DBZ: Spanked by the Villains
(for Croup)
Beerus' planet... located somewhere in Universe 7, its very existence was unknown to most, while those who knew would never be able to lay their eyes on it except for a few un...fortunate people. Amidst the shapeless dark void of space, that place floated in silent, undisturbed peace...
SMACK!
Suddenly a loud smacking sound broke the silence of the pyramid-shaped planet, the very structure of which shook under a powerful shockwave coming from the usually peaceful gardens around the giant tree atop the flipped upside-down pyramid. A scream immediately followed that smack, but it wasn't the last of it as a second later another shockwave was felt, followed by the cry of a different person.
SMACK!
"How dare you..." A hissing, angry voice spoke just before another SMACK had the entire planet shaking again. "Destroying it all..." Sitting on a nearby rock, the God of Destruction raised his hand and brought it down again. With every single time his hand came down the ground trembled.
"Oh my..." Whis muttered to himself as he watched in interest the scene.
Stripped of all clothes, two men kicked and cried as their crimson asses were mercilessly chastised, each lying across one of the God's knees as his hand went up and down continuously. Around them, empty pizza boxes were scattered all over the ground alongside cheese and random ingredients.
"Lord Beerus, don't you think they had enough?" Whis asked, speaking loudly to be heard over the two Saiyans' painful cries.
"Enough! They destroyed it all!" The God hissed. As it seems, being remembered of all the wasted pizza around him increased his anger, as the smacks increased vigorously their pace. SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
"I'm aware, but this is going on for over two hours now." Two hours earlier, Goku and Vegeta had a sparring session which was suddenly interrupted when a ki blast hit the ground nearby Beerus and destroyed all of the foot around him. From then on, they'd both been dumped across the God's legs and furiously spanked. Two hours later, the God did not seem tired yet.
"And it will go on for another two hours! How dare they..." His purple aura showed up as he was angered by the memory. Now his arm became a blur as he continuously smacked the two red rear ends over his lap. SMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACK
In response to it, Whis simply chuckled and took a seat again to watch the spanking scene. Despite his curiosity about what'd motivated the God to punish them that way, the Angel found watching it to be pretty entertaining.
Unknown time, Unknown place
A mysterious man dressed in a black hooded cloak so dark he seemed to be wearing the very shadows around him, outside the ordered universe, inside huge unlighted chambers he sat down on a throne. Over crossed legs he, his hands moved continuously around a crystal ball as he watched excitedly the two Saiyans get relentlessly punished by the God of Destruction. After millions of years he'd finally managed to gather the Super Dragon Balls, and by summoning the Dragon of the Gods his wish had finally been made truth: to have every so-called hero warrior in the multiverse taken across their foes' laps and spanked to tears not only in present times, but throughout all known history. And while other universes and planets were most certainly hosting more of these punishment sessions, it was Universe 7 and its mighty Earth warriors that got the entity's most immediate attention. "This is even better than I thought" He said to no one in particular as he moved his hands around the crystal ball and the image displayed on it changed. There was so much to see... spankings among tournaments, then a pink, humanoid being maniacally spanking several of Earth's mightiest warriors... "I should start from the beginning" He said, laughing at his own words. His hands moved again, and a Saiyan warrior with long black hair falling far below his buttocks appeared on the crystal ball. "Then let's begin"
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An arrogant smile appeared on his face as Raditz stood in front of Goku, his brother and a Saiyan, and a Namekian named Piccolo. Even outnumbered his relaxed stance did not change; why would it? The sum of their power levels was insignificant at best. "Kakarot, you are a Saiyan, how dare you shame us all with such a pathetic power level?" He asked, clenching his fists as suddenly a different goal occurred to him. He was there to recruit his brother and conque... Of course not. As his eyes narrowed, Raditz realized he actually was there to punish that shameful excuse for a Saiyan. "Associating with the likes of Namekians..."
"I'm going to show you what happens to those who embarras our race!"
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