Doctor Tach-Eon's Evil Robo-Dog.

[Exodus]

Environments, narration, success determination and Newsflash for #giantrobot by Dr. TachEon.

**NEWS FLASH!**

A forty story tall robotic has just emerged from the lake and is headed straight for the city! The president has stated he will give military aid as soon as it is requested by the mayor. Reports say the Mayor's office has had all communication links severed. Black people are already calling racism.... All super powered individuals are requested to intercept the robot, discover its intentions, and do what is necessary to ensure the safety of the city!!

* Psych teleports and levitates as fast as he can towards the giant robot, hopefully Manic is at his side?
* Jeremy_Nightshade flies towards the mentioned area Giant robots, a classic.
* Robin has gotten herself *prepared* this time in her amazing new protective gear (i. e., roller-blade pads) and rushes out to help!
* Nightingale wakes up to the TV report, apparently having fallen asleep in her mask... not good. Giant Robot? City? Racism? Sounds like a job for the Nightingale! She rushes into her costume, grabs a pop-tart and gets to it! Within moments she is on the roof!
* Manic picked up the signal at Stately Dransfield Ghettolab. He's on the road, on the Manic-Cycle, saving his limited power rocket boots for action once he arrives at the sight of the robot. He's com-linked up with Psych however, and has the other Maniac let him know of whats up ahead.
* All heroes present arrive in time to see the same scene (though from different angles!) the robot upon closer examination, is in fact shaped after a puppy, complete with four legs, waggly tail, and EVIL RED EYES. The skyline of the city isn't far off, and the mechanical monstrosity will reach the outer buildings in mere moments unless it changes course or is somehow halted! Oh noes!
<Jeremy_Nightshade> What in the...?
<Psych> Manic! There's a too much traffic on 7th and Central! Take 9th and Main instead! I'll keep you hooked on more directions.
* Manic zigs and zags based on Psych's up to the minute traffic update and gets out of the city not too far behind him and in time to see... Robot puppy of dooooom.
* @DrTachEon inside the robot the nefarious Dr. TachEon sits at the controls, his faithful sidekick Molly at the backup station. He speaks so that only his canine-sapien companion can hear. "This is the last time I let you design the giant robot..."
* Psych lands beside Manic when Manic stops. Alright, we need to come up with a plan, dude.
<Nightingale> This. is. getting. ridiculous...
* Nightingale sighs and begins grappling over to Robo-Clifford, using the alley and gravity, and various ledges to propel across.
<Robin> O_O! ....p-puppy?!
* Robin zooms up to a rooftop, not sure how she could EVER hurt a giant, adorable....
* Robin sees the EBIL red eyes.
<Robin> *gasp!*
* Manic can't laugh at the robot puppy... he's got ROBOTKITTYBACKPACK on, presently in backpack form, her baleful, green LED eyes staring out keeping an eye out behind him. "Dude... I wonder if he'd chase Trixxi." Trixxi = Robokittybackpack.
* Jeremy_Nightshade flies and lands on the head of the robo-puppy
* Robin sees Nightingale, and zooms over to her!!!
<Psych> He IS a dog. It'd be totally un-dog-like if he didn't, 14but....maybe you can sabotage it. I'll distract him with the projections, you go and find a way to sabotage.
* The robot approaches closer, bounding towards the city! giving maybe like, five minutes or so for the heroes to possibly devise a plan of some sort, or maybe all go Leroy Jenkins on it and do five simultaneous solo barbarian charges on it!
<Robin> W-why do we have to hurt such a cute-evil-puppy-robot?! That's... that's so evil! To make us hurt a puppy! T_T!!!
<Jeremy_Nightshade> Weak spot
<Jeremy_Nightshade> Weak spot... weak spot...
* The giant robotic puppy of doom screeches to a halt! The young hero's ploy has worked! The mechanical beast sits down on it's haunches, flicks a giant mechanical ear, and then begins to scratch at it's head like a doggy trying to remove a flea... Which if one were to judge by mass comparison, Jeremy is a flea.
* Inside the robot, unheard by any outside it, is the voice of Dr. TachEon "Molly! What are you doing?!" followed by the higher pitched voice of his loyal companion "Itchies! Itchies!"
* Manic goes in for just such a maneuver. He flips a switch and Robokitty Backpack starts blaring some good battle techno music, for Manic of the Maniacs travels with music! He's wearing one of his helmets that covers his eyes. He revs up the Manic-Cycle engine and goes in guns blazing with no plan at all, as is his particular idiom. "BOOYAWWWWW" goes his mighty battle cry.
* Robin face-drops, seeing......... someone.... charge the giant puppy.
<Nightingale> Um... Ask the canine enthusiast who built it, Rip. And while you're at it, try to ride it... She takes out a magnetic hook, and mounts it to her grappling gun. She hadn't used it yet, save for a time some wayward Metal Men flew off with her mentor... But, hey, that's what a utility back-pocket set is for. She fires it at the dog.
* Psych creates 4 thought-form projections of himself and each of them rush towards Dr. TachEon and his evil puppy. BOOYAWWWWW!!!!
* Jeremy_Nightshade flies upwards Yikes!
* Robin nods, and runs after 'Gale, charging up the puppy's still foreleg while it's not moving!
* Jeremy_Nightshade starts firing dark beams at the head
* Psych takes loose bricks from a nearby building and telekinetically throws them all at Tach.
* Robin dodges Jeremy's dark blasts by hiding on the back of the puppy's neck! ...and.... then starts stomping on it, looking for an entrance hatch, or something!
<Nightingale> Where there's an odd-ball robot, there's an odd-ball robot builder... find off switch, turn off bot, save day... Upon the butt of giant robot, she tries to get on the back of it... keeping the magnet-grappling shot on hand in case the thing starts flailing or running or anything for that matter.
