Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance spankings!
Right, if you've played PoR for the Gamecube, you will DEFINITELY know what I'm talking about with this...
Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance is filled to the brim with strange and wonderful characters... but there are quite a few who could actually do with a few good, hard spanks to their bottoms! Right now, two stand out in my mind more than any others.
Soren: A child sage, proficient with wind magic, he is outspoken and brutally honest, almost never taking other people's feelings into consideration before speaking. This leads many to believe he's cold and concieded. He can be very overbearing and extremely short tempered and sour when it comes to others... he prefers to keep to himself mostly and is very observant, but is horrible at reading other people, aside from maybe Ike and Mist. There were several points in the game where I wished someone would just bend him over and give him a few good whacks for being such a brat about... well, everything!
Lethe: A laguz in direct service to the king, lethe has a huge hatred for Beorc (Humans) characters and has more than once not only threatened violence against them, but also acted upon them. Even other laguz fall prey to her sharp and often unforgiving tongue. She has trouble letting go of the past and bears a grudge like there's no tomorrow. She is stubborn and strong-willed, which often leads to her making stupid decisions because she had to have it done her way. Once again, she could do with a few good spanks to help straighten her out a bit, if not by a beorc character, than by a laguz below her station. She has a swollen ego, after all, and probably wouldn't lear the lesson unless someone deflated it. Plus... she's a catgirl!
There are several other characters, I know, who could use some, but those are the two that really stand out in my mind right now, XD
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