Heavenly Fathers and Earthly Daddies { W1nchester

[KingCrowley]

"Oh hey, hey, shhhh, shhhh, don't freak out." Peter said gently, as if talking to a baby who'd just woke up from a nightmare. "I mean, the drug I gave you is kind of ...well temperamental, I don't want you pissing yourself on my couch, at least not until I get a pull up on you." he cooed. "Oh right, right...context?" he pulled back, smiling very sickly.

"Remember me? The big scary werewolf guy?" Peter asked and smiled, "Well, I've had my eye on you for quite some time." he started easing off poor confused Stile's jeans. "No, no, shhh, no it's okay, let Daddy take care of these silly jeans, babies like you shouldn't be wearing such tight fitted clothes." he hummed.

"Oh right, well you're my baby now. I drugged your morning coffee at the donut place and took you home. Don't bother trying to escape, there's no water or phones for miles." he beamed. "Okay now lay back, put your legs up in the air so I can put your pull up on."

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Lucifer was pissed off. He was stuck on earth in a child of thirteen's vessel with the human vessel of the almighty heavenly Father. God had thought that being a good, responsible dad to Luci might curb his naughty ways and get him to stop torturing humans and all.

Which Lucifer didn't mind all that much but he HATED it when God was busy with the new baby, giving the humans all his attention and everything, it was so stupid. Why did God care so much about these pathetic beings?

He walked outside of their remote farmhouse and huffed, stretching out his golden wings. He thought it was high time he gave the new baby some attention of his own. He flew off all the way to Jerusalem and started casting blindness and leprosy onto unsuspecting humans, for no good reason.

"Stupid pathetic humans." Lucifer sniffed, smirking at their agony and torture.

[W1nchester]

Even though Peter gently told him to not freak out--he was most definitely freaking out. His entire body felt heavy, his limbs were mead of lead. He could barely move his lips to groan. He whimpered as Peter came over to him, leaning and looming, talking to him. "Whhh?" He tried to ask, before starting to panic, chest constricting as Peter started to take off his jeans. He only barely heard what the werewolf said, Stiles squirming and trying to swing at him.

"No..." He whispered, trying to shove Peter away from him, gasping as he felt his jeans sliding off his legs. "Pe-Pet...er..." He groaned, furrowing his brow as he was ordered to put his legs up in the air so the werewolf could put his pull up on. As his blood pumped faster, the drug started to wear off faster as well. Stiles tried to kick his legs up, not to help Peter, but rather to kick him. "Go 'way!" He tried to snap, sounding weak.

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It was true that God often found himself busy with his newest creation; humanity. He wanted to coddle them, discipline them, give them free will but helped shape their lives through faith and humbleness. He never once tried to ignore Lucifer, however, or make him feel lesser than the humans. It was simply that they required more attention. However, Lucifer didn't like that, and in a sort of rebellion he went off to show Jerusalem some of his own "attention." When God discovered what his naughty boy was doing, he summoned a storm over the town, thunder crashing, lightning striking.

He arrived with a flash of lightning, appearing by Lucifer. "What exactly are you doing?" He demanded to know, voice loud, crashing with the thunder.

[KingCrowley]

"Well it looks like a certain little baby could use a nap huh?" Peter asked when Stiles weakly aimed a hit at him, it didn't really go his way and he ended up putting his legs up into the perfect diapering position, maybe not for pull ups but it had the desired effect. "What a good baby, lifting those legs up for Daddy." he praised, grabbing his face and giving his chubby cheek a little tug of affection.

Peter eased off Stiles' boxers and threw them aside, "There we, go oh dear..." he paused and tilted his head. "Wait here." he said, knowing Stiles wouldn't be able to stand up from the effect of the drug yet. Peter returned with some shaving cream and a razor. "Babies don't have all this hair on their legs and...little bits." he tutted, rubbing the cream all over his lower body.

"Let's get you baby smooth huh?" he smiled, bringing the razor to his leg hair firstly.


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Lucifer knew God wasn't purposely ignoring him, he didn't blame Daddy of course, he blamed all the stupid humans who weren't worth his Daddy's time! He disappeared to Jerusalem and hid his wings before using his dark power to conjure up illness on the humans. He cackled wickedly as the newly blind stumbled around and the leprosy contaminated sobbed and begged for the Lord God to save them.

"How path-" he looked up when the sky grew dark and stormy and he suddenly felt a tingling in his bottom. Uh oh.

He jumped when God himself appeared beside him and demanded to know what he was doing. "Oh um...just teaching the humans about pain and suffering, you know like...the hardships caused by Eve's decision to eat the apple."

Which had been HIS fault of course.

[W1nchester]

"Don't... to...touch me." Stiles groaned when Peter gave his cheek a little tug, the boy squirming, trying to roll over to get up. Peter pulled off his boxers as well and Stiles started to panic more. "N-No!" He pleaded, still not sure of Peter's intentions. He was told to wait there and he tried to roll over, get up and move, but he couldn't. Soon, Peter came back and cold cream was applied to his lower body.

"Stop... Stop!" Stiles breathed, trying to kick his legs. "Get off 'f mmmee!" He mumbled, trying to violently kick around.

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God rose a brow as Lucifer jumped at his appearance, whirling around and stammering out a pathetic excuse as to why he was torturing the poor humans. He stared as the kid as he related it back to Eve, something had been punished for beforehand.

"Is this truly necessary, my child?" He scoffed, shaking his head. "Striking this city with blindness and leprosy? It seems to me you're throwing a tantrum." He replied. "You're upset, you only act like this when you are upset. You make foolish, often harmful decisions. So tell me, my son, why are you truly acting like this?"

[KingCrowley]

Peter didn't have a lot of patience, and it ran out when Stiles kicked his legs violently. He put the razor down and yanked the boy's legs up with so much force that his whole body left the couch for a moment. "Now, now, naughty baby, that's enough." he scolded, whapping his hand down twice on his left cheek and twice on his right cheek, he didn't stop there, he smacked all the way up his thighs to the backs of his knees and back toward the bottom.

"Daddy could have cut you with the razor you silly baby." he tutted, "Now say sorry to Daddy."

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Lucifer was not going to forget the punishment he got for tricking Eve any time soon, he got a whole week of bed time spankings with Daddy's spanking switch and it was very painful. He looked up at God when he questioned his behaviour, saying he was throwing a temper tantrum and he asked him why he was truly doing this.

"Because I hate the humans, they always take away your attention!" Lucifer huffed, stomping his foot. "You're always so busy with them and not me, I hate them!"