Emily on "Flirting with Geeky Boys."
<+Emily> Flirting with geeky boys is IMPOSSIBLE.
<+Emily> Because you think you're being really obvious, but they don't have a CLUE.
<+Emily> So of course if you're a stupid teenager, you think he got your signals and is rejecting you.
<+Emily> But he's just off going "Gee, I wonder why Emily's acting weird. I also wonder whether Goku could beat up the Hulk."
<+Emily> I've learned that flirting with geeks is a waste of goddamn time.
<+Emily> You gotta just say "Man, you look really sexy in that."
<+Emily> And even then you have to follow it up with "That means I am sexually attracted to you. Emily want fuck! Want fuck now!"
<+Emily> That gets you up to about a 50/50 shot they'll pick up on it.
<+Emily> Hey, I love geek boys.
<+Emily> Why do you think I went to the trouble of figuring out how to get a goddamn date with you oblivious wonders?
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