Spanked in SPACE! (Open to all!!!)

Calvat sighed gently as he adjusted the ships forward thrusters to bring the ship to a full stop in orbit around the moon. He was capttain of the starship Goria... a patrol ship for the moon, which had a bustling colony right in the center of the light side crater. He yawned. It was a good job, but boring as hell, which was probably the reason why he got the rejects of the space acadamy for his crew. He was a handsome fox in good standing with the government, he just got the bum deal when it came to his crew. They all had some EXTREME personality quirks.

His leutenent fell out of his chair, groaning. He was naked and his member was painted green. "Oh damn... how long was I out?" Soku, the racoon asked.

Calvat sighed. "Damn it... about two hours."

Soku smirked. "Okay... then why is my penis green?"

Calvat sighed. "You took a hit off of the Dego-bong and, high out of your mind, you painted it green so that it would look more like, and I quote, a sexual serpent capable of spraying its venom everywhere."

Soku grinned. "I knew it! I am a freaking genius!" He looked around. "Say, where is everyone else?"

Calvat sighed. "That's the million dollar question, isn't it? I haven't seen them since you passed out in a stoned daze..." He looked around. Where was everyone, really?

[XiaolinLilith]

Charon, the steely-eyed hawk girl, wandered in, wearing her bright blue plugsuit and preening her wings. "Holy hell, Soku, put some clothes on...that's disgustin'..." She gave her red hair a fluff and looked away, disgusted. "I don't know why you guys like taking hits off that...thing...so much. Anyway, if you need me, I'm gonna go work on those reports the government asked for. I'll be in my office, and don't you DARE distract me or I'll take you to the kitchen and beat you with my belt..." She winked and walked out, white wings aflutter.

"And please refrain from doing anything stupid..."

[My_Secret_Life]

Ian looked around curiously, his black cat ears up and his tail swaying slightly. He had only been here about a week and a half and he was still getting used to this place. He had been placed under some guy named "Calvat" and out of his whole stay he hadn't met the guy once because other higher-ups kept giving him chores like he was the janitor!

[Mez-uke]

Mez smiled as he saw Charon, his tail swayed happily. "Hey Big Sis!" He said using the name he used to adress Charon, "What cha doin?" He asked looking up at her her with big curious eyes.

Soku grinned and followed after the hawk girl, grinning lightly, still naked. "Awe, come on, you know you like what you see, don't you?"

Calvat groaned. He hit the intercom. "Ian, get in here."

[My_Secret_Life]

Ian jumped, looking around to see where the voice had come from. He then noticed the little speaker on the wall.

"Yes sir," he said to it, as if Calvat could hear him. He quickly ran to the main deck. He had to dodge several people on the way, most cursing at him and other things like that.

When he finally made it, he was panting slightly. "Sorry for my tardiness sir," he said.

[XiaolinLilith]

Charon stuck her tongue out at Soku. "I most certainly do not. NOW GO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!" She flapped her wings and put her arm around Mez.

"I really, really have to work on these papers, honey, so would you mind not bothering me for a while? I know, you can be my guard birdy! Just tell me if someone's trying to bother me. Okay, ta!!"

Char went inside the automatic door to her room, blue pen in hand, to tackle the looming stack of papers on her desk. The holo player was showing a heliball game, and the radio blasted out rock-and-roll music. "They had better not be smoking again..."

[IchigoMasaki]

Reiko was one annoyed fox. She'd been training for this job all her life, now all she wanted was to get out of it. She missed the planet. The wind in her hair, the sun in her eyes. It was a little cliche, but it was the only thing she wasn't getting on this stupid ship. Well... not the only thing. She was horny as hell, and the stupid racoon running around naked wasn't helping at all. "PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON!"

Calvat smiled at him. "Not a problem... I was hoping you could clean up around Soku's chair." A large amount of sweat, drool and urine decorated the floor around his chair. "He got a little bit... foolish last night.

Soku sighed and shrugged, still refusing to get anything on. "Hey Mez... wanna smoke?" he offered, grinning and holding out a pair of joints.

[Mez-uke]

Mez looked at her and sniffled as she walked inside, he sat down at a wall, and softly cried. He was known for being the crybaby.