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Old June 28th, 2016, 05:43 AM   #1
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Talking Post the best. Dumbest, or lamest jokes you can think of.

Rules of the game. It's simple. It has to be a joke. ONLY After you post a joke. are you allowed to comment on a prevous joke. Violaters will be spanked

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A Pirate walks into a bar, and he's got this steering weel on his nuts. the bar tender asks, "what's with the weel man?" to which the pirate Says "Arrr! it's driving me nut'z!"
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Old August 18th, 2017, 03:24 AM   #2
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? ...he wiped his ASS.
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Old August 18th, 2017, 03:31 AM   #3
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So I went to the animal park in my city recently, only to discover the only open habitat contained only a small dog.

It was a Shitzu.
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Old August 19th, 2017, 04:20 PM   #4
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She said come to her house,no one is home
So I went over. No one was home.
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Old August 22nd, 2017, 12:54 AM   #5
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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Old October 20th, 2017, 05:00 AM   #6
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why did the farmer cross the road? ... To fuck his chicken.
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Old October 21st, 2017, 09:25 PM   #7
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Why did the armadillo cross the road? To show the chicken it COULD be done!
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