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"It's preposterous!" cried Cyril. ''I never heard such rot. Let's just slip off and get married quietly and send her a picture postcard from Venice or somewhere, with a cross and a 'This is our room. Wish you were with us' on it."
The girl shuddered.
"She would be with us," she said. "You don't know Mother. The moment she got that picture postcard, she would come over to wherever we were and put you across her knee and spank you with a hairbrush. I don't think I could ever feel the same toward you if I saw you lying across Mother's knee, being spanked with a hairbrush. It would spoil the honeymoon."
--from "Strychnine in the Soup" by P.G. Wodehouse
Fixed the size issue. The mom's still supposed to be a lot bigger than the young man. Still no color.
And I've chosen to imply that the young lady is having a different reaction to seeing this than she expected to. I predict a very happy marriage for them.
Muuuch better. Now what we need is something with Jeeves and Wooster. He wrote enough stories about the two, I'd imagine there might be something about spanking somewhere. :P<br>
w00ters: That's right, she's a protective and, in Wodehouse's word, "formidable" mother with little patience for surprise elopements.<br><br>And Samiel, I've thought about a Jeeves/Wooster picture often, but there's a problem. On the one hand, Jeeves clearly has an emotional attachment to obeying orders from that complete ass Bertie, but on the other hand, Bertie Wooster needs a spanking worse than anyone in the world. So I just don't know who's spanking who.<br>
LOVE the girl's reaction ("Oh my!" indeed!) and his look of panic (with the neat touch of his grabbing the seat cushion in pain). And since I'm a *major* hairbrush fan (well, sorta... ) it's an extra hot button for me in having it both 'star' in the picture and be twice referred to, too!
And since I'm a *major* hairbrush fan (well, sorta... 
) it's an extra hot button for me in having it both 'star' in the picture and be twice referred to, too!
