Androids and Agents { Angelofhumor

[KingCrowley]

Dean nodded to show he was listening, "Very well, then I'll make an attempt at understanding and recognising sarcasm in the future." he told his partner and then went on to explain he could purchase a female android for a few hours at a local strip club if he desired, but it seemed the man wasn't interested in having sex with a computer, "Interesting comparison, but androids aren't the same as computers, Agent. We have thoughts and conclusions, we move and speak---a computer is a square device that--" he stopped when the man gave him a look as if to say 'shut up before I shoot you'.

Instead, Dean went over the papers and quickly pointed out the mistakes. He glanced up when Zac got annoyed and told him there were none. "There are many." he corrected, "And some of them concern your grammar and one instance of a misspelled word." he pointed out, "But that's not important. What is important is that you didn't take into account the type of paper used to make the forgeries, or the penmanship."

[Angelofhumor16]

Zac mumbled to himself. Thanking whatever god was listening when Dean said he'd try to understand and recognize sarcasm on the future. Good, because this literal mindedness was starting to drive him crazy. Though it seemed he got his hopes up, because then Dean quickly strated to explain how androids were different from comparisons.

Though, a quick glare from him and Dean immediately went quiet. Which Zac saw as a victory. Unfortunately his triumph was short lived when the android started pointing out mistakes he made. A lot of mistakes.

"Grammar? Look this is stuff about forgeries not a English paper I don't give a damn about missing commas, apostrophes or whether I spelled something incorrect.." He said, though even as he said this he was quickly fishing a pen out of his desk drawer to underline and cor rect said mistakes. Only growing more upset when he was told how he needed to take in account thr penmanship used and the paper.

"Android you'd better stop correcting me okay? I've been on this for days and im.already plenty frustrated so I suggest you don't make me add that pain feeling future quicker.."

[KingCrowley]

"Well it wasn't commas or apostrophes that you missed it was--" Dean stopped in his tracks when he saw Zac quickly losing his patience. "Never mind." he said quickly and scanned over the man's writing, it was a little hard to read because his handwriting was rather messy and scrawled---though charming in it's own way really. The Android looked up to attention when Zac told him he had better stop correcting him because he was frustrated and then he threatened to add the pain program sooner rather than later.

"Understood." he answered and continued glancing over the papers. He listened as the man explained he'd been trying to find leads on this for months but he'd come up short. Dean took a look at the forged painting and after about three seconds, he cut Zac off from talking about where he thought the suspect came from and showed the man the art.

"The man you're looking for is Gregory Steele." he said simply and pointed to two small marks in the actual painting, resembling a 'G' and an 'S'.

"That---was not difficult to find, Agent. Perhaps you should pay more attention to the finer details."

[Angelofhumor16]

Zac was growing more frust rated with his new partner by the minute. Oh, why couldn't his partner be a human? At least they wouldn't be this irritating or literal minded. He shook his head, and to take his mind off things he tried to talk about what leads he had, but he was cut off once again by Dean.

Now, usually if someone had helped him with something he'd be happy, but not this time. He was pissed. He'd been at this for a month and Dean had figured it out in three seconds!? And now he was telling him to pay attention

"I looked it over a dozen times damn it!" He cursed, snatching what Dean was holding, looking it over and, growling in anger with himself when, as if fate was being cruel to him, finally noticed the G and S,"Pay attention? I'm a human you just got that because your a nachine." He said. Then, reached into his desk to get some pills for his increasing headache.

[KingCrowley]

Of course, Dean wasn't trying to piss Zac off, he was just trying to be helpful as it was in his program. He looked back at his partner when he said that he had looked the art over a dozen times and then he pointed out that he only noticed it because he was a machine. "Agent, I thought you'd be pleased, you now know who to arrest, and you can prove to your boss that you're not incapable." he said and looked at the art again, "I would have taken longer to find the initials had you not circled that entire area around it first hand, it seemed you knew something was amiss, it just helps to have enhanced vision." he explained, trying to be assuring.

"We really do make a great team!" he beamed and closed the file for the time being before standing, "Shall we go and make the arrest, agent?"

[Angelofhumor16]

"I am happy about us finding out who to arrest." Zac said, for the first time not using a snappy attitude, and shaking his head when Dean said he'd proven to his boss he was not incapable,"Clearly I am if a case I've been working on for months was so easily solved by you. Won't be long before--" He began, but cut himself off. Deciding he was revealing way too many insecurities, he didn't think Dean would understand them anyway, so he didn't talk anymore about it.

