Help me make / plan a spanking video game

[ZSpanky]

Fps spanker category of positions good story or like a sims type thing but first person.

[swissm]

Liked the demo. To bad there was only one lvl

[ZSpanky]

You can use ovules rift to do Fps spanker!

[Sephyhara]

Tried out the demo myself. That was pretty neat and very satisfying at the end. I don't like math but, I was proud of myself for using my head meat to get to the end.

I didn't like it tbh, I personally felt the maths questions were too hard, especially for a game with a time limit, I found controlling it too difficult I was just mashing buttons. It would have been nice if it had a controls layout, and no time limit because I tend to write my math problems down.

[Sephyhara]

Originally Posted by Mrsteve

I didn't like it tbh, I personally felt the maths questions were too hard, especially for a game with a time limit, I found controlling it too difficult I was just mashing buttons.

Well, I'm not sure this will help but, I do have some advice for solving the math problems. Don't focus on the problem as a whole. The easiest way to solve long multiplication problems in my opinion, is to take the last number on each side and do only those. Match that answer with the the letter that has your answer.

You see that is really obscure for a spanking game, and it has no hint that is what you are supposed to do, the game just seems to start. I press buttons... the walls jump around. Then I get a random maths problem, then I get a game over. I found the time limit which you can't see insulting, like the creator of the game felt this game was only for the intelligent people.

To quote the angry video game nerd the game was a "&"^% lode off "^&%" no offence to the person who made it but I feel it needs to be nerfed for average joe because all the game succeeded in doing was making me angry and feel stupid.



EDIT:

I know the controls are posted here HOWEVER when I tried redownloading the controls did not work as it didn't before, a,w,s,d and arrow keys only seemed to work when they wanted to :S

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Your maths trick worked, however I still have NO control of where I go :S There is another issue those black walls, there are too many I found myself wasting turrns trying to move them out of my way, because I would get stuck in a corner and there black walls would not move; no would magic doors appear to help me.

All in all the game is just frustrating which annoys me; I a not saying spanking games have to be easy but just playable. Again no offence to the creator of mina's haunted house I have seen many spanking games have other issues. Either they are broken, overly complicated, the spanking scenes are buried in convoluted storylines that could rival lord of the rings not enough spanking scenes, or too short.

Knowing my luck someone will make a really good spanking game and it will have a really cruddy sharing service that will probably just be a computer virus like many other games I have tried to download.

OH and I am unsure the game has a time limit I think it is a turn limit, but even that makes no sence because of the black wall, you keep wasting turns trying to get them to move. The game feels like PURE LUCK.

Anyway soryr for the points I have been wrong on.

[Sephyhara]

Originally Posted by Mrsteve

Your maths trick worked, however I still have NO control of where I go :S There is another issue those black walls, there are too many I found myself wasting turrns trying to move them out of my way, because I would get stuck in a corner and there black walls would not move; no would magic doors appear to help me.

You're very welcome on the math trick. Now to your next problem... Well, those black walls (which are locked doors) are something you can't move through. I found that confusing myself but, it's true. The only doors you can use are the blue magic doors and you can also move into places where there are no black lines and just the clear line that separates the rooms. I understand that it's frustrating but, I do want you to at least give my methods a try and maybe you can make it to the end.

[MaxTheMouse]

I think the spanking simulator idea sounds best where you can choose different characters requested, however if it's 2'd that'd be pretty difficult

Originally Posted by MaxTheMouse

I think the spanking simulator idea sounds best where you can choose different characters requested, however if it's 2'd that'd be pretty difficult

I like the spanking rpg idea