Naruto: Naughty Ninjas (For Croup)

[Makato]

Kakashi Hatake, leader of Team Seven, sat on a tree in the Training Grounds, reading the newest edition of his favorite book series, "Come Come Paradise", trying to avoid his childhood rival, Maito Gai. Lately, Gai has been asking for a ton of more challenges, and the silver-haired Jonin was getting annoyed of it. Finally, he was able to find peace...

Naruto Uzumaki, the Knuckleheaded Ninja of Team Seven ran towards Ichiraku Ramen. It was lunchtime, and he was (like always) craving some Ichiraku! He hopped around a corner, and....

CRASH!!

The young Jinchuriki ran into his friend, Kiba Inuzuka, knocking them both on their asses. "Oof!" Naruto grunted, looking up. "Oh hey, Kiba!" he grinned. "What's up!" he said, standing and dusting himself off.

[Croup]

The peace would turn out to be short-lived.

"THERE YOU ARE, RIVAL!" the brash, loud, and manly voice practically roared in Kakashi's ear, nearly deafening him. Of course, that was only the everyday speaking voice of Maito Gai.

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"Oof! Watch where you're going, Uzumaki!" Kiba said peevishly. He got up and dusted himself off. "But hey, funny running into you here. I was just looking for somebody to show something to . . Follow me." He smirked and gestured for Naruto to trail along behind him, and started heading down a sidestreet.

[Makato]

Kakashi's one visible eye widened, and he sighed. He knew it was too good to be true. "What is it now, Gai?" he asked in annoyance.

The blonde ninja tilted his head. "What do ya' wanna show me?" he asked, before running to catch up with Kiba. "Hey! Wait up, 'ttebayo!" he shouted.

[Croup]

Gai hoisted himself up onto the branch to join his rival. "I'm glad I found you. I've been looking for you all over," he said. Then he smiled his gleaming smile. "I've finally come up with the perfect challenge for you!"

Kiba lead Naruto down a few sidestreets and then into the residential district. They soon reached the Nara residence. From inside, distinct slapping of bare skin could be heard. "I noticed it when I was passing by a minute ago," Kiba said. He turned to Naruto with a smirk. "You know who's in there, right? Shikamaru. Getting spanked."

[Makato]

Kakashi sighed, and closed his book. He had decided to humor his rival. Perhaps it would make him go away quicker so he could read in peace. "And what would that be, Gai?"

Naruto followed Kiba through the village. "Hey, isn't this Shikamaru's place...?" he asked, before he heard the all too familiar sounds of a bare-assed spanking. The blonde snickered, as he moved a bit closer to hear better.

[Croup]

"Simple!" Gai beamed at him, before grabbing hold of the other ninja and tucking him over his lap, neat as you please. "Spanking!"

Kiba grinned. "Up here!" he said, leading Naruto up to a second story window where they could see inside. There was Shikamaru, his bare rear facing them, draped over his scarred dad's knee with his cheeks wiggling under the stinging slaps.

"Argus! Troublesome...!" he yelped.

[Makato]

Kakashi sighed, knowing this would not be as 'simple' as Gai had said. He gasped as he was guided across his rival's lap. "Uhm... Gai?" he questioned, laying calmly. He sweatdropped when he heard Gai's suggestion. "How is spanking me going to prove anything?" he asked, skeptically.

Naruto followed Kiba up to the window, and peered in at Shikamaru being punished. He snicked, watching Shikaku spanking his son.

[Croup]

"Simple! A man's toughness, his endurance, his stoicism . . . what better way is there to take measure of those than by taking him over your lap? Seeing who can hold back the cries and wails that accompany any good spanking is the surest way of separating the men from the boys!" He smiled brightly as he gave Kakashi's rear a proprietary pat. "You agree, don't you rival?"

"Look at him go! Shikamaru's dad really knows how to lay it on," Kiba said, also enjoying the sight of their friend's red cheeks bouncing. There was no feeling sorry for him, since they were all guys.

[Makato]

Kakashi rolled his eyes, and decided to play along. "So pretty much, we spank each other, and see who cries the least?" the copy ninja simplified. He sighed. "Whatever..."

Naruto nodded in agreement, his eyes not leaving the scene. "Yeah. Sure seems like Shikamaru's enjoying it." he sarcastically remarked. "Ya' know, Shikamaru seems to be reacting pretty well... unlike someone I know..." he said, shooting a smirk at Kiba.

[Croup]

Gai nodded. "Exactly! I knew you would see my wisdom, rival!" And then, before he could be second-guessed, swept Kakashi's pants down to his ankles, completely baring the other man's ass.

"Huh? Hey, what's that supposed to mean?!" Kiba asked, feeling an affront to his pride.