* Robin wobbles around, decidedly unbalanced, but able to move quickly enough to re-center herself whenever she goes tumbling.
* The robotic beast finishes its scratching, only to find itself beset upon by four Psychs, a crazy Manic, a magnetic assault from Nightingale, and crazy dark beams from Jeremy! Who as it would happen, did notice (as did anyone else on the doggy's head) a pathway inside the robot's ear canal large enough to fit inside... but is it a passageway to greatness, or a vile trap? Bum bum bummm!
<Robin> Did you find anything yet?!
<Nightingale> No! I gotta get over there... check natural orifices... She looks behind her... Um, I mean ear-holes, and stuff!
<Jeremy_Nightshade> I'll check!
* Nightingale shudders. She is not going into a robot dog's butt.
* Jeremy_Nightshade flies towards the ear, looking for a hole.
<Robin> <<;;; Oh!
<Robin> ....kay.
* Robin rushes back towards the head, with Jeremy!
<Jeremy_Nightshade> I think I see something!
<Robin> Wha? Where?
* Nightingale runs carefully along the spine, reaching the neck, What did you find?
<Robin> The ear! The ear!!! * Robin clings to the top of the ear, looking inside it.
* The mechanical doggeh is knocked this way and that from the blasts of various sorts, but is made from a strong metal that absorbs the worst of the attacks, it would take a strong and focused blow to do anything but inflict a scratch.... Then puppy thing stands on four legs again, and produces a low whirring noise... like it's about to do something.... destructive.
* Manic keeps riding closer and raises his pulse cannoned arm gauntlet to fire a pulse of force at one of the puppy's legs from the inner angle, hoping to knock it over onto a side.
* Psych tries to levitate through said ears while the projections stay out to help Manic with the distractin'.
* Nightingale fires the magnet-grappler at the back of the robot's head, flying over to it, and then landing... Okay... Is there anything in the ear? Like a hatch? I hope not in the nose... -_- Or mouth... X_X
<Robin> I think I can fit in here! I'm gonna go in!
* Robin wriggles into the ear, and crawls down into it extra-fast!
* Psych resorts to crawling through. He's skinny. -.-
* Jeremy_Nightshade follows in third place. He's small for his age, and pretty skinny. Easy task
* There does appear to be openings in all the normal orafices, but as soon as Robin, Psych, and Jeremy enter the ear-hole, a fizzy blue light shoots out, erecting a force-field to prevent others from entering the same path! .... and they see stuff that will be explained in a minute... right now the whole robot is toppling over onto it's side!
<Robin> O _ O
<Robin> >>!
<Robin> <<!
<Psych> What the..?!
<Robin> WAAAAAH! T____T! I dun wanna diiiiiiiiiiieee!
* Nightingale can't really get to the ears... the robot has begun to fall... she immediately latches to the robot's head via magnet, hanging on for dear life!
* The robot teeters, then totters... then flips! falling staight onto it's side with a tremendous ground-shaking THUMP! Manic's gun cannon thingy has done the trick! ... of course once it's on it's side, it just thrashes wildly to try and upright itself!
* The three internal robot warriors find themselves in a small tunnel that really becomes a crawlspace, needing hands and knees to make any real progress, and it's also pitch black, save for the eerie blue light from the forcefield that erected behind them
* Manic says, "Maaaaaaaaaniaaaaaaacsssssss! Boo Yeah!" He jumps off the Manic-Cycle and engages the Manic rocket-boots.
* Psych keeps crawling, feeling the sides and what not, to help lead his direction.
* Nightingale is banged against the head of the giant robot and looks very dissatisfied as she clings to her hook-shot... NNN!! AAH!! AII! Hold still!!
<Jeremy_Nightshade> Well, darkness doesn't phase me.
* DrTachEon "Molly, activate procedure TAIL-WHOLE!" unseen things happen inside the robot, and without warning... it's giant robo-tail pops off! and begins slithering towards the city like a snake.
* Nightingale looks over at the tail... and facepalms. Who is this wierdo?
* Inside the robot.... they find a slide! whoever it was that was in front (I forget who got in first) finds it quite unexpectedly, while the rest have time to react before the floor's sudden drop downward, which ends in a cushion-y open room that gives one the impression they just fell down a laundry chute
<Psych> Oof!
* Psych lands on his butt. -.-
* Jeremy_Nightshade immediately starts flying the moment he sees a chute opened! He tries to grab Robin, but if he succeeds, he's not likely to hold her too much time
* Nightingale detaches from the robot head and lands on her feet, letting out a small 'oof!' Dusting her knees off, she looks the robot up and down, trying to find a new entry...
* Manic blasts up into the air! He sees the tail wiggling towards the city and goes to try to see if he can lay a bare hand on it and communicate
* Psych starts levitating out of the chute.
* Psych com-links with Manic. Yo, dude! I'm inside this dog-thing!
* Nightingale sighs... watching the snaking tail... and then notes Manic, Oi, you're uh... Iron Lad, right?
* Nightingale then sees that he was in the middle of flying off... well hell... she needs a ride... X_X
* Inside the robot... the floor closes suddenly, separating Jeremy from Psyche! .... Jeremy sees the tunnel continue... Psyche sees the room, in which the lights suddenly flash on! revealing the heroes are now in a square room, metal walls and floor... with three doors...
* Jeremy_Nightshade keeps going
* Kaneo lurks on top of a building, skittering along with his claws on a roof top. His clothes are ripped and torn, judging by his appearance and smell he hasn't bathed properly in weeks. His bloodshot and baggy eyes peer out towards the approaching tail. What the hell...?
* Psych heads into the room.... o.o;
* Outside... the robo doggy struggles to stand, getting there, but it's hard to make a forty story tall robot come to all four feet.... meanwhile the tail continues wiggling towards the city! probably gonna do something bad!
