Danger Mouse's New Niece (for Lita)

[cp 2000]

Danger Mouse sat thoughtfully in his living room early one afternoon, pondering over the events that had occurred the day before. After thwarting the efforts of his latest villain, Danger Mouse found himself in the possession of his secret weapon, a pill that could transform anyone into a little girl. He had intended to confiscate the pills, but before he could, his assistant Penfold was foolish enough to eat one by mistake. As such, his assistant had now transformed into a little hamster girl, who continuously referred to Danger Mouse as 'Uncle Danger Mouse'. Seeing no other alternative, Danger Mouse had asked for a few months of absence from work, in order to properly are for his new 'niece' full time.

[Lita]

"Coooee! Uncle Dangermouse!" Came a high-pitched voice from the upper level of the Pillar Box home of the World's Greatest Rodent Secret Agent, as the little girl formally known as 'Penfold', now Penny, balanced precariously on the diminutive kitchen counter trying to reach up into one of the top cupboards in the kitchen. Petite little hands patted along the counter cupboards, looking for handles that couldn't quite be reached, as little hamster girl's slip-on shoes pattered upon the kitchen top, close to a steel kettle on the boil.

[cp 2000]

Danger Mouse looked round to see the little girl on the counter, causing his eyes to widen as he rushed over to her and lifted her off the counter. "Penny" he said sternly, looking down at the little hamster girl in his arms as he scolded her, "do you have any idea how dangerous that was?". Due to his assistant now being a little girl, she probably didn't know how dangerous that was, but Danger Mouse was determined to teach her as her new guardian.

[Lita]

The little girl blinked big brown eyes up at her chief, locking with his yellow, right eye and his eyepatch clad left, quite surprised by the reaction. Even though she had been told off countless times as the agent's assistant, she never really took it on board.

"Crumbs! Teehee!" she giggled, covering her mouth to stifle her laughter, "Teabags can't hurt you!" Penny twirled one of her thick, blonde bunches around a petite little finger, before playing self-consciously with the big blue bow that held her hair in its cutsie style, "I was only making you a cuppa tea, uncle Dangermouse!" She then beamed, and pushed her glasses back in place when they began to slip, "and then we can go to the shops and get some cheese crumpets for you! And and--" she twiddled her fingers sweetly, "some sweeties for me...!"

[cp 2000]

Dangermouse looked down at the little hamster girl sitting in his lap, watching as she looked up at him with large loving eyes. He had to admit, whilst it was a little strange to have his assistant as a little girl now, he thought it would be rather nice, looking forward to looking after his little 'niece'.

He also found it cute how she giggled and told him how they could go out to buy crumpets and sweeties, barely recognising his old assistant from the little girl he now saw. "Now Penny" he said, shaking a finger a s he gently scolded the little girl, "I know you were trying to make me some tea, but it was very dangerous of you to do that". He then sighed a little, knowing what he would now have to do. "As such" he continued, "I have decided to punish you, as a good uncle would".

[Lita]

"Aw, uncle Dangermouse, that's not faayyer..." Penny mewled, placing her small paws on her hips and stamping her foot, allowing the leather to 'clip' against the floor, "Oh, poo!"

[cp 2000]

"It is very fair" he said, continuing to look sternly down at the little girl, "and as such, to punish you I have decided to give you a smacked bottom". With that, he lifted the little hamster girl up, and lay her over his lap, holding her in place and resting a hand on her upturned bottom.