Instead, he stood, almost at the same as Dean, and nodded,"Yes, but not right away. This man is smart and a smart criminal is a dangerous criminal. We will drive there, and after making sure he's there and has no one else with him we will call for reinforcements."

[KingCrowley]

"You are human, so it's only natural you wouldn't take in every little detail an android would." Dean answered simply and stood, looking right at his partner when he told him that they weren't going to do this right away because a smart criminal was a dangerous criminal. "Very well, if that is the approach you would like to take." he answered with a nod. However too much time passed for Dean to really tolerate and when Zac decided to head to the canteen for lunch, the android sneaked out of the building and used his tracker and location software to find this man.

After walking for twenty minutes, Dean found an abandoned warehouse by the docks, and his information told him the man would be inside. Dean slid inside through the back door and slowly walked toward a wall. He hid behind it and peered around. There was a group of men all gathered around a printer, making copies of the same forgery back in Zac's office.

Dean closed his eyes, sending a text to Zac's phone saying,

"I am looking at the forgery artist now, and I will make the arrest." before stepping out and narrowing his eyes.

"You are under arrest Gregory Hart." he said firmly.

[Angelofhumor16]

"Yeah, I know." Zac replied, and that was exactly what he was afraid of. With how good this android was, how long would it be before it took his job? With that in mind he thought it wouldn't be long before he needed another cigarette break,"Yes, that's exactly the approach I want to take." He said.

He left about five minutes later for a lunch break. The Pepsi and BLT sandwich taking his mind off everything. That is until his phone bipped, and he took a look at the text. His eyes going wide. He nearly choked on his sandwich, hurriedly he took a few more bites, not being one to waste. Then, he tossed his stuff in the trash, snatched his gun, and hurried out..


Gregory and his men weren't going to come quietly. Just as Zac predicted they were dangerous. The leader stood from his table so fast his chair toppled over and he whipped out a pistol.

"Not gonna happen you hunk of metal!" He yelled, before opening fire, and his men, who were carrying other kinds of guns. One being an assault rifle, opened fire at the android.

[KingCrowley]

Dean held up his hands slowly when Gregory held a pistol out on him and told him that it wasn't going to happen. Androids didn't feel pain (unless programmed to by their owners) but he could get seriously damaged when it came to bullets. "There's no need for violence Mr--ungh." he felt himself jolt backwards as a bullet shot right through him. It didn't hurt but the damage done was about $1,000 in repairs. Blue blood (Thirium) started pouring from his shoulder blade down his suit. Dean didn't wait for another shot to be fired, he jumped and rolled out of the way before the assault rifle could snag him.

He hid behind a few shipping crates and using his system, he caused the entire building to black out, it was dark as hell, but of course Dean could see. The android moved from his hiding place and sneaked around the confused and disoriented men. He managed to disarm them both and then hold the guns pointed at them.

"Like I said; You're under arrest."

Fuckin' hell it's dark as fuck! Came a familiar voice and Dean smiled.

"Hello agent Roberts. One moment." he blinked and all the lights flickered on again, to reveal Dean holding both men in a lock, "Do you have handcuffs?"

[Angelofhumor16]

Zac hurried as fast as he could to where he knew the forgery artist would be located. Hoping he wasn't too late. Dean might not be able to feel pain yet, but he could still be damaged. It wasn't like he was worried about the robot. No, not at all. But damn it he knew if the robot got even the slightest dent or injury it'd be over $500 or more to get it repaired. Hard earned money he really didn't want to spend.

He soon arrived, and began to sneak in, though that was pretty hard to do when he realized how dark it was,"Fuckin hell it's dark in here!" He swore, not bothering to keep his voice down because there was no way they could be there. And, if they were there was no way they would be able to shoot and hit him in the darkness.

However, that darkness soon went away and he was soon greeted by Dean. Having Gregory and threw other men in custody. Though whether he should be happy or angry he didn't know..so instead he tool a deep breath and exhaled slowly. Doing his best to settle down before nodding.

"Yes I do." He said through gritted teeth. Before hand cuffing them, and looking at Dean,"Let's get em to the car so-Are you fucking hurt!?" He yelled, now noticing the blue blood leaking out of the androids shoulders.