Humiliation in the Hidden Leaf (For Croup)

[zenith]

Godai grinned as Choji's fist barreled to him. He had a great idea as he saw the giant fist. "I guess you're right," he said as he dodged the blow. "I can't beat you with size. In fact, I'll make you even bigger," he claimed as he grabbed Choji's thumb and blew into it. Soon, Choji was swelling up like a balloon. Even stranger, he was also beginning to float like one one too. Most notably, was his backside, getting even larger.

[Croup]

"H--huh?! Hey! What the--!" Chouji spluttered as he was expanded even more. Only it didn't act like his family jutsu always did. He was buoyant. Bouncy, even. And since he couldn't touch the ground, he couldn't get any purchase to fight back anymore. "H--hey, what did you do! Stop that!" he said as his big backside rose prominently.

Just then, Shikamaru stepped outside to make sure everything was okay. His eyes widened at seeing Chouji like that. "What the..."

[zenith]

Godai couldn't help but laugh as he tied Choji's thumb with the string, preventing the air from leaving as he floated. "I guess you are the biggest," he agreed as he held the string, also keeping Choji in the air. "But, let's see what happens if I try to squeeze?" he asked as he tied Choji's string to a rock and jumped on Choji's swollen back. Then he began to play bongo's with Choji's large rear end. Strangely enough, they made the sound bongo's did when they were struck. He didn't notice Shikamaru since he was having too much fun.

[Croup]

"Yoowww! Ohh, c'mon! Quit it!" Chouji yelled, his face turning bright red under the assault. He'd been made into a living drumset, and there wasn't anything he could do about it. At least, not until a kunai thrown by Shikamaru suddenly cut the string around his thumb. The air blew out of him and he flew around the yard wildly like a loose rocket, until eventually he landed in a compost heap with a hard flop. "Oof!"

As for Godai, he was able to land nimbly on the Akimichi walkway. Shikamaru scowled at him. "So you're that ninja who's been going around humiliating everyone."

[zenith]

"I was having fun," Godai objected as he looked at Shikamaru. "And they agreed to this!" he pointed out as he looked at Shikamaru and glared at Shikamaru. He made a mental note to come back for Choji later. He wasn't done with him yet! "Let me guess, you want to avenge your friends," he said in a bored tone of voice. "Besides, he didn't even get hurt! He didn't even get scratched from that fall!" he countered as he got into a fighting stance.

[Croup]

"Huh... You're right." Shikamaru watched as Chouji slowly got up and brushed himself off. There wasn't a scratch on him. "Still, I can't just let you go around embarrassing people around the village. It's troublesome, but I'll have to stop you."

"Let's take him on together, Shikamaru!" Chouji said. "There's no way he can beat us both working together!"

[zenith]

Godai wondered if that was the case. He decided that he would go on the offensive this time as he rushed back toward Choji. he remembered that he was fairly easy to manhandle so he grabbed Choji's underwear, and began to tie up the larger ninja, and manipulate him until he was a bowling ball. He smiled as the rolled the larger ninja at Shikamaru.

[Croup]

"H-Hey--guaahh!" Chouji tried to fight back, but he had no experience with fighting styles like this. In moments he was wrapped up in his own underwear like some sort of stress ball. Some even got pulled over his head to blind and gag him. "Mmph, mmph!" Shikamaru could only gape as he watched his friend get subdued so quickly.

Then he had to think fast. Strategically he had two options: he could dodge the oncoming Chouji-ball and try to capture Godai with his shadow jutsu, or he could try and free Chouji so they could work as a team. "Tch!" With only a split second to decide, he chose the latter. He hopped on top of the rolling Chouji. "Hang on Chou!" he said, and cut through his friend's elastic waistband. That sent the freed Chouji to hurtle halfway across the yard until he flopped onto the ground again--now somehow completely nude. "Ooh.. what happened...?" he said, bags of chips circling his head.

[zenith]

Godai laughed out loud as he saw the naked Choji, and Shikamaru was focused on freeing Choji, so he couldn't see that Godai was approaching. Godai grinned as he saw a beehive. He threw a kunai to cut the beehive, down, where it landed right by Choji and Shikamaru. The bees left the hive and buzzed angrily. They swarmed Shikamaru's and Choji's backsides. Unlike normal, these bee's didn't leave their stingers. Instead, Shikamaru and Choji's backsides were beginning to swell and turn red from the repeated stinging.


He also had a funny idea as he saw that there was a pie in the window. He couldn't believe his luck as he grabbed it and blew the steam over to their noses. He figured that the bees would leave sooner or later, and if this pie was any good, they would follow him like he was the pied piper! And there was a lot more fun to be had indoors.

[Croup]

"Ooh! Ow! Oh no! Aoow!" Both Shikamaru and Chouji hopped around under the bee stings. Chouji had no protection and his big round cheeks quivered under the stings, while to Shikamaru's consternation several of the bees flew inside his shorts to sting him underneath. He had to pull the shorts down to shoo the bees out. "Ouch! Ooh!"

Just when they'd scrambled to safety, Chouji's nose suddenly sniffed the air. "Ohh, what is that wonderful aroma?" He began to follow it, practically gliding along the air.

"No time for food now, Chouji. We've got to beat this ninja... Although... that does smell really good." Despite himself, Shikamaru began to follow the scent too. He didn't understand why, but it was almost like he was following a script. He trailed behind his friend's big bouncing bare butt as they both went back into the house.