The Hobbit and The Dwarf - ChinbiSpankyBuns

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It was usually very quiet and peaceful in Bilbo's hole in Baggs End, so quiet usually you could catch a sentence of gossip from the local hobbits who would take their usual everyday strolls. But today, oh today was far from peaceful or quiet. If only Bilbo had not answered the door on this night, if only he'd been out and unable to take cold callers.

"Um yes, hello...I uh, no could you put that down! My mothers plates!" Bilbo was going frantic trying to tame the hoard of TWELVE Dwarves in his house. "I was saving that cheese for-....never mind..." He sighed heavily, watching them raid his pantry for the food he had spent so long storing.

Just then, that insufferable Gandalf the Grey walked in, looking rather pleased with himself. "Don't get me wrong Gandalf, I like visitors as much as the next Hobbit....but I also like to know them before they come visiting!" he snapped in an unkind tone, glaring at the great Wizard.

Last to arrive, and being the more serious of the Dwarves, was Thorin. He looked like the type of Dwarf that you would not want to mess with. His cold blue eyes scanned the room and then fell upon his mischievous Nephew Killi, who was helping himself and mucking about like every other Dwarf.

"Killi, we're not here to have fun, we're here on official terms." He told him ominously with that famous fixed glare that only Killi really, truly understood. It was more than just occasionally when Killi needed a firm hand to keep him in line and Thorin was more than happy to lend that hand.

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Gandalf was a patient wizard with a soft spot for halflings, he saw a potiental in Bilbo that he himself could not even explain, but hobbits where a bit set in their ways and needed guidance sometimes, The Wizard put a steady hand on Bilbos shoulder.

"There, there, now, there is nothing to get too excited about, they are friends of mine and shall very soon be friends of yours, if you will give them the chance." he said sagely hoping to settle Bilbo and make him relax a bit.

Kili's head popped up a bit when he saw Thorin enter and he felt himself almost instantly blush and quiet down, out of immediate respect, but that did not last long as he smiled, he was much older now and felt he had no reason to fear Thorns belt or a switch and waved him over. "Oh come on Thorin, having a good time is official terms!" he said the rest of the dwarves laughed at his cheekiness and Killi rather loved making jokes to lighten the mood.

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"Well your friends are breaking and entering, destroying personal property and taking my food without permission!" Bilbo barked back, very peeved off at this fact. "And you expect me to just go along with this charade? Act as if everything is normal and well?!" he was heating very fast with the current scenario and Gandalf was only churning his anger more.

Thorin eyed his nephew cautiously when he was quiet as he knew that the silence would not last long at all. He was fond of Killi but he also tried his patience at the worst of times, which usually resulted in an unhappy ending for his Nephew. "Killi, cease the cheekiness lest you're in favor of a long belting session." he warned sternly.

Bilbo caught his breath in short term when one of the Dwarves beside Killi was currently juggling his prized plates and making his friends roar with laughter. "They could all do with a belting session." Bilbo muttered unkindly and then turned on Gandalf. "You stupid oaf of a Wizard, what was going through your mind?!"

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At this Gandalf's eyes turned dark, if there was one thing you dd not do, you did NOT insult a wizard, in a flash Gandalf reached and grabbed Bilbo by the ear and started to pull him out of the door way.
"Come with me Bilbo Baggins and I will show you who is truly in charge here!" A few of the Dwarves that had seen this started to snigger and chuckle, everyone knew never to insult a wizards intellect.

Killie though was not focused on Bilbo or Gandalf, but on his Uncle who's very mention of a belting sent shivers down his spine, he felt his cheek flush but in the company of his peers had the poor foresight to try and blow off Thorn.

"Oh lighten up Thorin, it is not like I am a wee sprout of a youngling, your threats are full of cobblers and pilk" he spoke, in doing so the others dwarves roared in laughter at his brash words. while some of the elder dwarves were quite out out with his harsh language for still truly being so young as he was.

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Bilbo barely had time to register what that ominous look in Gandalf's eyes held, when he was taken by the ear and lead out the door way. "Gandalf, do you mind, you are hurting my ear you fool now release me!" he snapped, in no mood to play along with what Gandalf had in mind, not that he had a sketch of a clue what that was that is.

