Break the Targets! (for finkfly90)

Thanks to the steel casing over her hand, Samus could whack away at Toadette’s poor, bare bum all day long. It was her arm that was starting to get sore, but that didn’t mean the stubborn bounty huntress was going to give even a second thought to stopping without her answers first. The clock was winding down and now she needed to act fast if she was going to get to Peach’s castle in time… else this adventure would be very short lived.

Finally. Like music to her ears, Samus stopped as Toadette’s cries broke above all other sounds of the surrounding area. For good measure, she gave her one more hard, motivated slap to her tiny tush which was now glowing ablaze, a deep red with an even more maroon shape of a metal hand stamped in the middle. “Finally.” Samus hissed, though keeping Toadette under her arm. Her attention drew to her audience. “Scram!” She barked at them, sending every visiting Toad and Yoshi into a frenzy as they struggled over each other to get away.

Grabbing Toadette’s leg, Samus pulled her out from under her arm and held her upside-down again, her skirt falling down and keeping her bare legs and bottom perfectly exposed. “Alright. Spit it out.” She demanded.

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“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!” Toadette’s screams echoed throughout the kingdom as the final well placed smack collided with the middle of her butt. The girl’s sobs were chocked out loudly as she was hung upside down. She was unable to speak due to crying so hard but she weakly pointed to a nearby warp pipe that would take he right to Peach.

Samus' eyes cut to the warp pipe ahead of her, narrowing her gaze. One of those things Mario always popped in and out of... never had been in one herself, but there was a time for everything at least. Looking back to the sobbing Toadette in her hands, she confirmed "This will take me right to the Princess?"

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Toadette continued to sob like a newborn as she hung upside down, wanting so desperately to be put down and run into someone’s arms in a tight hug. After hiccups loudly and resume her sobs, she nodded vigorously in response, wordlessly pleading that this was the end.

Still squinting suspiciously, Samus decided she better take her chances. Thirty seconds left on the clock now. She lowered Toadette down and took the first few steps forward, eyes set on the warp pipe… but the sound of weak, pathetic sobs below made her stop. Ugh. The things she had to put up with for this job.

Finally flipping Toadette around, Samus let her skirt drop to cover her red rear again while instead grabbing the scruff of her shirt to lift the little woman up. She put her at eye-level, but her eyes weren’t as cruel and hate-filled as they once were. “Now, was that so hard?” She asked. Giving Toadette a minute to think about that question, Samus saw the fearful look of tears in her eyes and rolled her own. Rising her metallic hand, she softly wiped Toadette’s tears away.

“Since you were such a big help, I won’t let the Princess know you sent me to her.” Samus provided that cold comfort. “But since you took so long…” Looking up, a short, stubby tree awaited with branches barren of leaves. Samus walked Toadette over and hooked her collar onto the back of the tree, letting her hang just barely from off the ground. “Can’t have you telling anyone about this.” She stepped back, dusting off her hands. “...I’m sure someone will come help you down.”

Turning her back, Samus motioned from her eyes, to Toadette’s, before heading over to that warp pipe and jumping right on-top. “...how does this work.” She thought to herself, though luckily didn’t have to wonder long; whether she liked it or not, the ground beneath her seemingly vanished, and the pipe sucked her right up.

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Toadette whimpered as the cool metal hand wiped the tears from her face, a slight pinge of regret as she realized what she had done. She didn’t have time to mull over it though as she was forced to hang from the tree, the way her skirt rose up would give all of the passerby’s a look at her bright red bottom. Before Toadette could speak up, the bounty hunter was already gone.

Princess Peach was in her office, going through paperwork that was stockpiled on her desk. She was currently going through discipline reports which go over offenders crimes and the punishment given out, which was usually a public bare bottom spanking in the middle of the courtyard.

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BOOM.

The ceiling above Peach's office went up in smoke, the entire section of the castle's rooftop crumbling into pieces and falling down atop the Princess and scattering her reports. No Bullet Bill to be seen on the other side, though; just the shadow of a tall, imposing figure equipped with unbreakable metal armor. Before the dust could even clear around old Peach, a plasma whip pierced through the rubbish and dangled itself over her petite body, then closing in like a snake and constricting her arms to her chest.

Just as quickly, that arm yanked Peach from her office and pulled her up through the ceiling, into the Mushroom Kingdom light atop her castle rooftop. Waiting there was a familiar orange suit of armor.

"Princess." Samus 'greeted.'

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As the princess heard the sound of rumbling below her, she briefly ignored it as she continued to work peacefully. Suddenly, she felt someone grabbing her around her waist and pulled her upward. Before she knew it she was staring into the visor of the armored bounty hunter. “S-Samus! What are you-“ She started as she tried to regain her balance on top of the roof of her castle. Below people noticed the commotion and began to stare up at them.

The sunlight beamed off of Samus’ visor before she retracted it into her suit, looking the Princess dead-on. Her eyes, one blue and one green, glared into Peach’s soul for a moment before she said anything. She then looked over towards those watching from the ground. Toads and Yoshi’s hard at work maintaining the castle… and Samus looked back at Peach.

“I’m representing your HR department today.” She grumbled back, her visor then coming back up to cover her eyes. Thrusting her arm forward, she tossed Peach further onto the roof of the castle and readied herself into a combat stance. “And an anonymous employee has reported some seriously fucked up rights violations.” She threatened, “let’s talk about that.”

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Peach growled as she got to her feet and backed up slowly, her pink high heels skidding on the roof of her castle. “I didn’t do anything! Now leave before I call Mario to come get you!” The princess tried to threaten, but her shaky voice proved that she was very nervous as she stared down the barrel of the arm cannon. Suddenly she reached down to pick a turnip from the ground and threw it at the bounty hunter.