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**arkham-insanity** · June 29th, 2008, 02:02 AM

Ok, if your like me, now alone in this world with out some one to spank me before tucking me into bed..somtimes as I lie there in the dark I am wishing to fall asleep with that "Freshly Spanked Feeling"
you lay there thinking....I refuse to spank myself...besides its wont be the same...and on top of that what if someone hears me! *blushes under sheets*

Well children...I have found the answere.

Its a wonderfully simple process requiring one simple item.....Sandpaper.

For best result glue a piece of sandpaper to a flat piece of wood...*I used a paddle...for symbolism*

then bare your bottom and quickly scrub the sandpaper over your bottom...10 times....it wont feel like much at first...but just wait..and suddenly your bottom will blossom into a stinging delight that last a surprisingly long time...plenty of time for you to fall asleep with a burning bottom to add to your spanking dreams!

I do caution not to over scrub....since the feeling seemed to take a minuet to kick in I scrubbed by poor bottom with the sandpaper probly over 30 strokes....results...I have truly been unable to sit for a full 24 hours!!!!!!....not that I minded much...thankfully I dont have work or school so I could lay around the house...feeling continually like I had just recived a sever belt thrashing.

Just another do-it-yourself spanking with the effects of a real one.

If anyone has tried this...let me know how it went for you!

**NanaimoAnimeFan** · June 29th, 2008, 05:09 AM

This sounds kind of neat. I have a question though. What kind of sandpaper did you use? Was is fine, coarse, medium....? Heh, at least this way no one will hear you, and it's alot faster than a spanking too.

**arkham-insanity** · June 29th, 2008, 05:19 AM

Yes, it was medium, I got it for a dollar at the dollar store..so its very cheap too!
its surprising how real it feels after...I had been wanting to experiment with this for a while, and was shocked at its effectivness..its quiet, discreet...and oh so burning!..if you have a good imagination you can lay there with your stinging bottom and just imagine that you have been spanked hard and have been sent to bed early...its truly fullfilling...if your looking for the sensation!

**ria of the woodlands** · June 30th, 2008, 03:20 AM

Wow, that sounds interesting! I never would have thought of it. I will have to try it sometime.

June 30th, 2008, 07:16 AM

Well I was bored enough to try this, and yeah, it does work... surprisingly well after just ten "strokes".

And DAMN, dude, over 30? You must have been in a world of pain.

**Lady_Tsunade_Senjou** · July 1st, 2008, 05:52 AM

Wow you got all sorts of creative lol.. I love it-- it sounds awesome-- I think I'll try that on Kouga-- afte rhe's asleep.

**arkham-insanity** · July 1st, 2008, 11:41 PM

Gypsy: without you around...I have HAD to get creative!!....oh yeah and Kouga wont be asleep for long after you do THAT!

Person77: DUDE it took me 3 days to be able to sit down with out screaming in pain!
You wouldnt think it would do that much especially after just a few runs but the effects are truly shocking!!

**AnimeFan23** · July 2nd, 2008, 01:37 AM

ooohh I want to try that so I just need to buy some sand paper, Oh wait I don't have an implement Arkham did you make or buy your paddle? If you bought it where?

**Sephy J Maxwell** · July 2nd, 2008, 09:50 AM

This title made me laugh--it made me think of a commercial. And you know, I really have to ask you... Where did you think of that!? Luckily, or sadly depending on how you see it, I am a spanker, so I don't have to worry about wanting to receive one. But I tell you there are days I go crazy wanting to spank someone. What do I do, huh? XD I know, you're thinking 'Shut up, it's not the same!' and you're right lol (I have someone I can spank anyway, and if anyone lived close enough I'd be more than happy to lend a hand.) Yes, I know that was a bad one.

**arkham-insanity** · July 2nd, 2008, 10:14 PM

Animefan: I actually got my paddle from a craft store...but any flat piece of wood would work....its just for visual stimulation to see the object paddle shaped

Sephy: I actually came up with the idea when I was look at some crops online that came with a piece of sand paper on the flapper part..they said it really added an extra sting...then that got me thinking

OH and I have a solution for you TOO!.......its actually soemthing me and my cousins used to do when we were kids...
Get two pink water balloons.....fill them up with warm water...*not too full* put them in a pair of panties and set it on your lap....you can now spank and the two little balloons reciveing that satisfying smack sound...and the jiggle and give will feel like a real chubby little bottom!