knee, holding onto the firm leg for support.

"I don't know where I am! Or who you are! Or what the hell is happening!" Elly honestly answered.

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"...bugger." The girl without a doubt was telling the truth and Lara had went to bloody town on her ass. She wasn't sure whether she should get down to her knees and apologize profusely or flee the temple and live a life as a quiet nun somewhere but she was a thoughtful woman and so naturally, she helped Elly up before doing either of these options. "...come on then, chin up. I need to go after another lass and you're safer with me than waiting out there if someone else shows up." Keeping a stoic expression and firm tone helped Lara mask the waves of guilt and embarrassment she was feeling currently, one arm wrapping back around her bust as she began to march on.

She was a few yards ahead before she would pause, the words coming out difficult and quiet. "...sorry." It wasn't much, and it certaintly wouldn't take away the pain she had just inflicted, but atleast it showed the explorer was sorry for what she did. Continuing on, Lara tried to put her head back in the game so to speak. She was off to a very rough start but she had dealt with worse. Maybe. Shaking her head in disbelief, she called out after a moment,"Make sure you grab a torch and watch your step, things can get very complicated down here and the blokes who make these sort of things often tried to keep people like us out."

The short time she spent over Lara's knee was barely enough to turn her bottom pink, but that didn't mean Elly wasted any more time as she was set down on two feet to rub her sore rear and pout away once she was finally let go. "I don't feel very safe..." She sniffled, the sudden realization hitting her that the weight on her back was, in fact, this stranger's rack she had just gotten into trouble for eyeing up. "H-Hey, wait!"

"You're going in there?" Elly asked, scampering to her feet to follow a few steps behind Lara. She abided her rule, grabbing and rooting a torch out of the wall to hold in front of her. The light revealed dusty corridors, cracks in the ceiling and floors and spider-webs to boot. All of which spelled 'no thanks' for her.

"You don't think maybe that's, like... a bad idea?" She reiterated.

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Slowing her gait down to match Elly's soon the pair would venture deeper into the tomb, the torch providing a dim, but much clearer path forward. While Elly's concerns were indeed reasonable, it only made Lara snort with amusement as she glanced back. "Luv, I've been doing this for over a decade now, I assure you the safest spot is with me if you pay attention and listen to my orders. We just need to nab that other girl, get the idol, and you'll be back home with a nice ice pack before you know it, alright?"

Suddenly holding her hand back to halt Elly, Lara squinted at the ground ahead and frowned."Tricky...alright for this part you're going to need to move very slowly, alright? Like so." Actually uncovering her chest for once (she figured with her back to the other girl, there wouldn't be TOO much of a chance for peeping), Lara began to step forward on her toes, moving at a snail's breath pace. It took several minutes before Lara lowered her arm, other wrapping around her bosom as she turned to face the college girl and waving a hand. "And now you, do exactly as I just did, alright?"

Of course there was no real reason she had to follow this stranger - who had just stripped and spanked her, mind you - into the deep, foreboding ruins, but Elly calculated her chances of survival and decided she was much worse off on her own in the middle of the jungle at night, alone, than she was down here at least in human company. Even if it was this human's company. Turning all flustered at the mention of an 'ice-pack,' preferring to avoid the discussion of what had just happened all together, Elly merely huffed and muttered "if you say so..."

The two's footsteps echoed off every hallway wall while the dim light of the torch showed off elaborate paintings, ancient murals and speech written in languages long lost to time. It'd be fascinating, if she weren't so damn cold and confused. Elly was never one for history, anyway.

Stopping as abruptly as she had started, she watched with a raised eyebrow as Lara proceeded along the seemingly empty ground. "...okay?" She asked. Sure, weird temples aside, it's not like there were any mummy's or traps in here like she'd see in a movie... then again, this woman seemed to know a lot better about the subject than her.

So very casually, Elly lifted her foot and tapped it down against the ground, following in Lara's footsteps. She sighed after, clearly not seeing the point. And per usual, she was starting to get distracted. "So... are we not gonna talk about what just happened?" Elly asked, very unaware of the danger they were in.