Don't Piss off Sasori OR Kisame! (For RussianBunny)

[Konmnire]

Sasori shook his head at the blonde, giving him what felt like a little tug on his arm, and then he was suddenly bent over the puppet master's lap. He placed his other hand on Deidara's back, attaching chakra strings to him to regulate his flailing and kicking. Right now he left him able to move.

"I believe I can," he murmured, "And I'm truly going to. Is there anything you'd like to ask, or say, Deidara?"

--

Itachi nodded as well and kept looking at him, thinking for a few moments.

"You should come with me to the pond sometime," he said. "You look like you would like it."

[Bye_bye_birdie45]

"Yes, I'd like for you to let me up!" Deidara said, squirming in hopes of getting off the puppetter's knee. He did not want this to happen. Sasori-no-Danna's hand was wooden, for God's sake! "I can get another blanket! You don't need to do this!"

~~

Kisame gave him a small smile. "Thank you, Itachi-san. I would like that very much." Which was true. Itachi normally didn't allow this type of 'closeness'.

[Konmnire]

"I believe I do, brat," Sasori said, lightly patting Deidara's bottom. "I want to teach you a lesson in respect and manners."

With that, Sasori raised his wooden hand and swung it down firmly, seeing how Deidara would react.

--

Itachi nodded and looked back to his book. "I'm going again tonight, late. If you're still up I'll take you," he said.

[Bye_bye_birdie45]

"But I already have respect and ma - OW!" Deidara yelled when the puppet's hand fell down across his backside. It hurt, dammit! It felt just like a paddle. "Hey, no! Stop!"

~~

The smile stayed on Kisame's face as he, too, turned back to his book. "That sounds like a good plan to me..."

[Konmnire]

"I'm not going to stop, Deidara," he said, "Until your bottom is bright red, and you're sobbing over my knee." He sounded as intimidating as possible -- he wanted Deidara scared to the point where his behaviour would be exceptionally good.

--

Itachi nodded, but said nothing else in return.

[Bye_bye_birdie45]

Indeed, if the fear across the bomber's face was anything to go by - and his more frantic attempts to squirm off of the puppet's lap, than Sasori's words had caused a great a great amount of fear for Deidara.

"Please, don't!"

~~

Several more hours passed in relative, pleasant silence. Kisame kept to himself, and so did Itachi. When nighttime fell, they both went out to the pond, and the shark-nin could see how the ninja could find it so relaxing.

[Konmnire]

Sasori kept Deidara held down so he couldn't get off, and kept swinging his hand down. "I have to, Deidara," he explained, "If I don't then you'll continue on being a brat. And I really don't want to deal with that anymore."

--

Itachi was looking into the water when suddenly a smirk appeared on his face. He glanced at Kisame and then looked away, chuckling darkly to himself.

[Bye_bye_birdie45]

"I'm not a brat!" Deidara said, still hopelessly squirming. "Let me up!"

~~

Kisame raised an eyebrow at Itachi, who was looking rather sadistic... Well, more sadistic than usual. "What are you think about, Itachi-san?"

[Konmnire]

"Yes your are Dei," he said, sighing. Then he grabbed the hem of his boxers and slid them down his toned legs and then proceeded to spank him on the bare.

--

Itachi kept looking away but regained himself. "Ah... I was just thinking how homey the water must seem... Being a fish and all..."

[Bye_bye_birdie45]

"Hey, hey, no!" Deidara yelled, reaching his hand back to pull his boxers back up, then he yelped when Sasori's hand came down again. "OW! Stop it!"

~~

Kisame raised his eyebrows. "Yes, it does... but I'm a shark, not a fish. There's a bit of a different, Itachi..."