* Kaneo sighs, lower claws supporting him while the upper claws peer at the approaching tail. He starts a descent onto the streets and sets course to intercept, moving at an impressive clip
<Nightingale> Okay... so you screwed up... pick one.... chase tail, and not catch it... or get inside Robot... the other way... excuse my language Shadow Hawk... FUCK! She proceeds toward where the tail shot from, fairly positive the dog's mouth is a gun of some sort.
* Inside the robot... Psyche is in that room with three nondescript doors and no other apparent exit... Robin is lost in a vent shaft somewhere... And Jeremy finds light at the end of his tunnel, passing into a room full of gears and switches and shiny buttons!
* Psych focuses......and all three doors bend open.
* Jeremy_Nightshade steps unto the room and looks around I bet if I screw up some of this stuff, the puppy will have trouble...
* Outside the robot... The tail wiggles closer... closer.... closer! .... and then gets intercepted? It's basically a 200ft long metal tube, but closer inspection reveals a big tinted glass window up front! Presumably for the pilot...
* Manic says to Psych, "OH SNAP. Lemme try to find another way in." He abandons the tail and looks for another doggy robo orifice.
* Outside the robot.... the mecha-dog appears to have a big wide open tail-hole with no force field blocking it..... if Nightingale REALLY wants to get in that way. >.>
* Kaneo jumps on top of the tube and skitters towards the glass window, his claws looking for any sort of heat source
* Psych com-links again. I found.....three doors....I bent them all. I don't know which way to pick though.
* Nightingale doesn't... but she must... so she makes her way toward it, swallowing dignity and common sense...
* Jeremy_Nightshade looks around for anything he can use as a battering weapon to use with his Bloodforce. Seems the most logical thing
* Inside the doggeh... Psych uses his awesome powers to bend all three doors off their hinges! Behind two, are identical hallways... behind the third, is a humanoid bucket-head robot with a light bulb for a nose... The nose blinks to life, and the robot advances on Psych!
* @DrTachEon inside the doggy... Jeremy is in that room with all the gizmos! There's plent of metal bars and pipes and such, but they're all attatched to something... the gears all look pretty fragile though, chances are the mad scientist didn't bother to armor the inside of his robot.
* Psych "OH SHI-" unhinges each door and telekinetically throws them at the robot, full force!
* Manic attempts to follow Nightingale into the tail hole. "Roger that. Coming for you, man!" he says to Psych.
* Jeremy_Nightshade launches a dark beam to a group of gears!
<Psych> Shit, there's a robot thing!
* Outside the puppy... Kaneo detects a faint heat source inside the tail! .... then the whole window slides down, revealing a familiar lady behind a control panel, Molly's ears perk up "Hey! You're penis-boy!"
<Kaneo> Oooooof course. -.-
* Outside the mechanizoid... Nightingale and Manic climb in the dog's tail hole... Gross! They enter into a wide room, with several turret-mounted laser guns on the walls and ceiling.... They start shooting.
<Kaneo> Stop this thing!
* Nightingale immediately flips backward, surprised at the amount there are... and throws a few feather-blades at whichever ones she can!
* Inside the puppy... The robot is blasted back approximately two feet from Psych's blast... then starts approaching again! Gasp! It seems to have some sort of telekinetic shielding! Direct attacks won't work! Humanoid arms launch from it to try and grapple Psych!
* Manic does his best to mentally convince the guns not to fire, but he never counts on this. He raises his left arm and uses a standard gun arm to attempt to shoot at one of the guns and damage it.
* Jeremy_Nightshade hopes that the dark beam can bring down some gears
* Jeremy.... Shatters some gears! Outside the puppy they see the giant robot topple over at the very moment it had regained it's feet! ... inside the robot, everyone feels like the room just flipped 90 degrees....
* Psych creates two projections of himself and each goes through a hallway. One through the one the robot came from, the other...a different one. And the original Psych (WOOT!) goes through the other.
* Nightingale is slammed against the nearby wall... and hopefully Manic doesn't fall on top of her!
* Molly, inside the tail, looks at Kaneo... "No! Master says, I gotta drive tail into the city, so we can steal the... uh.... the thing." nods her head. "Also you smell like potatoes.... Bad potatoes."
* Manic falls on top of Nightingale. "Arrrrrrgh."
* Kaneo has been having one hell of a bad week. *twitch* Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! He pounces at Molly, front claws outstretched to grab her and yank her out of the cockpit
<Nightingale> Get off! X_X
<Jeremy_Nightshade> COOL! *Grabs a detached gear and powering it with his Bloodforce, he launches it against a group of metal bars, hoping to detach some
* Inside the robot... Psych and the Psych projections go through some hallways! ... the internal robot apparently tracking on to the real Psyche somehow... perhaps he's the only one that gives off heat... and it gives chase with thumpy legs!
* Psych tries to bend the walls inward as he runs, hoping to slow down the robot...the projections disappear.
* Inside the robot.... Manic is able to disable or divert several of the turrets, while Nightingale's feathers bust up some too! and the whole robot toppling over seems to have screwed with the targeting system, so that by the time the robot finishes crashing, there's only three turrets left, and they seem to just be shooting at random...
* Inside the robot... Jeremy wrecks shit up! Gears smash, bars crack off the walls, and some lights flicker! Whatever this room does, it's not going to do it for long! .... then a loud buzzer sounds... an alarm of some kind?
<Jeremy_Nightshade> ...oh poop.
* Manic clears his throat and tries to get off of Robin, "Uh... hey there, baby. Sorry."
* Molly, is pounced! she is in her human form, and easily out-muscled by Kaneo's arms, but he has some trouble pulling her out, as she was wearing her seat-belt! ... giving her the extra time she needs to start her transformation to were-puppy form. "You smell like... MASHED TATERS!"
