Kio Rangers Assemble! (Nomoewoes)

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“You’ll be my new stress toy! And I get mighty anxious these days!” huge hands, the size of dinner plates, roughly squeezed the burning mounds to that the flesh turned a painful white before fading back to a hot scarlet. He’d like to hear the little welp squeal a bit more, just like the artificial squeak of a compressible doll. It was music to his ears – despite not having such appendages to truly hear the agonising cries of his victims. The twists and squirms and wonderful FEEL of them was enough, “And when you’ve nothing left to SQUEEZE… I’ll take every memory you have, kid, and more!”

“You’re a greedy fella, aren’t you?!” A strident voice sounded from behind and above them both.

“WHAT?!” Clapadon snapped, turning from his admiring of the toasted butt in his grasp, as several dozen fists clenched about him as though he were a tree donned with festive baubles.

Standing upon a lamp post was a man clad in shining red in what could only be described as a biker outfit right out of a comic book, a scarlet helmet and visor black as night, with winged tips like horns hiding his features. He was pointing Clapadon squarely in his beady black eyes.

“With a Red Heart that Burns with Love and Anger in equal measure!” the man in the scarlet biker suit roared from behind his black visor, stomping down a powerful foot and striking a pose that indicated that he wanted to tear the demon a new one and shove a building up it right after, “Kio Red!”

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Alex had tears running down his face by this point as his bubble butt was a bright red at this point, including his sensitive sit spots as he could tell it would be a very long time before he is sitting down normally. The final squish of his bare butt causes him to let out a girlish squeal but he didn’t let go of the stone, which was changing from an orange aura into something much lighter

Suddenly the spanking stopped and he could feel his attacker being caught off guard. “H-Huh…” he questioned before his face grew as red as a tomato as he could tell someone was standing behind him, unintentionally flashing his private parts and his chubby red butt at whoever it was . While he couldn’t tell who it was, it didn’t stop this from being any less humiliating. “Oh my god! Let me go right now!” He demanded as tears ran down his face as he wiggled uncontrollably

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(Sorry! Didn’t see your response!! Apologies for the length - getting rid of the monster haha)

Kio? Where had he heard that before…?? He shook his head and squeezed Alex tighter, unwilling to let go of his plaything. He didn’t care for the impudence of this Red-covered weirdo… but he would enjoy turning him red UNDER that suit, judging by the sleek muscular physique that the garb flaunted.

Before he could declare his sordid intentions, his cute, bouncy bottomed toy had been torn from him – snatched as easily as it he had no hands rather than dozens – and he was left to stare with bulging black eyes as Kio Red had Alex in his arms and then set him down behind him.

He then turned to the beast, and raised a thumbs up, his gesturing far more vehement than normal as his face could not be seen, “Thanks for HANDING him over so easy~!” It seemed that both these bizarre beings enjoyed terrible puns…

“What?! Y-YOU!!” The multi-limbed behemoth howled in fury, before speeding towards the ranger with vile intents. How dare he?! HOW DARE HE?!

The helmet-clad vigilante flipped back and gripped the tallest of the pullup bars in the park, looking at the advancing monster gamely. He kicked himself up into a vault, and began to spin around the pipe at speed, before he released and he shot up into the air like a brushstroke of crimson against the night sky. As his momentum ended, and he began descending again from on high, the sentai soldier drew out a blade. It was about a meter in length, and half a foot wide, with intricate markings that vanished into light as the weapon began to glow with a fierce white-hot brilliance.

“Alright!! Show me your palms!!” The ranger roared out as he raised his huge weapon above his helmeted head.

“I’ll show you my palms and the way to hell, you meddling crayon!” Clapadon retorted, raising his hands and readying an assault of his own – only he soon screamed in agony as Kio Red lashed his kendo sword across each upturned hand with ferocity, and as they flexed in agony he smacked across the bony rows of knuckles presented to him with a series of painful SNAP SNAP SNAPs!

“1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! OF MY BEST!” The ranger yelled, clearing enjoying himself too much as he brutally caned the crap out of the monster’s precious limbs.

With a wailing shriek, Clapadon fell back, “Nooo! How could I be beaten at the hands of a puny humaaan?!” he had time to holler, before his body began to glow with fair luminosity.

The Red Ranger started, “Whoops!” before looking over to Alex in exaggerated shock. In the next moment he raced over and grabbed the other man, before covering him as though he were a shield – or a very aggressive hugger.

For as is the standard end to Ranger and Monster bouts, Clapadon exploded with a baffling dynamite blast of smoke and flame.

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Alex was looking on in shock as he used one hand to rub his tender rear and another to try and cover his front from public eyes. With how the ranger was dealing with this threat so easily and expertly, he was sure this wasn’t the first time this hero has done something line this. The smacks to the monsters hands made his palms and toes curl instinctively, he was sure whatever that was hurt like hell. But before he could process what was happening, the monster glew and there was a small explosion. He looked up to see a pile of ash where the monster was and just shook his head. “What a fucked up day…” he said to himself as he immediately brought his attention to looking for his pants

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From the ashes of Clapadon emerged a sphere, about 4 inches in diameter. It rose into the air, floating to and fro as if debating on where to just head off or ask for directions first.

"OOOH!" Kio Red shouted in manly excitement, gloved hands outstretched, which caused the violet orb to judder in an almost fright, before vaulting off back in the direction of town.

The red ranger sprinted after the fleeting orb, and leapt up, catching it like a pro basketball player. He landed back down on his feet lightly despite the height at which he fell from, and looked at the orb longingly for a time. He then seemed to jump – his actions far more exaggerated than a normal person whose expressions could convey their meanings and manners – as Alex began rooting around for his clothes. With his sore red ass and everything else out for all to see.

He raised a finger in silence, and then pointed in several directions, indicating that he would assist in this search, and he ran off at speed far into the trees, further than the hapless human had ever gotten. He emerged soon after, and stood before Alex triumphantly, and held up a pair of jogging bottoms that at best had belonged to a passing tramp who had disowned them on principle of their hideousness and number of holes and damage. It was more of an offence to Alex than a help, but the fit man in the red biker garb seemed like a dog that had brought his master his slippers.

Now that Kio Red was close, the stone that Alex had managed to hold onto was glowing faintly.

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Alex paid the ranger little mind as he was searching around on his hands and knees for his discarded pants. He knew they had to be here somewhere. He would even settle for walking home in his underpants at this point. With his privates on full display for the ranger to see, it would be a very embarrassing walk home

Once the foreign fabric touched his rear, Alex jumped to his feet and gasped as his rear was still incredibly sensitive. “H-Hey! I don’t know where those have been! That’s so gross!” Alex complained, still being very picky and whiny even though he has been saved and ignoring the shine that came from his stone as he complained