Naruto And His Sensei (continued from old board)

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(The long thread which began this can be found HERE: http://animespankingarchive.aceboard...uto-Sensai.htm
To summarize, Iruka has reintroduced spanking as a punishment for the genin-hopefuls in the Academy. Uzamaki Naruto has already felt his sensei's palm several times before then (on account of his attention-starved pranks) but then he is soon joined by Inuzuka Kiba for a double punishment session after class. Afterwards, the two sore-bottomed boys trudge to the Ichiraku ramen stand for their own seperate reasons. Kiba, because he's stalling before making his way home to a possibly irate mother, and Naruto because, well, it's the Ichiraku Ramen stand.)

"Yeah, she gives it hard alright," Kiba said, referring to his feared mother, possibly the only person able to completely cow the brash boy. "But she only ever spanks me. Iruka... man, he's gonna be giving it to everybody from now on! I wouldn't be surprised if the whole class gets spanked at once, damn..."

Kiba cocked an eyebrow at the fox-whiskered boy walking next to him. "He only started giving it to you last week, huh? Well, it's about time if you ask me! You've been asking to get your ass beat for years- hey! What's the big idea!" Naruto had suddenly pulled his furry hood up over his head and was running for the stand ahead of him. "Why I oughta-" Kiba began, with Akamaru's barking support, and pushed his hood back. But Naruto was already at the stand now, crowing in triumph and informing Kiba that he'd saved him a seat.

"Yeah right, like I'm gonna sit on this?" Kiba said, gesturing towards his rear, which felt practically swollen now that it was covered back up again by his clothes. "I'd rather stand. You and Iruka are both crazy. Him making me sit down right after he beat my butt..." Kiba muttered, keeping his voice low. He might claim that he didn't care if the whole village knew he had a sore ass, but that didn't mean he wanted to advertise it either. As he drew up to the stand though, the old man who served the ramen there gave Kiba and his backside a slightly amused look, before winking at him and turning to Naruto, saying something about how he was their 'favorite regular'. Kiba was too busy groaning to pay attention. Great, now every villager who turned up here for the rest of the day would hear from this guy how 'that Inuzuka boy got his ass tanned again'. Just what he needed.

"Besides," he drawled once the ramen guy's back was turned, "Only a real moron would sit down after getting what we got, right?" He gave Naruto a helpful shove, timing it so the bouncing boy would lose his balance and fall onto the stool-- right on his sore ass.

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(Lol! ?And now, in this week?s episode??)

?Na, na! Do ya think that Sasuke guy?ll get it? He really pisses me off, ?tebayo!? this genuine fact was not so much as a lie as the fact that the Uzumaki boy was sincerely confused about what his true feelings were about the aloof, cool youth who seemed to be followed by rainclouds wherever he went. The fox-whiskered blond had gotten into enough bouts and scuffles with the Uchiha, yet at length, they had all been relatively one-sided. The truth was, it was the sheltered nature, as if the dark-featured boy was wrapped in an undying shield of black velvet, which Naruto abhorred. Sasuke himself was a sought-after mystery.

Tossing a squinted glance to his side, Naruto smiled happily at the russet-haired boy and his downy companion. But? Kiba?s pretty cool, and?

At that moment, Kiba?s short-clawed hand lashed out in his token mischievousness, thwacking the kyuubi-host?s ankles forwards from beneath him, sending the entirety of the blonde?s weight to smash and squash the round, bouncy mounds of his rump into the stilted chair beneath him, causing Naruto to toss up his head to release an ear-splitting rasp and cry. This caused Ayame to jump, and struggle to save a number of pottery bowls which she had been carrying, and causing Teuchi to swivel around and cast a squinted gaze at both boys, fully prepared to send a few choice words their way before he noted that Naruto?s fox-whiskered fa?ade had contorted into a grimace suggestive of tearing up as he massaged furiously at his orbed seat, and how Kiba had been endevouring to do the same for his own.

?Why did you do that, Muttface?!? The blond began, his ivories clenching as he slammed a hand onto the chair beside him, leaning over, fully ready for a wrestling match before a heavy plonk sounded from his side, and he tossed a squinted glare over his shoulder, only to have his blue eyes swell with glee as a steaming ?ramen special? stood before him like a tower of a hero?s victory-prize. The kyuubi-container beamed, as two bowls were set before Kiba in addition, and he snapped a pair of chopsticks for himself, grinning at the other boy, his anger forgotten, as he began to chow down on his favourite meal.