* Nightingale pushes Manic off, and gets up, dusting herself off... It's Nightingale. Lets take out these remaining turrets, and get going... -_-
<Manic> Hells YEAH hot stuff.
<Manic> Lets doooooo eeeeeeeet!
<Nightingale> ...perv.
* Nightingale takes darts a feathered blade at one turret, and aims for the other two, not exactly trusting Captain Motor-head for too much.
* The robot chasing Psych only seems to gain speed! the walls are quite heavy and resistant to the brain-tugging... and the robot's extendo arms keep getting closer, and closer, trying to nab Psych!
* Manic shoots his pulse cannon at the guns hoping the force is enough to wreck em!
* Jeremy_Nightshade tries to get outside from where he came from!
<Psych> AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Psych teleports 20 feet ahead, then phases through a wall!*
* Kaneo 's lower claw slashes at the seat belt while the upper claws try to lift her out of the cockpit and just hurl her off the snake-tail altogether. If he succeeds at this he will start to rip the steering controls to shreds
* Inside... Manic's pulse cannon wrecks some guns! Nightingale's blades do some good slicing too, and soon the room is completely gun-less, and there is nothing left in the room but a pair of doors....
* Inside... Jeremy flees from the room with the broken gears and sounding alarm! but as he runs, plates and panels open from all over the walls, ceiling, and floor, countless mechanical arms launching out to try and capture the boy-hero!
* Nightingale goes to retrieve her blades, and reloads them into their holsters behind her cape. She could use a wrist-dart mechanism... -_- Oh well. Silver Age aim for now. Split up?
* Manic grins, "Nah, let's stick together. You first!" He can look at your Butt sometimes that way.
* Inside... Psych phases through a wall, hearing a thump behind him, where the robot apparently crashed... and he finds himself inside.... a bathroom! Specifically, he has stepped into a shower, and it is on.... Wetness.
* Psych heads out of the showery bathroom. -.- Ugh. Manic, what's up?
<Nightingale> -_- You first.
* Molly is tossed from her tail-robot-snake-thing! "Aaaiiiieeeeee!" The sound of screeching metal comes from below as she digs her claws into the side of the vehicle to slow her descent, but is a good distance below Kaneo, allowing him plenty of time to rip up the controls.
* Jeremy_Nightshade tries to get them out of the way with dark beams! But if they are too many, he'll probably won't be able to get away
* Manic decides to go first then! He talks into his com-link, "Uh... stuff. Man where are you? This thing is big."
* Kaneo sets to laying waste to the control area of the cockpit. If it's shiny or protruding he's tearing it apart
<Psych> I'm like......in this bathroom....wet.... -.-; I just got chased by this robot...it's like....unstoppable.
* Jeremy blasts some arms with his dark beams and they shatter like metal arms being blasted with dark beams!... but there are too many of them, and he can't get away! a pair grabs his wrists, a pair grab his legs... and a fifth... a sneaky fifth arm... gets behind him... and SLAPS his backside!
* Nightingale marches behind, turning on the red lenses of her mask, which go to work looking for heat signatures, besides Manic, in front of her. She also has the night-vision on stand-by.
* Inside.... Psych can hear the robot thumping against the other side of the wall... it hasn't really stopped, but doesn't seem to be making progress.... As Psych goes for the exit he finds the door locked... FROM THE INSIDE! .... oh, and some strange purple gas starts to leak from the ceiling.
* Jeremy_Nightshade jerks the moment he feels the slap Yikes!
* Kaneo destroys the cockpit! the snake-puppy-tail-phallus screeches to a halt, only feet away from reaching the city and crashing into a skyscraper! Good save! .... he hears some growling as Molly leaps from behind!
* Psych passes out from the purple gas. Manic might hear a loud thud.
* Kaneo 's right upper and lower claws swing to smash her aside while his left claws propel him away from her
* Inside Nightingale and Manic begin advancing down one of the doors, the encounter a hallway... with more doors! No apparent heat signatures behind any of them, but everything is made from thick metal.... then a big view screen slides down, showing the silhouette of Dr Tacheon sitting in a big chair. "Well, well... if it isn't Manic and... hm.. Quail-girl?"
* Inside Jeremy hears a robotic voice "Intitate hero determent protocol XR-9" and that one mechanical arm swings back, and spanks again... and again... and again!
* Nightingale twitches, It's Nightingale, not Quailgirl, does this LOOK like a duck costume?
* Manic frowns darkly at the screen. "I don't think quals are ducks." He offers, helpfully.
* Jeremy_Nightshade starts squirming in an attempt to get away!
* Nightingale blinks, they aren't?
* Nightingale blushes, well... in any case, I'm sure there's a huge difference between a Nightingale and a Quail...
* Molly is knocked aside! scratching at Kaneo's arm as she is flung, bumping into the wall at the other side of the snake-tail control center room thing... "Bad smelly penis man! Molly gonna hurt you like a pickle in a dishwasher!"
* Manic has a Google screen in his helmet instead of something helpful like heat vision. "Uh Wikipedia says... its in the pheasant family..."
<Manic> Small, plump... terrestial birds...Seed eaters...
<Nightingale> ..........
<Nightingale> It is a literary statement!
<Nightingale> Haven't you ever read the Nightingale!?
* Manic is probably also texting. LOL. WUT R U Doin?
* The form on the viewscreen in front of Manic and Nightingale frowns... "Back to the point... no doubt you two have climbed up my tailhole to try and stop me from achieving my goals... First let me say that this is pointless and you have already lost. Second, let me offer to let you join me instead of fighting me, together we could be unstopable. Third, I shall laugh menicaly and say I already have your friends at my mercy."
<Kaneo> Oh why do I even bother with this -.-. Nevertheless he launches an assault on molly, right upper claw thrusting at the head and the left upper claw sweeping to strike her body. The lower claws keep him anchored to the ground
<Nightingale> Okay, sure we'll join you.
