Spanking Drunk

[FlightoftheHydra]

Greetings everyone! I am new here. I did a random search and didn't find anything on this subject. If a thread exist please forgive me. I must have overlooked it. Below I have a short list of Spanking themed beers and a couple cocktails. By the way, National Beer Slap Ass day falls on April 7th. Always drink and spank responsibly...if not they might put you in jail...lol

Spanking Chewie CKJ Brewery untapped.com
It has a picture of Darth Vader Spanking Chewbacca on its label.

Spank Smuttynose Brewing beer advocate.com
It has a generic label with the word Spank in big bright red letters.

Smack My Ass Lehman Beverage wired.meraki.com

Rosy Cheeks Pumpclip Parade Brewing Pumpclip Parade.com
Displays a woman's red bottom on the label.

Spanking Adolf sterlingtimes.com
It has Adolf Hitler getting spanked on the label.

Tail Slap Three Ranges Brewing Three Ranges.com

Bare Bottom Madnes Door County Brewing beer advocate.com

If you're at the bar you can order a Spanking it's made with cranberry juice and vodka or you can get a Spank That Ass which is banana liquor and Malibu rum. That's going to do it for me. If anybody knows of any others please post them below. I'd love to hear about them. Thanks guys!

[FlightoftheHydra]

I met an older fella the other day and he said they use to brew a beer called Blue Hawaii, based on the 1961 film. It has a pic of Elvis Presley spanking 19 year old Jenny Maxwell on the label. Has anybody seen one? I googled it but came up empty handed.

[Jac26qq308]

Hmm, sadly, I couldn't find the beer, but I did find this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j_cq-6NHmQ