The Planet of the Amazons

[17JosephLC]

Joseph Collins was a 23-year old astronaut. He was also the first person to fly a manned shuttle through the atmosphere of Jupiter. Excited, he made sure all his instruments on his vessel were working, emerald eyes shining in excitement.

“Don’t get yourself in trouble,” his friend said.

“Don’t worry Houston, I’ll call if I have a problem,” Joseph joked, casing his friend to facepalm.

An hour or so later, he put his helmet on his brown, short, curly haired head, and headed off. Getting into the atmosphere went smooth as butter, but afterwards he began to have problems. “Houston? Houston, how copy?”

There was no response.

Suddenly, the winds picked up and hit his vessel like a freight train, sending him spiraling downward! “Mayday, mayday, Zeus’s Fist is going down!” He desperately cried into the coms, only to hear static.

There was clouds of orange, red, white, black, blue and purple, and lighting of impossible colors! Joseph started to feel his body shrinking, becoming smaller inside his suit. He barely had time to even register this before blacking out, honestly believing he was about to die…

———

Out of nowhere, storm clouds suddenly materialized over a city.

A burning spacecraft came down from the skies and crashed just beyond the city perimeter, though thankfully no people or property was damaged.

[Jinchu]

Aviendha saw the weird storm in teh skies and jumped on her bike. She was part of the defensive detachment of the settlement, so she was the first to react to any danger. Her tanned, muscular body was naked, except for the for the sling of a ray gun that separated her massive breasts, and heavy boots with steel noses. Aviendah's hover bike roared, moving towards the place there some smoke and dust formed a massive cloud. The woman fixed her dark-red hair.


Her battle sister, Wanda, rode beside her. She was taller and slightly slimmer, with olive skin and braided black hair. Vibro-knives were hidden in Wanda's high boots, and her camouflage cape was swaying in the wind behind her.



"We don't know what it could be. Rockets haven't been heard of for centuries, but... Be careful," Wanda warned as their bikes approached the crash site.


"I am careful. But I'm not gonna be a coward" Aviendha smirked, jumping off her bike and running towards the mysterious, but clearly damaged object. It had something looking like a door, and she went there.

[17JosephLC]

The object that had fallen from the sky was certainly strange. It was a bit larger than your average four-person car, with smoke still lazily coming out of the engine shafts. In the front of the object seemed to be a cockpit. They could somewhat make out there appeared to be a chair and controls in there, but the glass was tinted too darkly to see.

The door would be opened with some difficulty, but nothing the two women couldn’t handle on their own. When they went inside, they most likely made their way to the cockpit first. In the room was what appeared to be some kind of bizarre suit or uniform, topped with a strange helmet. There was obviously something inside, but it was much too small to possibly fit in the suit.

Would they investigate?

[Jinchu]

The technologies very vaguely resembled some of the oldest artifacts Aviendha and Wanda had seen in the ancient ruins which they scavengered for weapons sometimes. And the whole thing was clearly build for, at least, human-like creature. The women exchanged confused looks.



Whatever there was in the cockpit, underneath the odd clothing, it was not human. Way too small... Avinedha took off her ray gun and aimed at the pile, but her friend ligthly shook her head. With a blade in one hand, she slowly approached the suit and carefully removed the top side, ready for action in case the thing underneath was agressive...

[17JosephLC]

And what they beheld… was a child. A small one, maybe five or six. Sleeping soundly, curled up into a ball.

It seemed that the portal that had transported Joseph to this strange planet, through wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey dimensional stuff, had reduced his age. However, all that extra mass he had had as an adult had to go somewhere! It had been converted into body fat, between the small of his back and his thighs… leaving him with an unusually large, round, plump bubble-butt.

Of course, he wouldn’t learn this until he woke up.

[Jinchu]

[I assume his butt also contains all teh stamina of an adult astronaut, so we don't ave to worry about giving him spankings often ~__^]


Both women gasped. That was something they did not expect at all! Who would send a child alone in such an odd and cmplex machine? How did she survive that travel and landing?! What should they do to her?!..


"Is she all right?" Aviendha asked in a hoarse, nervouse voice, turning off her gun.


"She's breathing and seems healthy..." Wanda responded, inclining closer to the child to inspect her. But then the alien moved in her sleep, and the black woman noticed some odd round and pointy flesh thingies between her chubby thighs. "Oh sience! She was some weird tumor on her genitalia! Or is it a PARASIte?!" Wanda exclaimed loudly.

[17JosephLC]

(LOL)

The gasping women caused the child’s eyes to flutter open, and he yawned. “Uhh… what… where…?” He trailed off, eyes blury, but he rubbed them, sitting up. His voice, light like all children, was still deeper than a typical girl’s voice.

Joseph finally looked up to the two women. For a moment, he couldn’t comprehend what he was seeing. Then he screamed! “OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK?!” He darted behind the chair! Or, he tried to, anyway. Being suddenly rejuvenated had his hand-eye coordination completely out of whack.

“W-what’s going on?! Why am I so small?! What the hell is wrong with my voice?! Who are you two, and why are you fucking naked?! Why am I fucking naked?!”

He tried to search for a weapon, but this was supposed to be an experimental spaceship built for traveling to Jupiter’s upper atmosphere. Having a weapon on board would have been begging for trouble!

[Jinchu]

Aviendha hastly jumped to the child, and then both women stepped back and instintively grabbed their weapons as the alien suddenly woke up. the movement gave Avindha a better view on teh mysterious organ, and she chuckled nervously.



"I think it's neither a tumor, nor a parasite. It's like a thing that male animals have." she serached deep into her memory. "A pen-iz? I think so. And I guess cute round parts underneath are called simply "balls"?"


"Male?.. Do you mean it's a human male? A man?" Wanda asked witha doubt.


The kid talked with some odd accent, but they could understand him all right. However, for a moment they were too shocked and confused to pay much attention to his words.

[17JosephLC]

Joseph understood what they were saying, but not the context. “Of course I’m a guy! What kinda stupid question is that?! And my name’s Joseph, now somebody tell me WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!” He tantrumed, beginning to jump up and down!

[Jinchu]

The women exchainged looks. The men went extinct long time ago, many didn't even belive they were anything but the myth. Meeting one, even as a small child, was like a mircale. But a scary miracle too. All the legends described men as violent, uncontrollable, posessive and rude... it seemed like they were true. It's no use to reasone with males, the stories said...


"I do not like your attitude or your language!" Wanda said in a stern tone, looking down at the boy. "I do not know who you are or why you are here, but I know that you'll regret it if you don't stop that tantrum immediately!"