* Nightingale nudges Manic.
<Manic> Huh. The Japanese quail is kept for eggs...
* Manic looks up then, "Wait what?"
<Nightingale> We are joining TachEon, riiiight?
* Nightingale can't wink through a mask!
<Manic> What? WE are?
* Jeremy feels a tugging at his midsection, as he is pantsed by robot arms, leaving his bare bottom at the mercy of... robots. "Initating hero determent sequence KE-19"
<Manic> Seriously? Uh... ok.
* Nightingale pulls Manic close, 'seriously'
* Manic nods, thinking he gets her cunning plan! "Alright man! cool. Do we get paid? I Like money." He asks the Doctor.
* Dr TachEon hmmms... and folds his hands together in an evil contemplative way... "You say you will join me... Are you willing to prove your loyalty to me and my cause?"
* Nightingale shrugs. Well, I cannot be sure. I am talking to a monitor, and any video editor can make us see whatever we wish.
<Jeremy_Nightshade> Oh fuck...
* Molly is assaulted! she takes a few hits from the claws, but grunts through any pain she feels from the appendages striking her thick doggy hide... She lets out a roar, what's left of her clothes tearing even more, exposing enough to make her the wet dream of any teenage furry-lover boy! and she pounces, attempting to knock Kaneo over and subdue him with her bulk!
<Manic> Yeah... I notice I can't jam all your toys, man, so you must be good.
* The arms begin to assault Jeremy's backside! one at either side striking his buttocks like a metronome, left then right, left then right, in a tireless robotic spanking that may go on forever! or until he's rescued, or it'll probably get way worse... hard to tell.
<Jeremy_Nightshade> GET ME OUTTA HERE!
<Kaneo> ._. Kaneo is knocked down by her sudden rush, lower claws coming up to protect him from getting crushed beneath her bulk. The upper arms flail and snap at her, trying to teat them of their host
* @Dr TachEon frowns through the monitor.... "Are you willing to prove your loyalty to me, or are you going to delay and attempt treachery? I'm a very busy man, and don't have much time for the later."
<Manic> NO way man, if you can Jam my AMAZING powers... you must be good... But you gotta Leave Psych alone. HE's in my posse... the maniacs. Eff the rest of em."
* Nightingale sighs, this isn't going to work. She attempts to locate where the surveillance is...
* @Dr TachEon "Psych? Oh... is that what you call this one?" As if on cue, the video screen switches to show the current whereabouts of Psych... he is at the moment, strapped butt naked, blindfolded, tied with his hands above his head, facing a corner, and just beginning to regain consciousness.
* Manic says, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeeah. That's the guy."
* Psych groans. What....the....?
* Nightingale has creeped out of sight... Batman style, waaah, hi-yah!
* Molly growls as she leans in closer to Kaneo, her hot breath and warm drool dripping onto his face... she presses closer, tightening her grip, being menacing! Rawr!
<Manic> Can I have him back?
<Psych> What.....the fuck...? Why can't I see...?
* Kaneo 's upper claws seizes the back of her head, squeezing tightly and trying to pull it back at while the same time the other three claws band to together to try and pull her off. Kaneo...punches her in the face with his regular arms too. He has some decent muscle definition, but nothing super
* @Dr TachEon has not noticed Nightingale ninja away, since it was done Batman style. "No." he says through the view screen "I want to see how long this video will stay on YouTube... or this one..." switches to the scene of Jeremy, held by mechanical arms with his pants down getting his bare butt spanked.... "Or this one..." switches to another scene... ...Which shows Robin with heavy metal cuffs around her ankles, her tights pulled down in back enough that bare bottom is exposed, and nearby is very humanoid robot that looks rather similar to the Wizard of Oz's Tin-man.
* Robin is trying to figure out how she got all... here... and trapped... and... and.... its dark! Wah! She hates this!!!!
* Nightingale continues creeping away... and breaking Bat-man logic, begins to decide via Eni-Mini-mighty-moe... and picks the second choice of door.
* * Robin blinks. Lights just went on.
<Robin> W-where am---- hey! How'd I get stuck he--- my undi--- O_O!
<Robin> <<
<Robin> >>
<Robin> . . .
* Manic says, "Man... Dude, what do I care? leave em up. Just gimmie my guy back and we'll do whatever you need." He does, however ready to delete them feeling for the dignity of his fellow heroes.
<Robin> WAAAAAAH!
* Dr TachEon "Give yourselves up, and I will- ... the frick?" the monitor shows a door opening behind Dr. TachEon, and he turns to see Nightingale opening the 'moe' door. "Quailgirl!" slaps a button on the controls so that view screens pop up all over, each one showing the separate scenes, so everyone inside the robot will know exactly what humiliations are occurring to their fellow heroes.... unless they're blindfolded.
<Psych> Hey, let me go!
<Psych> What the fuck's going on here?!
* Manic growls and pulls off a gauntlet to try to push his bare hand against the metal of the robot so he's more likely to be able to influence the technology to shut down. If he can not manage it... he's gonna start smashin'!
* Jeremy_Nightshade sees a screen too...?
* Robin struggles in her chained... chains. She tries to walk even a little. Maybe with enough speed she can.. uh.... pull the chains out?! ;_;
* The mecho-hands continue to whallop Jeremy's backside! (who now has a screen in front of him as well) the camera's zooming in to show his reddening rump.... The Tinman-bot lifts up an object that looks mysteriously similiar to an old fashioned bath brush... taps it once against Robin's naked backside... then takes a hard swing! ...... Psych hears a whizzing sound.... while all watching on the screens see a small R2D2-looking robot, except it has all kinds of spikey and pointy bits pokeing out, and a few spinny bits too... probably a torture bot...
