Double Trouble (For Jaderulez123)

[LadyLoki]

Steve groaned loudly and rubbed his eyes with exhaustion. This was the hundredth time he'd gotten letters from the city of New York because Tony had blown something up in a fit of egotistical fervor. He was becoming frustrated with the immature man, and he was at wits end with what to do. He took in a calming breath and thought about what Bucky would have done to remedy the situation and paused, coming up with the answer. He stood slowly, and nodded to himself. It was worth a shot. He headed down to Tony's lab, a mission laid out before him.

Bruce was sitting in his room, trembling slightly. He was freaked out by the sudden changes in his life, and the incident with Loki had unlocked his old insecurities about having the Hulk inside of him. He stood and wandered to his bathroom, and pulled out a sharp razor. He hadn't done this in such a long time...but he needed it again.

[KingCrowley]

( OMG Bruce nuuuuu! DX )

Tony was tired of hearing Steve asking why he was causing such destruction about the city his response being that it was an exercise experiment for him and someone else would clean up the mess later, which was normally true. "Jarvis, bring up the footage from yesterdays aim." he instructed, taking a bit out of an apple that was in one hand.

"Sir, I believe you have company." Jarvis pointed out.

Tony turned and frowned when he saw Steve stood there, "What's on your mind Capsicle?" he asked, turning away from him again as he viewed the footage on screen, "If it's about damage, I don't wanna hear it."

Thor strode along the corridor, he was not used to such a confined space and so he didn't stay in his room too long and instead went off in search of Bruce whom he had grown fond of even if he was always demeaning himself one way or another.

"Doctor Banner?" Thor asked, knocking on the bathroom door as gently as he could.

[LadyLoki]

"Tony, we've been over this repeatedly, and you've still caused millions of dollars in damage in New York! Doesn't this bother you at all?" Steve asked, arms crossed. Getting no response, Captain American finally lost his cool and got angry-Hulk angry. "I. Have. Had. It." He began advancing toward Tony, eyes ablaze.

Bruce yelped and nearly dropped the razor. "H-Hold on Thor! O-One second" He called, ensuring it was locked. He sighed and took the razor, slitting the skin slightly and wincing at the pain. He deserved this. He was a monster.

(I know DX, but it must be done..."

[KingCrowley]

Tony chose not to answer, Steve was still banging on about damage, seriously the blonde was like a broken record! "Good for you, do me a favor and pick me up a cheeseburger or something." he said, still not looking at Steve, not even giving the war hero a single glance. "Or are you just gonna stand there and ramble on...and on...and on..."

Thor nodded his head, he had no reason to believe Bruce was in danger or was currently cutting himself so he let the man have his privacy. Besides, the door was locked. "Very well."

[LadyLoki]

Steve finally slammed his hand down on the table in front of Tony's face, shocking the brunette into finally staring up at his face. "You, have pushed me to the brink. Now you can reap your rewards." Steve growled out, forcing Tony to a standing position and dragging him by the ear to one of the chairs nearby.

Bruce set down the razor and placed it into his pocket. He stepped out, hiding the cut under his long sleeves. He began to walk down the hall, but the razor fell out of his pocket onto the ground. The young man didn't notice and continued on his way, unaware.

[KingCrowley]

Tony looked up shocked and he was actually a little threatened by Steve's anger. "What are you babbling about?!" he snapped, frowning and then yelping when his ear was taken, "Let go of me!" he demanded though had no choice but to follow.

Thor smiled when he saw the man and he clapped him hard on the back, unaware of his own strength. "Doctor, it is a pleasure to see you." he laughed and then noticed the razor. "I believe you dropped something." he said, bending down to pick it up.

[LadyLoki]

Steve laughed and flung Tony over his lap with ease, pulling down the man's pants and boxers. He raised his tough palm and brought it down on Tony's pale bottom. He blinked in shock then began bringing his palm down repeatedly, turning the bum a dusty pink.

Bruce winced in pain slightly and smiled back weakly. He saw Thor holding the razor and paled slightly, hoping the demigod didn't notice the blood residue. "T-Thanks Thor." He said, holding out his hand to take it.

[KingCrowley]

Tony frowned at the laughter and grunted when his abdomen hit the surface of Steve's lap. "What the....hey!" he snapped and then blushed a bright red as his bottom was bared, "No fucking way!" he snapped and squirmed, grunting at the smacks, "STOP!"

Thor frowned and noticed the beads of blood on the blade, but Bruce had no cuts on his face. "There is blood...what happened?"

[LadyLoki]

"You've earned this Anthony Stark!" Steve barked back in return, increasing the strength behind his swats. He moved lower, smacking Tony's sitspots a lovely shade of red before doing the same to his thighs. "I cannot believe you would be so careless with property and peoples' lives!"

"I-It's nothing Thor, I promise." He smiled shakily and shrugged. Unfortunately for Bruce, the cut on his arm began to show through his clothing and he quickly covered it with the other hand. "Please Thor, g-give it back."

[KingCrowley]

Tony frowned, "The name is TONY!" He snapped and bucked his legs angrily, wanting this to be over because his naked bottom was starting to sting. "That hurts!" he snapped at him and arched his back in response to the pain. "Stop it! and hey, no one died old man!"

Thor frowned and he noticed the blood seep through the fabric of Bruce's shirt. "You...You have cut yourself." he said concerned and went to him, baring his arm and inspecting the damage, "How did this happen?"