The Kame and the Usagi (for Okamishonen)

[Xam]

Raimu was a turtle hermit who lived on an island his whole life. His hair was green, as was the turtle shell he wore on his back. He seemed to always be smiling, and his eyes seemed like they were always closed. He always had a room up for rest in his house, and a young bunny girl recently bought it. He was looking for her at the moment, but couldn't find her. He knew she was probably doing something naughty at this moment. She was either in the house, or by his pool, and he was gonna find her.

[Okamishonen]

Alastor stalked about the house carefully, looking for some way to stir things up... perhaps a little writing on the walls? .. no.. that'd be too obvious.. she kept looking about, finally ending up in the ktchen... she looked into the fridge, she saw a few different things... then she knew what to do... she took out the pitcher of tea, then she she poured quite a bit of salt in it, ensuring a nasty surprise to any thirsty person who might drink it.

[Xam]

Raimu walked in and said, "There you are Alastor. What are you up to? I know your up to something."

[Okamishonen]

"Uh.. n-nothing... just getting some tea.." Alastor said, nervously putting the tea back in the fridge.

[Xam]

"Well, keep it out. I could use some tea right now." He took out the tea and poured some into a tea cup with little turtles on it. "I love tea, really calms me down. It's actually my favorite type of drink. Do you have a favorite type of drink Alastor?"

[Okamishonen]

"Umm... fruit juice.. I suppose.." Alastor said quietly, edging towards the door.

[Xam]

"Thats nice." He took a sip, and broke into a disturbed face. Even though his eyes are always closed, you could tell he was squinting with displeasure. He spit it out and said, "It's as salty as the ocean!" He froze, and looked at Alastor with a scowl. "So thats what you were doing with the tea." He began to roll up his sleeve. "Do you have to give me a reason to spank you every day? I'm beginning to think you like them. No come over here, away from that door."

[Okamishonen]

Alastor whimpered a little, trying to think how much worse it could get if she ran... "B-but Raimu... I-I.. erm.." she was trying to think up excuses.... "I-I thought it was .. sugar..." she almost said it like a question... almost positive it wouldn't fool him, but trying for any out she could find..

[Xam]

"*sigh* Don't lie to me, your bad at it. Besides, if you added that much sugar to it, it would ruin the flavor and make me hyper. Now stop making excuses and come here. If I have to walk there I'll spank you either way. And don't try your electricity like last time. My shell absorbs it, and it only made me spank you more."

[Okamishonen]

"Damn.. there went plan 'c' .... um.." Alastor thought frantically... "I.. uh.. maaaan..." she groaned and walked over to Raimu. "Let's... just get it over with...." she said in a pouty voice.