Strangest spanking implement

[dabillmann]

Flyswatters, slippers, wooden spoons, ping pong paddles, paddleball gamre paddles, it seems like some people will pick up just about anything to spank somebody with. This got me to thinking: What is the strangest item you have ever spanked somebody with, been spanked with, seen somebody spanked with, heard of somebody being spanked with, or even thought about spanking somebody with? You don't have to answer all of these, just whatever you have amd omsight on.
Here is my list:

Been spanked with: We have an all wooden beauty care set which has a wooden mirror as a part ot it. well, the glass came out of the mirror, so now it looks like a small round wooden paddle. Now, i am in fact a dom, but i have taken a few spankings in my day and my wife has used this mirror on me a few times. It has a kinda nice sting to it without being too severe.

Spanked with: Ok, this is weird, but when you don;t own too many implements, you use what is at hand. So one time, i used a plastic rod used to open and close the blinds. ISWEAR I didn;t use it very hard, but boy1 Did she ever bitch about it!

Seen somebody spanked with: Now, this I am not sure of. I seem to have a memory, but i am not sure, because I honestly can't remember who it was, but it seems like I once saw a friend of mine get spanked with an old peice of Hot wheels track. There may not be very many of us who are old enough to remember them (I don;t know if they use the same kind today or not) but these tracks were made of an orangish soft plastic, and were VERY flexible and whippy. Like i said, I don't know if this is a real memory or a strange dream I once had, but it seems liike I saw a friends parents spank him with a peice of one one time. seems nasty.

Heard of somebody being spanked with: I was watching an old Richard Prior stand up concert, and he was talking about the "ass whippings" he used to get when he was a kid. Apparently, his grandmother would take the tube from an old rubber reusable douche bag and "tear yo' ass up". This to me is the single strangest of my list.

Thought about spanking somebody with: As a fan of wet bottomed spankings, I once had a weird idea. you know how sometimes somebody will get a towel wet and wind it up and towel snap somebody else with it? Well, I thought once about taking a wet wash cloth and winding it up and then spanking somebody with one end of it. It seems like this would have a very whippy snap to it to me. Not saying i would or would not actually do this, but it was an interesting idea.

Before anybody gets the wrong idea, I much prefer the old standby's, but every now and then something unusual can be a bit interesting. I was just curious as to what you guys have seen, done, etc. I look forward to hearing what you all have to say.

[kager]

I heard of a spanking with a chlotes hanger, I don't know the material but I thought it was pretty weird.

[dabillmann]

I have actually heard of using a wooden one, and even seen some pics and clips of one being used from some sample sites. And in the book Mommy Dearest, Christina Crawford revealed that ehr mother, actress Joan Crawford, would spank so hard she would often break several different kinds of implements, in cluding wooden hangers, on poor Chruistina's bottom.

[RobM]

The weirdest one I've ever been shown (and shown only, never used it) was a Pizzle.
I should imagine Eva1 or a few others might know what this is - its closely related to the Sjambok.

Essentially a Sjambok is an animal hide whip, in this case, Rhinocerous. Obviously its massively illegal to own one in the UK, thankfully it was old and hasn't been made since the bad on such things - I'd have hated to think it was brand new.
A pizzle is a vaguely similar implement made out of rhinocerous cock.

Thats right, ya take its penis, salt it, stretch and cure it and when you're done you end up with a cane like implement about a meter long. It's not a very nice one, its up there with the rubber hose for getting confessions in police stations. It goes back to the time of Hammurabi and his judicial codes (although I tend to focus on his building and engineering codes) that punching people out gets you a judicial whacking with this thing. Apparently in modern times its just the thing from Hoi to sub-saharan Africa to Bogata for whacking children.
Don't ask me why.

For me, that I came up with, is an empty waterbottle, a small empty box, a doll(or action figures), NFL chin strap on helmet, small ruler(breaks real easily,) a picture, wallet, game case(PS2 or PS3), silverware like spoon, electric cord, deodorant, hand lotion, make-up, remote, umbrella, kleenix box, nintendo controller, book, notebook, basically anything you can reach into. But must be tested though to make sure it works.

[Circe]

Xam and I have an ongoing joke about using a rubber chicken as a spanking implement. It has been a recent idea and as such the rubber chicken keeps sporting a Santa Claus hat.

We both cracked up when the idea was thrown out there. It still produces a giggle now and then when we pm and chat.

[Mushy]

The material part of a seatbelt. o_O The person I was in a relationship with at the time had one, and I wanted spanked so I asked him to use a belt. That was the only one he had (seriously, who has a seatbelt in their room, but no actual belt?!). :P It doesn't hurt a fucking flip... xD

I've also had some whacks (unsexy, childhood experience here) with a shoehorn...common implement in my family, but I think it's strange. I get sick to my stomach if I hear the word or see one now. I hate them. I also managed to shatter one. This made my grandparents go out and buy six more...and sadly, pathetic beings as they are, they don't ever use them for shoes. Sadists.

[GeneImperfect]

I was spanked with a boat oar once-- I loved it.

[dabillmann]

Wow. A bunch of interestin choices, but I have to say so far P2urn is the winner with some on that list.^_^

[OverLap]

Miss Elizabeth Burns, a professional disciplinarian here in the states has repeatedly stated that the one most feared implements she owns is is a fifteen inch long, seven inch wide rice paddle. Supposedly, even seasoned spankees struggle with the intense sting it produces. She states that she reserves it's use to discipline spankings.