* Robin gives a mighty yelp!
<Robin> Awwwah! you *GOT* to be kiddin' me! What is WITH these super-villains?!?!
<Robin> LEMMMME GOOOOOO!
* Kaneo keeps on strugglin' with Molly, trying to throw her off and crush her skull at the same time.
* Nightingale sighs, she has to act.... and enters the door regardless!
* Psych starts building focus and tries to phase through the floor and the knot-rope.
* Molly growls in her mighty struggle with the multi-armed man! she straddles his hips and lifts up, raising both arms over her head and preparing for a final mighty strike! .... then she twitches... and finds herself shifting back into her human form... with torn clothing... blinks in confusion as she sits on Kaneo with her arms raised and her boobs out. "Why'd that happen?"
* Manic finds himself not able to stop the screens so he makes a growly noise and tries to get to wherever Nightingale has gotten off to.
* The torture-bot reaches Psych before he can get enough focus to do his phase-trick.... it's whirring little death-bits extend.... then suddenly retract... and in their place forms a bazillion feathers! coming out to tickle Psych's naked body from all sides!
<Kaneo> I dunno? Kaneo's claws...not nearly as prone to ceasing movement due to confusion, crack Molly across the back of the head, trying to knock her out
* Psych starts laughing uncontrollably, not enough focus to get an energy shield up. Hhahahahahaahahahaha! H-hey! Haha! S-stop it! Hahahahaha!
* The door was left ajar, so it isn't hard for Manic to appear behind Nightingale, and in front of the big bad mad scientist... "Damnit... I told Molly to lock the door! You two, get out so I can reset the security program." says with authority, as if he expects them to obey.
<Jeremy_Nightshade> You sick bastard...
<Nightingale> ...no?
* Robin feels the heavy brush stroke her backside, then lift, and swat down hard, again, and again, and again, the hard surface landing with such force that her butt will likely catch up to the red shade Jeremy's is already at.
<Manic> Hells no, Doctor Douchebag. We're here to Pimp Slap you into next Tuesday, Boo yaw.
<Nightingale> What on Earth did you just say?
* Manic raises the pulse cannon and sets it to ... I hope I don't impale you on a pole.
* Nightingale looks over to Manic, not up to 'beat' with his 'jive.'
* Robin tries to 'duck' the brush by falling to her knees - which doesn't work at all. Now she's just kicking her feet and trying to wriggle out of the way of-- OWWW! OWWWWWWIE! STOP IIIIIT!
* Jeremy heard the same robotic voice "Intitate verbal reprograming procedure." and finds a mechanical arm attempting to shove a bar of soap into his mouth while the hands behind continue to tirelessly spank away
<Psych> Hahahahahaha! Let me the hahahahahahaa! Fuck outta here! Hahahahahaha!
* Jeremy_Nightshade clenches his mouth tight! Which isn't easy with the robot hands spanking him
* The tickle-bot continues it's assault on Psyche! the feathers spreading, tracing and touching all over Psych's skin, keeping him perfectly distracted while a thin wooden rod extends from the side of the robot... and SWATS his naked backside, while the tickling continues...
<Psych> Owch! What the hell?! hahahhaha! What was that for?! HAHAHAHA!
* @Dr TachEon growls at his intruders "Get off my lawn you damn kids!" and presses a button on his chair! Instantly a trapdoor opens.... two feet to the left of Nightingale. "Aw damnit." then a Manic pulse strikes him flat in the chest, toppling him head over heels and back into his chair "OOF!"
* Molly... gets clocked in the head! her heavy breasts swaying almost hypnotically as she's tossed aside from the impact, not knocking her out, but dazing and leaving her helpless for a few good seconds.
* Manic says, "BirdChick!... Subdue this Jagoff while I try to shut this fucker down. I'm comin' for ya Psych!"
* Nightingale looks over at the trap door, and shrugs, approaching Tach-Eon with a set of handcuffs.
* Robin continues to wail and complain her head off. She's already sworn to tear the tin-thing limb-from-limb (in lady-like language, of course) and to *kick* this adorable puppy-thing to pieces if it doesn't stop. She's cranky.
* The arms are persistent on Jeremy, even a sturdy super-boy can't stand a twenty-minute long bare bottom spanking without opening his mouth!
* Kaneo takes this opportunity to leap off the disabled 'bot and start to haul ass over to the puppy thing...people haven't come out yet
* The tin-man thing continues to swat at Robin's bared backside! She isn't restrained that much, just the heavy chains keeping her ankles together and anchored to the floor, giving her plenty of room to wiggle and struggle through her spanking.... the recordings of which will provide Dr. Tacheon with great amusement later.
* Manic tries to jump to the controls and see if there's a manual shut off from here.
* Jeremy_Nightshade ends up opening his mouth and getting the soap shoved in! But still has the pride to give the finger to the arm
<Psych> When I get my hands on you, I'm denting your fuckin' skull in!
* Nightingale will proceed to restrain Tacheon's hands if all goes well.
* Robin can't take it anymore! ....and starts running in circles, as far as the chain will let her!
* The puppy itself has been laying on it's side, seeming quite disabled ever since Dr Tacheon got distracted and Jeremy destroyed more than a few of it's controls... Inside, Tacheon pulls himself to his feet, brushes himself off, and eyes Nightingale approaching with the restraints. "You aren't really going to try that on me, are you?"
* There also doesn't seem to be any "save all your friends" button on the controls... even with Manic's powers, he'll likely have to focus on one thing at a time, and expend a great deal of effort to save the day.
* Kaneo goes for the tail hole, as it's the largest one available and starts to seek out the other people, using smell to guide him
* The tickle-switch bot, tickles Psych, then switches his bottom! Over and over again, until a dozen thin stripes appear on his backside, and he's been tickled to an extreme degree of tickly-ness!
