Well then. Here goes nothing! (Or something, I guess.)
Ahem. You know which one you should re-do? "At the Soccer Game". That's here
http://animeotk.com/gallery/rak/p766...ccer-game.html . But don't take my word for it. Take the word of
Algernon Charles Swinburne. I think that if he were still with us today, my friend Mr. Swinburne would say something... a-like-a this:
Fifteen years of age, round limbs and brown locks
A slightly pointed nose and white, knee-high socks
What a marvel on the pitch Harris Jones is to see
But oh! More amusing when he's over the knee!
Oh, 'Ol Harris is good, others dare not approach.
But sometimes it just isn't enough for ol' coach
He's an ex-star himself, old coach Lars, played in Paris!
And he won't put up with imperfection in Harris
And ain't it a sight, right in half time, mid game
seein' coach drag those red shorts (to Harris' shame)
And over his knees, bared, for a painful reminder
that losing the ball will get him a sore hinder
"You saw Fielding coming," Coach hisses into his ear
But Harris is crying and I don' think he hears
He's got something else brewing, ol' Harris in mind
Yeah his thoughts are consumed with his burning behind
But coach keeps with the spanks, and the scolding keeps, too
Tills the whole team is watching and wincing! SMACK "Oooh!"
The whole three minute time-out his spanking goes on
but I'll bet you ten dollars he sees where he's wrong
He'll remember next time when he's out there and mind
for the Gray's school ball stealer, and he'll do just fine
Now he's wiping his tears with the back of his hand
And up go his shorts (*wince*) after coach lets him stand
And wouldn't you know it? he hugs Coach and smiles!
"Get out there and make me proud" Says coach, beaming all the while
As he heads to the pitch at the ref's whistle call
We know Harris won't give them
side kick at the ball!
I run up beside him, his right forward guy
and I give him a small smile, suddenly shy
Right away, he smiles back, reassuring old Harris
silently saying "Oh, well sure I'm embarrassed."
"But I'm much better for it, and I'd say by far
There's no better incentive
Nor more unique and inventive
than a bare bottom spanking from dear old Coach Lars!"
Edit: Annnnd I just realized that it's a girl in that picture. ... >.> I stand by my statement. Gender Shmender says I! Not that I'm suggesting you change it to a boy- I know some artists don't do /m drawings. But... yeah. I stand by my poem. *Nods* I'll be birched before I give it up!
A silly idea
Do whatever you want, a story, a poem, a very convincing speech, a youtube video, a very convincing cursing of my very being to the depth of hell, a letter to Santa, anything ^^
, but I'll take it as a complement 