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(( Exactly ;p. Previously, on Naruto: The Spanking Chronicles... xD))

"Hah, just to see the look on your face!" Kiba laughed uproarously at Naruto's pained reaction. The expression on his face was priceless! Almost as good as that time Kiba had sicced Akamaru on him after Naruto had tried to tie a string of can's around the dog's tail, and Akamaru had bit him right on the butt. Naruto had howled. Man, maybe Kiba should hang out with Naruto more often if he was able to rile him up so thoroughly on a regular basis.

But then before he could goad the other boy some more, a large helping of beef ramen was dumped in front of both him and Akamaru, and his nose couldn't help but twitch at the joyful scent which suddenly invaded it. His mouth watering, and his stomache giving a low rumble, Kiba didn't delay before digging in himself, leaning against the counter in lieu of using a stool. The stuff was surprisingly good, even though he wished there was more beef in it and less noodles. Akamaru also seemed to be enjoying his meal by the speed his jaw was chomping, and the energetic wags of his tail.

"But yeah," Kiba said, inbetween swallows. "That Sasuke guy'll definately get some!" Sasuke was at the top of their class, but Kiba only really knew him as the guy who Naruto always picked fights with before getting his ass handed to him. That made Kiba think of his own quasi-rival. "And that Shino guy too. Yeah! Grrr, he really boils me up sometimes... Heh. Bet he wouldn't be so quiet if his bare ass was over Iruka's knee getting wailed on!" Kiba laughed. To be honest, Kiba had trouble imagining Shino even getting caught with his pants down, much less getting spanked without them. But if he worked really hard, he could just picture it. It was a nice mental image.

"Say," he said, poking Naruto. "This ramen stuff isn't half bad."

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Slurping up a thick cluster of noodles, causing the oiled ends to burst up into his fa?ade, Naruto nodded readily, swallowing the hearty mouthful before turning to the side, grinning broadly as he swiped the remains of miso debris from his face as he answered, ?Yeah, him too, dattebayo! That?d be really funny, huh??

Returning gleefully to his bowl, the fox-whiskered blond chewed energetically on a stray water chestnut and blinked. In actual fact, he did not know Aburame Shino very well, at all. He was just the weird guy with the glasses. It didn?t matter too much to him WHO was getting the spanking, as long as it wasn?t HIM. Of course, he would have been pretty pissed if Sakura-chan had to get it at some point. His cerulean-blue eyes narrowed in his grave seriousness, before he beamed and decided his worrying was not required. Haruno Sakura was always perfectly behaved in class, was the top girl, in more ways than one. The kyuubi container visibly relaxed, rigid shoulders descending into a slump as he sighed heavily, endeavoring once more to enjoy his meal.

He did not wait to continue his conversation as he turned to the other boy, speaking with a mouthful of noodles, seaweed and bean sprouts, succeeding in spraying a fair amount of their debris upon the russet-haired Inuzuka, ?Na, and Shikamaru! And Chouji!? Naruto got a kick out of those guys, the ?unpopular? crowd, some of the few people who even paid the slightest attention to him outside of his playful antics, and colossal jutsu failures and blunders, ?That?d be even better! And?? the blond gulped back his mouthful before beginning another round, ?Man, I love this stuff!?

He stared over, peering into Kiba?s bowl for a moment, and grinned, jamming his chopsticks into the seasoned mixture, taking some of the noodles which the dogged boy had left in place of the beef slices, and soon exchanged them for a few plump squid rings, ?? But I wanna see you get your butt spanked again. That was priceless!? The Uzumaki boy beamed, before contorting both his voice and fa?ade into a mock-show to resemble Kiba in said time of distress, ?Oooh, teach! My little butt really hurts! Oh please oh please stop! Don?t tell my mommy?!?

With that, Naruto grinned cheekily, scooting closer to the other boy as he chomped on his newly-acquired noodles, almost nuzzling into Kiba unthinkingly.

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"Yeah yeah, I bet watching my ass get beat on was fricken' hilarious." Kiba growled with a roll of his slitted eyes. He felt the dumb idiot pressing against his side (kinda like Akamaru did when he was in a 'pet me' mood, though Kiba seriously had no intention of petting Naruto anywhere), so Kiba put a friendly arm around his neck and got him into a merciless headlock.