* Manic tries to focus. He has a little internal monologue "C'mon Jeff... fooocus... uh okay okay... save someone... uh... that poor kid's been suffering longest. Let's shut that down." he works on disabling the robot arms whupping poor Jer.
* Psych starts to tear up a bit from the damn tickly-ness! When I get my hands on you, you're fuckin' dead! >.<!
* The robot in Robin's chamber swats and swats and... misses... his target seems to be running in circles now... putting strain on the metal bonds... the robot gives some more swipes, trying to spank the moving target!
* Robin eeps! And squeaks!
<Robin> W-waah!
* Robin keeps hop-running! It seems to be bothering the robot! Yay!
* The robotic arms don't seem to react to being flipped off... they just continue to spank, and spank, with Dr. TachEon too distracted to work the controls, it seems to just repeat it's last order, over and over...
<Nightingale> ...No, you're right. She throws a sling at his ankles instead, meant to bind them together!
* ...Until the arms spanking Jeremy slow... Manic working his Manic powers... and then they seem to stop entirely... still gripping him in place, one mechanical hand stopped in mid-spank...
* Kaneo finds people?
* Manic works on Psych next. It's Maniac Loyalty.
* Jeremy_Nightshade spits the soap and proceeds to free himself now that it seems to have stopped.
* Nightinglae's sling slings around Dr. TachEon's legs! He looks down at it... stands still so as to not upset his balance, and pulls something off his belt that looks like a ray gun from a 1950's scifi movie "I have toys too little girl..." and points it at Nightingale!
* Kaneo.... finds people... no one closed the door, so he can sniff practically straight in to the boss fight room.
<Nightingale> o_O She backs up, preparing to draw a few bladed feathers and perform dodging acrobatic maneuvers!
* The mechanical arms easily break under Jeremy's awesome powers! except that one robot hand that has such a tight grip on his pants, any attempt to free them would probably just tear the fabric....
* Kaneo skitters into the room...probably looking quite alarming to someone who's never met him before. He takes one look at the situation and launches himself at the doctor, claws snapping furiously
* Psych hears the robot behind him slowing down... the tickles coming slower... the switch smacking against his bottom feels like little more than a tap.... and then it shuts down completely.... Now he's just tied up and blindfolded with no tickles or spanking...
* Manic gets distracted from his work, "KANEO! YEAH! Been looking for you!"
* Jeremy_Nightshade curses silently as he frees himself from the pants
* Psych starts building focus to phase through the knots again..
* @Dr TachEon takes aim at Nightingale.... when a ferocious multi-armed beast leaps at him! he fires the gun wildly! sending several sonic blasts towards Kaneo and Nightingale that sound like a high pitched scream and connect with the force of an average boxer's punch.
* The robot behind Psych beeps... what could the sound be... secondary power coming online? ... self-destruct? .... transform into self-replicating nano virus?!
* Nightingale is knocked backward, and staggers against a wall, rubbing her jaw... yea, that's bad luck for ya... OWW!! Kaneo!? Who the heck is Kaneo!?
* Robin grins. Its working! She's definitely getting smacked on the bum less! MWHAAH!
* Kaneo flies at TachEon, momentum carrying him past the pain of being hit like that. While he's moaning in pain at those strikes his claws attempt to knock the gun out of the doc's hand and pin him to the floor
* The Robin-attacking droid continues to swat, connecting now and then, but mostly missing her backside... and then something creaks... and snaps... the chains breaking... It's a rather small room, hopefully Robin has practiced stopping...
* Robin hasn't, of course. but that's the awesome thing about being Robin. the only thing that hurts when you crash into stuff is your pride!
<Robin> *whump* OWWW!
* Robin notes, also your bottom when you land on it!
* Manic pays attention to the controls again, trying to shut down the main source of power for this infernal puppy-bot!
* Jeremy_Nightshade goes out of the robot, covering his boyhood, hoping his cape is enough to cover his red, abused butt.
* Kaneo's aim is perfect! too bad the Doc is a heat-radiating hologram... Kaneo passes right through, with no indication of where those sonic shots actually came from! ... and then Dr. TachEon just seems to appear, perhaps from some cloaking technology... directly behind Nightingale... the sound of two snips, as he tries to catch Nightingale with a small tool designed specificly to cut the pants off of heroines.
<Kaneo> *thudthudTHUD!*
* Psych PHASES through the entire floor.
<Kaneo> Ow!
<Kaneo> Damnit.
* Robin rubs her butt for a bit, kicks the snot out of spanker-bot... vengefully picks up its brush-thing as an afterthought, and tries to find a likely route for escape!
* Manic is not paying any attention whatsoever to the fight. La la la! He's in UR Systems, messin' up UR stuffs.
<Nightingale> O_O
* Jeremy escapes from the robot! finding a topless Molly walking towards him, rubbing her head.... she spots the half-naked boy and giggles "Teacher teacher, I declare, I can see your bottom bare!"
* Nightingale blushes as her shorts fall right off... exposing autumn print panties... she immediately leaps forward and turns around... drawing three feathers, ready to throw them at Tacheon.
* The spankerbot... easily get's it's butt kicked by the supergirl... and is looted...
* Kaneo 's arms start to...chirp angrily as he rounds on the doctor and hurls himself at the doctor in a full on tackle
<Jeremy_Nightshade> Bite me.
* Robin adjusts her lightning-bolt unders, and tries to force open the door of this cell-thing.
* Psych keeps phasing through the puppy thing, looking for Manic.
* Jeremy_Nightshade goes look for another entrance to the puppy
* Dr TachEon "I must have those panties for my collection!" reaches out to disrobe Nightingale, when a Kaneo strikes him and he falls "Oof! ... Damnit! Security system ALPHA ZETA FOURTEEN DESTRUCT-O-KILL ENGAGE!" Lets out an evil maniacal laugh! ... but nothing happens.... then the lights go out... Manic found the off button. "Cripes."
