messing with wal-mart

[Aprion]

On the risk of sounding like a complete idiot, here are:

16 funny things to do at Wal-mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

got any others? add them here

[Ruby_thunder]

Going into food area and ask a clerk if she know where is the toys are at

[Poesdaughter]

As funny as these pranks are, going to walmart is traumatic enough I wouldn't want to spend extra time doing them!

[Karnacht av Visp]

One time I went into Wal-mart to buy some Colgate toothpaste with tartar control at like 3 in the morning. The whole reason I did was because of the Tourette's Guy video where he calls them because he didn't like the toothpaste. If you haven't seen that video I highly suggest watching it. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

I was standing in line, and I couldn't help my random spurts of laughter. When I was almost up to the register I held the toothpaste up and started laughing so hard my eyes teared up. After I sat it back down in the buggy I was laughing so hard I was gagging and coughing and had to hold onto the buggy just to keep standing up. As I was leaving everyone was staring at me. They probably thought I was crazy or something.

[PEACEandLOVE]

Maybe it would be better to try these in a different store. I think if you're working, or even shopping, at Walmart, you're well beyond the point of caring about anything.

[Hrtofdrkns]

Originally Posted by PEACEandLOVE

...I think if you're working, or even shopping, at Walmart, you're well beyond the point of caring about anything.

You can say that again. I used to work at one.

[Karnacht av Visp]

Originally Posted by Hrtofdrkns

You can say that again. I used to work at one.

Have you seen the movie Walmart: the High Cost of Low Price? It's a documentary that pretty much demonizes Walmart, and shows how awful of a place to work it is.

[Hrtofdrkns]

Originally Posted by bassboi

Have you seen the movie Walmart: the High Cost of Low Price? It's a documentary that pretty much demonizes Walmart, and shows how awful of a place to work it is.

I don't need to. I could tell you all about it.

[Karnacht av Visp]

I don't doubt it one bit. I've known people that worked there. I'm guessing you're no longer employed there. Atleast now you know you won't get trampled to death like that one poor guy the Friday after Thanksgiving.

[Obito Uchiha]

Haha I am so gonna do those things! Well some of them I can not do like the lay a way one cause our Walmarts and Kmarts got rid of them.