This was, it should be noted, for Kiba not an unfriendly action. In the Inuzuka household, they simply played rough. On the contrary, Kiba was feeling nicer to the fox-whiskered Naruto than he ever had previously in their occasionally violatile encounters. Standing here at the ramen stand talking about which of their classmates should and/or would be feeling the burn on their smug rears... For a guy like Kiba, this was likely the closest he could get to pleasant conversation with Naruto.

"Besides," he continued in a drawl, "If you had a mom as scary as mine was, you'd be worried too! Iruka-sensei ain't got nothing on her when it comes to whipping tail..." Kiba loved his mother, he really did. He loved his whole clan in fact, he was proud to be an Inuzuka. But that didn't mean he couldn't admit that his mom was one holy terror, and only an idiot would cross her if they knew what was good for them.

"Hahah! You're right though- That Shikamaru guy should get it! Man, I don't think he's done any homework all year! Always sleeping in class... and he doesn't bother taking tests, or practicing either! Always lazing around with that fat buddy of his instead." Kiba said, though not before checking around the area to make sure Chouji wasn't in earshot before he said the 'f' word. "And Chouji's always snacking on those chips of his! His chewing always freakin' keeps me awake when I'm trying to take a nap myself whenever Iruka's lectures get too boring..."

Truth was, Kiba didn't particularly dislike either the lazy Nara or the chubby Akimichi. Sure, he may not have been on particularly close terms with them, or have anywhere near the level of friendship with either of them like they did with each other (Kiba's Best Friend status was reserved for Akamaru, anyway), but his interactions with them were generally positive. He had something in common with them, and also with Naruto come to think of it, in that he didn't mind a little slacking on occasion, and that he thought little of ditching Iruka's detention whenever the teacher threatened them with staying after school. Of course, the consequences for doing something like that were gonna be a lot steeper than they would've been just yesterday. Man! Kiba had the feeling that school was gonna be a lot less fun now than it was before Iruka-sensei had gotten the bright idea to start paddling guys.

"Yeah, now that I'm thinking about it, how the hell does Iruka-sensei get off paddling my butt, when Shikamaru's in the same class as me and gets off scott-free!?" Kiba declared, finally releasing the panting Naruto who he'd maybe sort of forgotten he was holding. "Man, that's so freaking unfair! Iruka-sensei must have a grudge against me. Geez, one little accident of Akamaru not being able to hold it in, and you pay for it the rest of your life..."

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Having adjusted to kneading his neck as he awaited his fa?ade to descend back to its token fleshy hue in place of the strangled blue to purple that Kiba had left it, Naruto gritted and bore his ivories at the russet-haired academy student by his side with fair Uzumaki vehemence. This anger soon diminished at his pigued interest as Kiba began to note his own experiences at his mother?s unyielding hand, and the fox-whiskered blond blinked, leaning in closer, an eyebrow raised in interest, ?You mean she?s WORSE than Iruka-sensei? Are ya sure, or are you lying to sound tougher than me?? The rebellious student grinned broadly, if smugly, ??Coz if you are, forget it, dattebayo!?

?Ah, you?re totally right, ?tebayo!? Naruto exclaimed heartily to the Inuzuka boy?s additional comments on Nara Shikamaru, the nin academy?s very own lazing cloud-gazer, together with his best friend, the chub?pleasantly plump but mild-natured Akimichi Chouji, and the fox-whiskered rebel nodded avidly to the impulsive boy?s adamant belief that both deserved punishment just as much as THEY did. The genuine truth being that Naruto would be happy to watch anyone get it in his place.

?Yeah!!? The blond barked abruptly, fist out raised upwards causing a number of onlookers to elevate their eyebrows in annoyance at the attention-seeking youth, before returning to their ramen bowls, ?They TOTALLY deserve it, dattebayo! Why should we get our asses beat on like dojo training dummies when those bastards should be taking turns, too?!?

In his vivid announcements, the kyuubi-host blinked, his fa?ade suddenly becoming acutely ?blank?, and he fell back from his tiptoes to the bases of his heels, and tossed a squinted glance to Kiba and his downy companion, ?But Iruka-sensei hasn?t even thought to punish ?em, so? kusooo! He?s playing favourites!!? Naruto finished by rapping his fist upon the bar-top, causing the Ichiraku Ramen Bar host to glare in his general direction, before the blond paused, a grin settling across his lips, ?Haha! Yeah! I remember that time! Man, I wish I had a pet that could do that, dattebayo! The look on Iruka-sensei?s face?ahahaha!!?