Hi everyone,
I'm back-ish. It's been a long year with an even longer divorce and I finally have time to pursue hobbies again. You may recall that I had a Twine game in the works, Bluebell Estate. Unfortunately I've forgotten what little coding I gleaned while working on that game. I will be working on it again, but slower.
I had a new concept for a game that I wanted to put out into the universe just in case there's a bored programmer out there. I simply do not have the skill to code this.
Title: Tic Whack Toe
To Win: Similar to Tic Tac Toe, get three boxes in a row vertically, horizontally, or diagonally...with your ass as un-spanked as possible!
To Play:
For ease of explanation, I will use decks of cards.
Implement deck: contains various implements. Can be sub-categorized into leather, wooden, pervertables, etc.
Number of strokes: contains cards with a number on each. Let's go with 1-9 for example.
A typical tic tac toe grid is between the players, and labeled like a chessboard:
A1 B1 C1
A2 B2 C2
A3 B3 C3
Randomize who goes first.
Cards are dealt face-down to both players. Player1 will end up with 5 implement cards and 4 stroke cards. Player2 will end up with 4 implement cards and 5 stroke cards.
Players look at their hand without revealing.
Beginning with Player1, players take turns placing an implement card, face down, on each square. In this example, Player1 puts a hairbrush on B2. Player2 can put an implement card on any other square, except B2. Continue until all nine squares have an implement.
Then, beginning with Player2 this time, players take turns to place a stroke card, face down, on each square. In this example Player2 puts a 9 on B2, however they could pick any square. Player1 can put a stroke card on any other square except B2. Continue until all nine squares have a stroke card.
At this point all squares should have one implement card and one stroke card, all face down.
Player1 goes first, and chooses a square. Player1 takes the cards on that square and marks an X. In this example, Player1 chooses B2 which is 9 swats with the hairbrush and receives that spanking from Player2. If Player1 can take all the swats, they can put an X on that square, B2. If Player1 can't take the swats, then Player2 gets to mark the B2 square with an O.
Repeat until a win or a draw. In a win, the losing player gets a spanking by the winner, winner's choice of implement and stroke card. Winner may choose any card in either hand. In a draw, Player1 gets a randomized spanking from the cards that Player2 received, by Player2. And Player2 gets a randomized spanking from the cards that Player1 received, by Player1.
With someone else coding this would go (hopefully) faster, and I could stick to writing the spanking and flavor text. If possible, I would like a computer player (basically a selection of randomized choices, excluding what the human player already picked). There are many possible extensions such as a dom vs sub, only wooden implements, only leather implements, or entirely customized implements. Also, best out of three games, or bonus cards like +2 swats, over panties, bare bottom, -2 swats, or (insert Jeopardy theme) THE DAILY DOUBLE! Lol!!! Could even include cards for positions, or other variables.
Like I said...I want to write this game, but I do not possess the programming knowledge. I do not have the time or interest in learning this level of code at the moment. If this is something you'd be interested in, please comment! If you'd like to collaborate, I'd love to hear from you.
Thanks, and may you get all the spankings you need/want/deserve
Tic Whack Toe - game concept/collaboration
