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**Cross-chan** · March 15th, 2009, 11:48 PM

Tenchu 4

Onikage: Your hypocrisy makes me sick. I have so much hatred I don't know what to do with it all. But I'm certain about one thing... I am going to relish making you suffer for the rest of eternity!

Rikimaru: Are you finished? Save your speeches for Hell! I'll make an exception for you. Onikage... I'm not killing you for some 'just cause'… I'm doing it because I want to. I'll gladly have your blood on my hands.

***

2x2 Shinobuden:

Commentator One: Onsakamaru has blinded the umpire! What an unexpected strategy!

Onsakamaru [straining a female voice]: Sasuke! I found naughty magazines under your bed again! You're such a horrible boy to upset your poor mother like this!

Sasuke: Mother? Is that you? They aren't mine, Mom! ...But ah... I-I'm playing with my friends, now...!

Commentator Two: Well, this is certainly an embarrassing moment for him. The umpire appears to be panicking!

Sasuke: Nooo... they're not mine! I don't know about them, I don't like them! Th-they're Tou-chan's! Tou-chan's, I promise!

***
Azumanga Daioh

Kimura-sensei: 'Cause I like high-school girls!

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DevilMan Lady

Jun: I am the Devil! And I will rise from Hell time and time again!

***

Soul Eater

Justin Law: I can read your lips. Such naughty words. Bad child.

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One Piece

Zoro: If you die, I'll kill you!

**Cross-chan** · March 18th, 2009, 09:59 AM

More Tenchu 4, simply because Princess Kiku is so darned awesome. .__. And easily the best girl in the game.

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Kiku: Rikimaru... this may be the last time for me to be a Princess. Everything could turn sour if we act hastily… so I ask you to calm yourself.

Rikimaru: H... ugh... ! [Blade hand trembles. Lowers weapon.]

Onikage: Yeah, that’s a good boy. Rikimaru, you think how you can save her. Nah. You just try to keep your situation in order; to remain stable. Heh, the princess’s life will end right now!

Ayame: Don’t talk shit!!

Kiku: ...There are so many people who have died for me as a warrior. It’s going to be sad for their sacrifice if I am taken by the enemy blade… As a princess… I will sacrifice myself for them. Their honour. Forgive me, but… I must ask yet more of you, as my guardian and protector. I order you to kill me so that I can die as an honorable princess... Rikimaru…

Rikimaru: …

Kiku: Sa…come. Just do it.

Ayame: Don't do it... Please don’t do it, Rikimaru!

bonjob · March 25th, 2009, 10:27 PM

"Ever since i met you, I feel like.. I have lived to meet you".
-this one's from the anime - Bokura Ga Ita.

it's a romantic drama genre so if you want to cry,
better watch this anime.

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FASHION here.*FASHION everywhere.

**Gure-sensei** · June 2nd, 2009, 03:16 AM

i lol'd at that too XD

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cross-chan

'Kinnikuman' -

Robin-Mask: If this is all that will wake him... then so be it! [cracks whip against ground]
Suguru: WHAAA! [Clings to Terry] Robin-kun, you should TELL us when you're gonna use that! Neee?
Terry: X|

'Naruto Shippuden'-

Uzumaki Naruto: Hidden taijutsu technique...!
Hatake Kakashi: O-oh?! o_o
Uzumaki Naruto: Sennen Goroshi!!
Hatake Kakashi: Oooaaah! O_O! [Leaps for cover]
Uzumaki Naruto: Damn it! I missed!
Hatake Kakashi: [From a safe distance] That was dangerous, too. In a different way!

'Tenchu: Wrath of Heaven' -

Adviser Nasu [while blindfolded, believing Rikimaru to be his 'fun' for the night]: Oh! My, my, you certainly are a BIG girl! [Continues to feel] Your clothing is a little different, heheh...! [pat, pat] Relax, you're so tense..now, let's see what we have here... [Feels down to Rikimaru's crotch] !!! What the--?!