<Nightingale> Wha!!!???!
* Nightingale eeps, and throws all five feathers to Dr Tacheon's feet!
* Molly, transforms into full quadrupedal doggy... scampers up behind Jeremy... and nips him right on the butt!
* Kaneo pins the doctor to the ground, one arm for each of the doc's limbs
<Jeremy_Nightshade> OW!!
* Jeremy_Nightshade got bitten on his sore butt! He's not happy! He lights a fire punch and strikes Molly with it!
* Manic cries out, "Boooooooo yawwwwww. Whose Da man? Manic's DA man... " He starts dancing.
* Manic starts up some celebratory techno music.
* Dr TachEon appears to be pinned, his legs stuck with feathers, his limbs held by Kaneo arms... he looks completely trapped and helpless, but one wouldn't know it by his smug grin. "Well... it seems you caught me... Now what?"
* Molly, gets swatted with a fire hand.... YELPS! and scampers away with a smoldering nose!
<Kaneo> "chirpchirpchiiiirpCHIRPchirpchirp" They suggest I remove an artery
* Robin.... forces the door open! Actually, it wasn't locked.... and she now finds herself in a hallway with doors... She can probably make her way to the rest of the group at top speeds... except there's no illumination except for the dull emergency lights...
* Jeremy_Nightshade looks for another entrance, entering the tail hole
* Psych finally reaches Manic and covers his manhood. -.-
* Manic pretends he's narrating his own scoring touchdown, "And Manic's in the endzone! Touchdown!" he does she sort of celebratory dance a football player might.
* Robin wishes this darn puppy was lit better.... and runs hurriedly down the hall to avoid detection/capture/find-people!
<Manic> Psych! You're okay! Dude, we need to find you some clothes.
* Dr TachEon continues to smirk "Oh yes mighty Kaneo... I'm know all about you... It's another two years yet before you turn homicidial. You're still just a child now."
<Kaneo> ...wh-what?
<Kaneo> You know about....these?
<Psych> Let's get outta here.
* Kaneo gestures to the claws.
<Manic> Actually we just need to get the eff out of here... Back to Maniac Mansion!
* Robin skids to a halt.
* Dr TachEon laughs! "I'm a time traveler, you insect! You're all history books to me. I know about you now, and everything that will happen to you, and your children! That's why you can never beat me! NEVER! Hahaha!" laughs! ... then has a tiny cough...
* Nightingale watches the scene... and contemplates covering her undies... X_X
<Nightingale> So... do I actually get better?
* Psych nods, then grabs Manic and starts phasing through all the walls and since he grabbed Manic, he's coming along for the ride. Hopefully.
* Robin finds herself looking at the back of a cackling nut-ball's head.
<Robin> << . . .
* Dr TachEon is technically still on the floor... with a Kaneo on him.
<Kaneo> We just DID Jackhole!
<Kaneo> What do you know about me...about THESE?
* Kaneo applies pressure
* Manic says, "WOAH didn't know you could do that... if you get me half froze in metal i'm gonna kick your ass though... you take the manic cycle... and uh... engage the cloaking divice... though i'm not sure it really works. I'll fly home... "
* Robin walks carefully closer to the pinned doc, close enough to be noticed - and stops rubbing her butt!
* Dr TachEon gives a slight wince.... "I'll tell you.... but let's make it interesting... see what happens if we speed up history just a little.... KILL NIGHTINGALE!"
* Psych gets on the Manic cycle as soon as they get out and leave Manic half froze in metal.... just kidding. Manic's not half frozen in metal. Psych engages the cloaking device and HELLZ YEA! It works! Then speeds off towards the Maniac Mansion.
<Kaneo> What?
<Nightingale> O_o Kill!?
<Nightingale> Advance history!? No, screw the future! She takes takes another backflip, and assumes her best martial stance!
<DrTachEon> It's not that far off... and I'd find it amusing to see what happens if she dies before that one ever has a chance to fall in love with her....
<Robin> >_>!
* Kaneo applies more pressure to the wrist, effectively cutting off circulation
<Nightingale> O_o Okay now she's interested... Go on... talk... slowly...
* Robin ....kicks the doc in the head!
<Kaneo> Stop screwing with us jackass
* Kaneo is twitching!
* DrTachEon "Screwing? Oh... well, maybe you're better off not knowing..." knows much.... or is maybe just stalling? A border collie comes rushing into the room, stopping right beside Robin and letting out a loud howl!
* Robin jumps!
<Robin> >> . . .
<Robin> Doggy?
<Kaneo> TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW OR I'LL RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!!!!!
<Kaneo> WHAT ARE THESE?!?!?!
<Kaneo> WHERE ARE MY GODDAMN PARENTS?!?!
<Kaneo> TELL ME!
<Nightingale> ...
* Nightingale takes out a smoke bomb, and throws it! She goes to grab Robin and runs like hell leaving Tacheon in the ruined facility!
<Robin> O_O! -Waaah!-
* Robin is grabbed, and helps Nightingale by speedin' 'em both up!
* DrTachEon "If you really want to know.... You know where to find me. MOLLY!" The dog leaps forward, biting the waist of Nightingale's panties and tugging them down Coppertone girl style as she attempts the escape.... but there isn't enough time to complete her task as the teleporter locks on... Dr Tacheon and Molly disappear!
<Kaneo> RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!
* Nightingale and Robin speed off to the city and out of the scene!
* Kaneo screams...his claws start ripping everything apart within reach!

Afterward, Kaneo continues to rampage, only to be consoled by Jeremy who stayed behind for just that reason. Invited to the Agency, Kaneo was eventually left to his own devices by a contemplative Jeremy Nightshade.

Lakot needs to post this other part.