"You are so eager to put on a show for your comrades Killi." Thorin stated, his tone dark as his eyes were cold. "Perhaps we should give them a proper show." he added, reaching his hand to his waist and sliding off his strong and thick, leather belt. "Now, come. Wee sprout of a youngling." he ordered, his tone stern.

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"No, Bilbo Baggins, you will listen to me now, you have had your say and now it is time for my say"

Gandalf said as he promptly sad down on a stump right outside of Bilbos house right in front of his yard and still keeping a grip in his ear hauled him up and over his lap grabbing his britches and giving a firm tug to bare his little hobbit bottom.

Killie froze seeing this and he tried to chuckle it off. "T-Thorin, no, I was only kidding, come on, your not really going to.....I mean we are all just having a bit of a go around" he said trying to backtrack and hoped that Thorin was just kidding.

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Bilbo frowned, not liking at all where this was going, there was something Gandalf knew and he didn't, it drove him mad. But finally, when Gandalf sat down on the stump and Bilbo was looking at the grassy ground over Gandalf's knee, he started to get the picture.

"Gandalf!" Bilbo protested as his britches were pulled down. "Is a thrashing really necessary!?" he demanded, though there was pleading in his tone. Why, Bilbo baggins had not received a good old fashioned spanking since he was young.

"There's having a go around Kili, and then there is complete disrespect, it seems you were more entertained with succeeding in the latter." Thorin spoke firmly striding over to his nephew and gripping his ear firmly between his thumb and finger. "I shall show you who is full of pilk Kili."

With that said, Thorin marched poor Kili into a vacant room considering Gandalf had occupied the outside space and sat down in an arm less chair. Wasting no time, he secured his Nephew and bent him swiftly over his knee, proceeding to lift his cloak and whip down his britches, displaying his bare bottom.

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Gandalf shook his grey head. "It is necessary Bilbo Baggins, one cannot expect to insult a wizard without reaping a dire consequence. He then raised his broad hand and smacked it down over Bilbos round little cheeks, he being a hobbit and Gandalf being as he was, his hand covering both cheeks at once easily, and he repeatedly started to smack his hand up and down in a rhythm over Bilbo's poor backside.

Killi now finding himself in a most familiar and terrible position tried to struggle over Thorins lap even going so far as to reach back to cover his bared bottom, it had been ages since he had been whipped by Thorin but the memory was still strong in his mind as to how terrible they felt.

"Thorn, Please..please, I am sorry!" he rushed to say and wiggled on his lap. "I diddnt mean anything by it, I swear, I was just a bit full of myself! I did not mean to disrespect" trying desperately to back-peddle his way out of this.

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Bilbo opened his mouth to protest as expected but the words he wanted to speak - only came out in a loud, "Ow!" Just from one slap, his bottom was stinging something terrible, perhaps it was due to the size of Gandalf's hand and Bilbo's bottom. "OW! AH! OWwww!" Bilbo continued to grunt out in pain as the smacks continued to rain down.

"Gandalf, please I beg you, have mercy!" Bilbo called out, shuffling from left to right to avoid being smacked on the bottom once more. "I am terribly sorry Gandalf!"

Thorin was less than impressed when Kili reached back to cover his bottom. "I am sorry Kili, but you should have anticipated this before your mouth ran away with you." he scolded sternly, pinning Kili's hands to his back and doubling the belt over a few times in his hand to make easier for distance purposes, raising it above his own head height.

With a slight pause, Thorin eventually slapped down the belt hard, across those bare cheeks, at once, a red mark was left behind and once visible, Thorin began lash upon lash across poor Kili's bottom, turning the shade from pale to dark pink for the time being.

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"Being sorry is not the same as asking forgiveness" Gandalf said and continued to smack his hand down over Bilibo's now red cheeks, he knew that a hobbits most sensitive areas were the round soft plump rumps, and knew just how much a hobbit could take to teach a proper lesson.

"If are going to accompany us on this little adventure you are going to have to take heed to my words and do not cross my judgement" he instructed and smacked his heavy firm hand down again.

Killi tried to hold back his sharp cry, the belt felt just as it had when he truly had been small, the snap and the sting of pain blazing over his twin cheeks made him howl as the pace quickened and tears started to fall from his face.

"T-Thorin...p-please....I'm sorry I will not disrespect you again please...please stop this is humiliating!" he said not wanting to admit how badly it hurt. his pride still there as he wiggled his bottom around but unable to do anything to protect his most tender of places.