[This was funny simply because of Rikimaru's stoic expression as Nasu proceeds to feel him up. >_> He's a lonely ninja, I guess]

'Furi Kuri' –

[Ninamori watches Canti eat quietly]
Ninamori: What is it?
Kamon Nandaba: That's just our TV.
[Canti gets up to take his plate into the kitchen]
Ninamori: Then why is it walking?
Kamon Nandaba: Ahhh, have you ever heard of a TV-Walkman?
Ninamori: By Sony? ...It just ate some curry!!

**Shadow Master's Penalty** · June 2nd, 2009, 01:53 PM

LMAO!!!! YES! YYH FTW! Actually, Yusuke has a /ton/ of awesome lines. So does dub!Kaiba (YGO) for that matter, though I can't think of any right now. TT~TT I don't care how people knock dubs - some of them have some of the BEST one-liners.

I just wish I could remember any for this thread. ARGH!

Hugs and spanks!
SMP

Use every man after his desert, and who should ‘scape whipping?
- William Shakespeare (Hamlet, II.ii)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huyana

ROFL @ 'It's over 9000!', NanaimoAnimeFan! I LOVED that!

Hmm, best quotes? I'll put my favorite comedy ones first. =]

Yuu Yuu Hakusho:

"Yusuke Urameshi. Age 14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through a big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance until he was EATEN BY A FISH! That's right! NO heroic death! No fighting evil villans! FISH FOOD!" - Yusuke Urameshi |Greatest Yusuke Quote EVER. Even if it IS dubbed.|

That's actually all I can think of for right now. I would put my favorite seductive quotes. But then again.

I'll keep those to myself...

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Here's one of my favorites (among those I can think of right now T~T)

"Yu-Gi-Oh!" - happens a few different times in the series and in "Pyramid of Light" as one character is being chased and passes another who asks what's going on: "Talk later, RUN NOW!!!"

**spankhappyvampire** · June 10th, 2009, 08:52 PM

Lets see...

1) One Piece, pre exicution attemp.
Buggy-WHY THE HELL ARENT YOU SAYING ANYTHING!
luffy-Now what was it again...Boggy, Boogy, its not Buhii...A HA! Buffoon!
Buggy-BUFFOON WATCH YOUR MOUTH, YOUR AS CHEEKY AS EVER YOU LITTLE BASTARD!

2 Bleach, Kariya vs Uryu
Kariya-I'm perfectly sane, its the world thats gone crazy! *crazy laughter*

3) Evangelion, Shinji and Kowaru shower scene (BEST EVER!)
Shinji-Well, I'm gonna go to bed
Kowaru-With me?
Shinji-nyeh!

4) Bleach, Yumchica vs Charlotte
Charlotte-Beautiful Charlotte Cuuhlhourne's Final Holy Wonderful...
Yumchica-*take a guard for big attack*
Charlotte-Pretty Super Magnum Sexy Sexy Glamorous Cero!
Yumchica-THATS A NORMAL CERO!
BOOM

5, and best) Bleach, Hisagi vs Findor
Hisagi-Scared?
Findor-Hell no!
Hisagi-Really? I am

**nightbladered** · August 8th, 2009, 09:04 PM

Lone Wolf And Cub
Volume 13

"No it can't be! Not the Dochu Bugyo"(I think that means some sort of special assassin but I am not sure, anyway it refers to the assassin known as the lone wolf). "Not right here where everyone can see him..... And...hes even got his child with me."

A group of warriors face down the lone wolf and his cub

"Stand back"

"Insolent Cur!"

"Assassin! Lone Wolf and cub. I take your life"

Much fighting ensures.

"My...my..god....incredable"

More men come to join the battle

"Go-You..your under arrest"

The lone wolf kills the man he said that. The others react.

"Why you..."

"Cut him down"

More much fighting happens then the village leader catches the lone wolf with acopper nosse around his neck.

"Come peaceful, I am taking you in. You can't cut my copper wire."

The lone wolf with a shrug reaches over his shoulder and cuts it anyway.

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DBZ
Buu Saga

"What you can't even beat a piece of candy Buu?"(Vegeto after kicking the crap out of Buu while turned into a candy.)