Short stories
Language barrier
The German girl visited USA. She was walking through the countryside and decided to cut off a corner and walk through someone's parcel of land. But the owner noticed the German girl, catched her and started to undo his belt, going to punish her for trespassing. "Nein! Nein!" the girl exclaimed in horror. "Well, I was going to give you only five strokes." the man said "but if you insist on nine..."
22th of June
Two German girls met in the cafe in Berlin, at the end of June. One of them sits down, wincing her face and fidgeting on the chair.
"Gretchen, what happened to you?" the other wondered.
"You see, then I was on Turkish resort I've had a quarrel with some Russian lady on 22th of June. So she showed me such a Battle of Kursk, that I still can't normally sit down!"
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